Isaac
28-10-2005, 02:21 AM
Johnny and friends.
Johnny: Guys, hurry!
Amy: Ugh, im getting my things packed.
Brandon: So am I, chill, Johnny.
Johnny: Chill?! How can I be more chill?! THIS IS THE BIGGEST EVENT EVER!
Brandon: Next to the election.
Amy: Yeah.
Johnny: Im not into politic's.
Amy: Your missing out.
Brad: Pfft..
Amy: What?
Brad: Politic's are stupid. Let a monkey run our country, oh wait, one already is.
Brandon: George Bush is a good man.
Brad: Good monkey.
Amy: Right, Shut up, and let's go. Im ready.
Johnny: Guys, car wont start.
Brandon: What?
Kia Ju: XA FA RA GAD!
Brad: Kia, have you NOT noticed we have no idea what your saying?
Kia Ju: Si?
Brandon: Haha.
Amy: Johnny, your putting the key into the car seat..
Johnny: I knew that..
Amy: Right.
Brad: Get into the car, Brandon.
Brandon: Im almost done!
Amy: Is it really neccesary to pick out all the acorns you find in the snow?
Brandon: I hate squirrel's.
Johnny: Oh god..
Amy: NO!
Brandon: What?
Amy: We are NOT having another squirrel war, the first one wasnt even neccesary and even worse, you lost.
Brad: The last one was hardcore, admit it.
Johnny: The man tell's the truth.
Brandon: Squirrel war? No, I just threw these out yesterday because my new girl said she was allergic to them, didnt want to not impress her.
Amy: Just get into the car!
Brandon: Im coming! Sheesh, Hitler.
Amy: Did you just call me Hitler?
Kia Ju: That's offensive.
Brad: Did Kia just speak english?
Kia Ju: Ga?
Brad: Nevermind.
Johnny: Ok.. Hey, Lets sing a song!
Amy: Oh god, no.
Brandon: She'll be coming around the mountain when we come!
Brad: Ok, no kiddy tunes.
Brandon: That put's me at a disadvantage.
Brad: Your always at a disasvantage.
Brandon: That's why I have a girlfriend, and youve been looking for one for two year's.
Brad: Brandon, Im married.
Brandon: Riiiiiightt...
Brad: 0_0
Kia Ju: SCARF OLD WAMA DI LASNA!
Johnny: Gia re?
Kia Ju: Fara.
Johnny: Og rag dag je!
Kia Ju: Er de!
Amy: What the..
Brad: You speak korean!?
Johnny: Yeah.. I thought you knew.
Brad: Why havent you told us!?
Johnny: I didnt think it mattered. Plus, why else would Kia be coming?
Brandon: She's hot.
Kia Ju: REGAN HEY URDA MAN!
Brandon: Sorry, my names Brandon, now say that again.
Kia Ju: REGAN HEY URDA MAN!
Brandon: Forget it.
Amy: Tell us what she said.
Johnny: No. I dont have to.
Brad: Johnny.. come on now..
Johnny: No.
Amy: Your ridiculous.
Brandon: I need to know what she's saying. She's hot.
Amy: Yeah, we get the point. And I thought you had a girlfriend?
Brandon: I do, but whoever said I was a one-woman man?
Amy: Oh my god..
Johnny: Hey, look! A bicycle musuem!
Brad: Dont..
Johnny: Hey Brad..
Brad: What?
Johnny: Are you driving?
Brad: No bu-
Johnny: Then shut up.
Amy: I cant believe you call the X-Treme Winter Sports game the most exciting event of the year yet you stop at a Bicycle musuem.
Johnny: I know. But look, $2.40 for admission.
Amy: That's for children.
Johnny: Oh, well, it's only $4.20 for adult's.
Brandon: Why dont you just use all our money up, John.
Johnny: Oh please, we have more than enough, just take my word for it and come on.
Amy: I cant believe were doing this..
Clerk: HOW MUCH I SELL YOU?
Johnny: Five adult's please.
Clerk: NO NO, FOUR ADULTS. KOREAN WOMEN GET IN FREE.
Johnny: What?! Why?
Clerk: KOREAN MY NATIONALITY.
Johnny: So?
Clerk: I HATE AMERICANS, SO I CHARGE YOU DOUBLE. THAT WILL BE $33.60 THANK YOU.
Johnny: What?! No!
Clerk: SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
Johnny: No! Ill pay! I want to see the bicycles!
Amy: Johnny! Shut up, I knew this was a rip-off.
Brad: Your an idiot.
Brandon: I didnt say thank you, I feel horrible.
Amy: Oh, please. Save your thank you's for someone that's worth it. Not that guy.
Brandon: What are you trying to say?!
Amy: Nothing, Brandon.. Nothing..
(The crew gather's in the car and stride off again.)
Brad: Let's play a game.
Amy: Like.. ?
Brandon: Rochambeau!
Amy: What is that?
Brandon: Rock, Papper, Scissor's.
Brad: That's a boring game.
Johnny: Yeah, and Im steering.
Brandon: Ok then.. I brought Chutes'n'Ladders.
Brad: What?
Johnny: Yeah, somehow he managed to fit it into his pocket, gameboard and all.
Brandon: Its awesome.
Amy: AHH!
Brad: By george!
Kia Ju: Scemene Orno!
Brandon: Feel's good to get it out of my pocket, hurted like it hurt.
Kia Ju: Pfft, Shut up.
Brad: She talks!
Amy: What?
Brad: You didnt hear her?
Amy: No.
Brad: Well, someone must have heard her.
Kia Ju: I did.
Brad: There she goes again!
Brandon: Brad, your stealing my thunder.
Brad: Ok.. ?
Brandon: I just fit a 2"4' game board into my pocket, including peices, thats better than a korean women talking english.
Brad: ...
Johnny: I gotta go.
Amy: Since were in the middle of no where, good luck pal.
Brad: Ah good, were approaching a town.
Amy: What does it say?
The sign says:
A) Welcome to Seattle, Washington
B) Welcome to Tuckinberry, Texas
C) Welcome to Huango, Vietnam
D) Welcome to the middle of no where, the middle of no where
Johnny: Guys, hurry!
Amy: Ugh, im getting my things packed.
Brandon: So am I, chill, Johnny.
Johnny: Chill?! How can I be more chill?! THIS IS THE BIGGEST EVENT EVER!
Brandon: Next to the election.
Amy: Yeah.
Johnny: Im not into politic's.
Amy: Your missing out.
Brad: Pfft..
Amy: What?
Brad: Politic's are stupid. Let a monkey run our country, oh wait, one already is.
Brandon: George Bush is a good man.
Brad: Good monkey.
Amy: Right, Shut up, and let's go. Im ready.
Johnny: Guys, car wont start.
Brandon: What?
Kia Ju: XA FA RA GAD!
Brad: Kia, have you NOT noticed we have no idea what your saying?
Kia Ju: Si?
Brandon: Haha.
Amy: Johnny, your putting the key into the car seat..
Johnny: I knew that..
Amy: Right.
Brad: Get into the car, Brandon.
Brandon: Im almost done!
Amy: Is it really neccesary to pick out all the acorns you find in the snow?
Brandon: I hate squirrel's.
Johnny: Oh god..
Amy: NO!
Brandon: What?
Amy: We are NOT having another squirrel war, the first one wasnt even neccesary and even worse, you lost.
Brad: The last one was hardcore, admit it.
Johnny: The man tell's the truth.
Brandon: Squirrel war? No, I just threw these out yesterday because my new girl said she was allergic to them, didnt want to not impress her.
Amy: Just get into the car!
Brandon: Im coming! Sheesh, Hitler.
Amy: Did you just call me Hitler?
Kia Ju: That's offensive.
Brad: Did Kia just speak english?
Kia Ju: Ga?
Brad: Nevermind.
Johnny: Ok.. Hey, Lets sing a song!
Amy: Oh god, no.
Brandon: She'll be coming around the mountain when we come!
Brad: Ok, no kiddy tunes.
Brandon: That put's me at a disadvantage.
Brad: Your always at a disasvantage.
Brandon: That's why I have a girlfriend, and youve been looking for one for two year's.
Brad: Brandon, Im married.
Brandon: Riiiiiightt...
Brad: 0_0
Kia Ju: SCARF OLD WAMA DI LASNA!
Johnny: Gia re?
Kia Ju: Fara.
Johnny: Og rag dag je!
Kia Ju: Er de!
Amy: What the..
Brad: You speak korean!?
Johnny: Yeah.. I thought you knew.
Brad: Why havent you told us!?
Johnny: I didnt think it mattered. Plus, why else would Kia be coming?
Brandon: She's hot.
Kia Ju: REGAN HEY URDA MAN!
Brandon: Sorry, my names Brandon, now say that again.
Kia Ju: REGAN HEY URDA MAN!
Brandon: Forget it.
Amy: Tell us what she said.
Johnny: No. I dont have to.
Brad: Johnny.. come on now..
Johnny: No.
Amy: Your ridiculous.
Brandon: I need to know what she's saying. She's hot.
Amy: Yeah, we get the point. And I thought you had a girlfriend?
Brandon: I do, but whoever said I was a one-woman man?
Amy: Oh my god..
Johnny: Hey, look! A bicycle musuem!
Brad: Dont..
Johnny: Hey Brad..
Brad: What?
Johnny: Are you driving?
Brad: No bu-
Johnny: Then shut up.
Amy: I cant believe you call the X-Treme Winter Sports game the most exciting event of the year yet you stop at a Bicycle musuem.
Johnny: I know. But look, $2.40 for admission.
Amy: That's for children.
Johnny: Oh, well, it's only $4.20 for adult's.
Brandon: Why dont you just use all our money up, John.
Johnny: Oh please, we have more than enough, just take my word for it and come on.
Amy: I cant believe were doing this..
Clerk: HOW MUCH I SELL YOU?
Johnny: Five adult's please.
Clerk: NO NO, FOUR ADULTS. KOREAN WOMEN GET IN FREE.
Johnny: What?! Why?
Clerk: KOREAN MY NATIONALITY.
Johnny: So?
Clerk: I HATE AMERICANS, SO I CHARGE YOU DOUBLE. THAT WILL BE $33.60 THANK YOU.
Johnny: What?! No!
Clerk: SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
Johnny: No! Ill pay! I want to see the bicycles!
Amy: Johnny! Shut up, I knew this was a rip-off.
Brad: Your an idiot.
Brandon: I didnt say thank you, I feel horrible.
Amy: Oh, please. Save your thank you's for someone that's worth it. Not that guy.
Brandon: What are you trying to say?!
Amy: Nothing, Brandon.. Nothing..
(The crew gather's in the car and stride off again.)
Brad: Let's play a game.
Amy: Like.. ?
Brandon: Rochambeau!
Amy: What is that?
Brandon: Rock, Papper, Scissor's.
Brad: That's a boring game.
Johnny: Yeah, and Im steering.
Brandon: Ok then.. I brought Chutes'n'Ladders.
Brad: What?
Johnny: Yeah, somehow he managed to fit it into his pocket, gameboard and all.
Brandon: Its awesome.
Amy: AHH!
Brad: By george!
Kia Ju: Scemene Orno!
Brandon: Feel's good to get it out of my pocket, hurted like it hurt.
Kia Ju: Pfft, Shut up.
Brad: She talks!
Amy: What?
Brad: You didnt hear her?
Amy: No.
Brad: Well, someone must have heard her.
Kia Ju: I did.
Brad: There she goes again!
Brandon: Brad, your stealing my thunder.
Brad: Ok.. ?
Brandon: I just fit a 2"4' game board into my pocket, including peices, thats better than a korean women talking english.
Brad: ...
Johnny: I gotta go.
Amy: Since were in the middle of no where, good luck pal.
Brad: Ah good, were approaching a town.
Amy: What does it say?
The sign says:
A) Welcome to Seattle, Washington
B) Welcome to Tuckinberry, Texas
C) Welcome to Huango, Vietnam
D) Welcome to the middle of no where, the middle of no where