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    Default Choose Their Destiny: JOhnny and friends.

    Johnny and friends.

    Johnny: Guys, hurry!
    Amy: Ugh, im getting my things packed.
    Brandon: So am I, chill, Johnny.
    Johnny: Chill?! How can I be more chill?! THIS IS THE BIGGEST EVENT EVER!
    Brandon: Next to the election.
    Amy: Yeah.
    Johnny: Im not into politic's.
    Amy: Your missing out.
    Brad: Pfft..
    Amy: What?
    Brad: Politic's are stupid. Let a monkey run our country, oh wait, one already is.
    Brandon: George Bush is a good man.
    Brad: Good monkey.
    Amy: Right, Shut up, and let's go. Im ready.
    Johnny: Guys, car wont start.
    Brandon: What?
    Kia Ju: XA FA RA GAD!
    Brad: Kia, have you NOT noticed we have no idea what your saying?
    Kia Ju: Si?
    Brandon: Haha.
    Amy: Johnny, your putting the key into the car seat..
    Johnny: I knew that..
    Amy: Right.
    Brad: Get into the car, Brandon.
    Brandon: Im almost done!
    Amy: Is it really neccesary to pick out all the acorns you find in the snow?
    Brandon: I hate squirrel's.
    Johnny: Oh god..
    Amy: NO!
    Brandon: What?
    Amy: We are NOT having another squirrel war, the first one wasnt even neccesary and even worse, you lost.
    Brad: The last one was hardcore, admit it.
    Johnny: The man tell's the truth.
    Brandon: Squirrel war? No, I just threw these out yesterday because my new girl said she was allergic to them, didnt want to not impress her.
    Amy: Just get into the car!
    Brandon: Im coming! Sheesh, Hitler.
    Amy: Did you just call me Hitler?
    Kia Ju: That's offensive.
    Brad: Did Kia just speak english?
    Kia Ju: Ga?
    Brad: Nevermind.
    Johnny: Ok.. Hey, Lets sing a song!
    Amy: Oh god, no.
    Brandon: She'll be coming around the mountain when we come!
    Brad: Ok, no kiddy tunes.
    Brandon: That put's me at a disadvantage.
    Brad: Your always at a disasvantage.
    Brandon: That's why I have a girlfriend, and youve been looking for one for two year's.
    Brad: Brandon, Im married.
    Brandon: Riiiiiightt...
    Brad: 0_0
    Kia Ju: SCARF OLD WAMA DI LASNA!
    Johnny: Gia re?
    Kia Ju: Fara.
    Johnny: Og rag dag je!
    Kia Ju: Er de!
    Amy: What the..
    Brad: You speak korean!?
    Johnny: Yeah.. I thought you knew.
    Brad: Why havent you told us!?
    Johnny: I didnt think it mattered. Plus, why else would Kia be coming?
    Brandon: She's hot.
    Kia Ju: REGAN HEY URDA MAN!
    Brandon: Sorry, my names Brandon, now say that again.
    Kia Ju: REGAN HEY URDA MAN!
    Brandon: Forget it.
    Amy: Tell us what she said.
    Johnny: No. I dont have to.
    Brad: Johnny.. come on now..
    Johnny: No.
    Amy: Your ridiculous.
    Brandon: I need to know what she's saying. She's hot.
    Amy: Yeah, we get the point. And I thought you had a girlfriend?
    Brandon: I do, but whoever said I was a one-woman man?
    Amy: Oh my god..
    Johnny: Hey, look! A bicycle musuem!
    Brad: Dont..
    Johnny: Hey Brad..
    Brad: What?
    Johnny: Are you driving?
    Brad: No bu-
    Johnny: Then shut up.
    Amy: I cant believe you call the X-Treme Winter Sports game the most exciting event of the year yet you stop at a Bicycle musuem.
    Johnny: I know. But look, $2.40 for admission.
    Amy: That's for children.
    Johnny: Oh, well, it's only $4.20 for adult's.
    Brandon: Why dont you just use all our money up, John.
    Johnny: Oh please, we have more than enough, just take my word for it and come on.
    Amy: I cant believe were doing this..
    Clerk: HOW MUCH I SELL YOU?
    Johnny: Five adult's please.
    Clerk: NO NO, FOUR ADULTS. KOREAN WOMEN GET IN FREE.
    Johnny: What?! Why?
    Clerk: KOREAN MY NATIONALITY.
    Johnny: So?
    Clerk: I HATE AMERICANS, SO I CHARGE YOU DOUBLE. THAT WILL BE $33.60 THANK YOU.
    Johnny: What?! No!
    Clerk: SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
    Johnny: No! Ill pay! I want to see the bicycles!
    Amy: Johnny! Shut up, I knew this was a rip-off.
    Brad: Your an idiot.
    Brandon: I didnt say thank you, I feel horrible.
    Amy: Oh, please. Save your thank you's for someone that's worth it. Not that guy.
    Brandon: What are you trying to say?!
    Amy: Nothing, Brandon.. Nothing..

    (The crew gather's in the car and stride off again.)

    Brad: Let's play a game.
    Amy: Like.. ?
    Brandon: Rochambeau!
    Amy: What is that?
    Brandon: Rock, Papper, Scissor's.
    Brad: That's a boring game.
    Johnny: Yeah, and Im steering.
    Brandon: Ok then.. I brought Chutes'n'Ladders.
    Brad: What?
    Johnny: Yeah, somehow he managed to fit it into his pocket, gameboard and all.
    Brandon: Its awesome.
    Amy: AHH!
    Brad: By george!
    Kia Ju: Scemene Orno!
    Brandon: Feel's good to get it out of my pocket, hurted like it hurt.
    Kia Ju: Pfft, Shut up.
    Brad: She talks!
    Amy: What?
    Brad: You didnt hear her?
    Amy: No.
    Brad: Well, someone must have heard her.
    Kia Ju: I did.
    Brad: There she goes again!
    Brandon: Brad, your stealing my thunder.
    Brad: Ok.. ?
    Brandon: I just fit a 2"4' game board into my pocket, including peices, thats better than a korean women talking english.
    Brad: ...
    Johnny: I gotta go.
    Amy: Since were in the middle of no where, good luck pal.
    Brad: Ah good, were approaching a town.
    Amy: What does it say?

    The sign says:

    A) Welcome to Seattle, Washington
    B) Welcome to Tuckinberry, Texas
    C) Welcome to Huango, Vietnam
    D) Welcome to the middle of no where, the middle of no where

  2. #2
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    'scuse me, I am not reading that.


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    It's not that long. Lazy Moose.

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    lmao i read it, i want them in the middle of nowhere

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    is it...we tell you, you write it - kinda thing

    or you write, we also write it - kinda thang

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    It's a "We tell you, you write it." kinda thing.

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