Insults and Comebacks - = - = - = - Whats Yours??

[Forest-Law]

whats the best insult/comeback??? :D

one of mine;
*when someone calls your mum*
"Leave my mum out of this and I'll leave this (point downstairs) out of your mum tonight"

lol :D

[Rebuild]

Why would you want to put THAT in someones mother? Are you interested in older women? :'(

Kidding, kidding, that was mean. I don't normally have a comeback for something.. I don't get insulted a lot, only by my brothers who I ignore.. and if anyone else does it I do normally ignore them. I'll probably say something to outsmart them seeing as the people who insult me normally social idiots. :8

[Forest-Law]

i know the idiots in our school are to stupid to even know what that insult means...

anyway..

one day a rain will come that will wash them off the earth :D

Your mother's a terrible cook.


lol.

[Kardan]

Them: Ginger pewbs

Me: At least I have pewbs

[pechie100]

Im quite small and this lad calls me tich so this is how it goes
Shut up tich
Small people are better in bed though

[Eamonn]

Want beef ?
Yea theres a butchers across the road

***** licker
Better then c***

more but alot of them involve swearing

[Toes]

If its in school, its usually one of my friends, they say


'Do you know who she is?'
'No'
'Thats Mrs ******* daughter'
They usually slink away or pretnd to be my friend

[2hd.]

Person:Insult "blah blah blah"
Me: Sorry?
Person: (repeats insult)
Me: (interrupts them with..) No, I'm just sorry!

[Steph]

Ok, I'll use this as an example. Say if your mum is putting tea out and she asks you to tell your sister tea is ready then you shout it to your sister and your mum says "I could have done that" then you reply with "Well what you asking me for?" (I got that off That's So Raven =D)
I just realised its insults and comebacks but ah well

[RLY-CRAIG?]

All those 'your mum' insults are proper annoying and not even insulting

[pechie100]

U want a fight ?!?!
Join the army

[Forest-Law]

^ lol

If I wanted my comeback I would scrape it off your momma's teeth..

i know :)

[beth]

^ lol

If I wanted my comeback I would scrape it off your momma's teeth..

i know :)

LMAOOO OH THATS GREAT
Cracked me up big time LMAOO

[-Soph-]

Im bad at insults XD I just tell them something gross to make them puke xP

[Smits]

sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never heart me :P


or...

i know u are u said u are so what am i ?

[x!x.Emily.x!x]

The main one ..

Get Lost
Sorry i no my way around here ..

Can't think of any maybe when i get insulted i will say and say what my comeback was.

[Forest-Law]

i know u are u said u are so what am i ?


ahh the classic...nothing beats it :d :d

You: Did you burp?
Your friend: No.
You: Ohhh...because it smells of gayness....

(or use other words for gayness :eusa_danc )

[Revis]

Hm, I usually laugh at them but If it's my mate I play along...
Mate: Lee your mum was **** in bed last night
Me: Tell customer services, not my problem.../Ok, i'll go get your money back...

[jstar953]

Them: Ginger pewbs

Me: At least I have pewbs

HAHAH!! rock on to that fellow ginger!! some weird chavvs once shouted at me "ha ur ginger!" so i said back "ha ur blonde .."

so dumbness but i works .. :P

[ssricky]

my only come back is u wanna start something then bring it then they usually wimp out cuz they know i wud break their neck

[Dupion]

I dont comeback really, just ignore them and they get bored and shut up. Fun over, boohoo to them :(

[Roboevil]

Some kid said to my friend
"Tell you mum I left the money on the counter last night - She was really good!"
I'm sorry but my mates mother is 52 and the 'offender' was like 11, that's quite disgusting, I don't see how it's an insult. When we replied with an uncertain 'what the ___," he relatiated by saying.
"Your mum's head is so small when she got an ear peirce she died."
...
...
...
... I pity the fool.

[Stitch]

The main one ..

Get Lost
Sorry i no my way around here ..

Can't think of any maybe when i get insulted i will say and say what my comeback was.

Usually wen ppl say get lost to me i say first i need a map so i can find my way back.

[Clo]

I go on and on and on.
If a person says like 1 insultive word to me I get really agitated.
So all you can hear is all this swearing and gah. x]

[Wootzeh]

Someone : What are you looking at?
ME : don't know they dont put labels on s*** these days.

[Fluffball]

Someone : What r u lookin atMe: Dno labels dropped offOr i keep swearingThen maybe throw a few punchesO=]

[la-ur-en]

I tend not to insult..
Ahh the famous 'yer maw' or for you englanders 'your mum'.
Oh god, i hate them, random children walking past me and goin 'aye yer maw' i mean what on EARTH is the point in it? Ha, one time my friend john said to me after i said to him 'what you doin tonight' nd he said as a joke 'yer maw' i just went 'how can that be possible if i'm doing her?' haha, yes its sick, but you know what, just laugh along with it, its a silly unoffensive joke really, if people actually start slagging your mum like actually saying something about her physical appearance then you have the right to get angry and hurt them! Well, i'm giving you the permission haha!
Nah if people start saying things like 'tell your mum i want my money back' say something stupid like 'ha you pay my mum? i get it for free!' Ahh its the best way!!
Anyway.. if people insult me i just tend to laugh at them and they tend to get quite angry and leave you alone because you aren't showing any sort of hurt :)

[ross]

Some kid said to my friend
"Tell you mum I left the money on the counter last night - She was really good!"
I'm sorry but my mates mother is 52 and the 'offender' was like 11, that's quite disgusting, I don't see how it's an insult. When we replied with an uncertain 'what the ___," he relatiated by saying.
"Your mum's head is so small when she got an ear peirce she died."
...
...
...
... I pity the fool.
Lmao. I do too :)

[=Jen=]

I know this is mean but my "friend", Brandon, Is an *** so I was talking in math class to my friend and he is like your mom! And I snapped back, At least I have one! (His mom is dead) I know it's mean but it was funny cause he is such a bully brat!

[Philip from HF]

person - your mom
me - gg you *****, all you can talk about is my mom

[=Jen=]

I have one I use all the time now, If someone is yelling at you or making fun of you say, I'm not in the mood to b**** can we please be friend? =P