Insults and Comebacks - = - = - = - Whats Yours??

[Forest-Law]

whats the best insult/comeback???

one of mine;
*when someone calls your mum*
"Leave my mum out of this and I'll leave this (point downstairs) out of your mum tonight"

lol

[Rebuild]

Why would you want to put THAT in someones mother? Are you interested in older women?

Kidding, kidding, that was mean. I don't normally have a comeback for something.. I don't get insulted a lot, only by my brothers who I ignore.. and if anyone else does it I do normally ignore them. I'll probably say something to outsmart them seeing as the people who insult me normally social idiots. :8

[Forest-Law]

i know the idiots in our school are to stupid to even know what that insult means...

anyway..

one day a rain will come that will wash them off the earth

Your mother's a terrible cook.


lol.

[Kardan]

Them: Ginger pewbs

Me: At least I have pewbs

[pechie100]

Im quite small and this lad calls me tich so this is how it goes
Shut up tich
Small people are better in bed though

[Eamonn]

Want beef ?
Yea theres a butchers across the road

***** licker
Better then c***

more but alot of them involve swearing

[Toes]

If its in school, its usually one of my friends, they say


'Do you know who she is?'
'No'
'Thats Mrs ******* daughter'
They usually slink away or pretnd to be my friend

[2hd.]

Person:Insult "blah blah blah"
Me: Sorry?
Person: (repeats insult)
Me: (interrupts them with..) No, I'm just sorry!

[Steph]

Ok, I'll use this as an example. Say if your mum is putting tea out and she asks you to tell your sister tea is ready then you shout it to your sister and your mum says "I could have done that" then you reply with "Well what you asking me for?" (I got that off That's So Raven =D)
I just realised its insults and comebacks but ah well

[RLY-CRAIG?]

All those 'your mum' insults are proper annoying and not even insulting