dollzATTAK~~~
26-11-2005, 10:05 PM
Let us start the story of my life, shall we?
It all began in a poorly established hut far into the desert where I would come out only at night to breathe in the raw air. I was raised by two very overweight cannibals who supported the genocide of coconuts. It was rather depressing considering they locked me up in my room ever since I was 12 and a quarter until I escaped by eating through the steel bars placed in front of my window when I was 70.
Now I'm livin' it up and ready to meet friendly folks who can share stories over a burning campfire! My current interests are syrup-drinking, internet forums, and biting my nails until the red water comes out!
I'm truly and honestly excited to be here (my adrenaline is very high at the moment) and as I gaze at all my fans, I would like to thank the little people. Yes, the little people!
Thank you, thank you all so very much! I appreciate it!
It all began in a poorly established hut far into the desert where I would come out only at night to breathe in the raw air. I was raised by two very overweight cannibals who supported the genocide of coconuts. It was rather depressing considering they locked me up in my room ever since I was 12 and a quarter until I escaped by eating through the steel bars placed in front of my window when I was 70.
Now I'm livin' it up and ready to meet friendly folks who can share stories over a burning campfire! My current interests are syrup-drinking, internet forums, and biting my nails until the red water comes out!
I'm truly and honestly excited to be here (my adrenaline is very high at the moment) and as I gaze at all my fans, I would like to thank the little people. Yes, the little people!
Thank you, thank you all so very much! I appreciate it!