Do you think I'm rather fabulous?

[dollzATTAK~~~]

Let us start the story of my life, shall we?

It all began in a poorly established hut far into the desert where I would come out only at night to breathe in the raw air. I was raised by two very overweight cannibals who supported the genocide of coconuts. It was rather depressing considering they locked me up in my room ever since I was 12 and a quarter until I escaped by eating through the steel bars placed in front of my window when I was 70.

Now I'm livin' it up and ready to meet friendly folks who can share stories over a burning campfire! My current interests are syrup-drinking, internet forums, and biting my nails until the red water comes out!

I'm truly and honestly excited to be here (my adrenaline is very high at the moment) and as I gaze at all my fans, I would like to thank the little people. Yes, the little people!

Thank you, thank you all so very much! I appreciate it!

[Code]

Okay. Take these *hands over 14 red pills*

Now these *hands over 52 blue pills*

And now these *hands over sack of white pills*

[Baving]

Hello and welcome to the forum

[[N]]

Hey welcome to the forum

[Addie]

Okay. Take these *hands over 14 red pills*

Now these *hands over 52 blue pills*

And now these *hands over sack of white pills*

ROFL! No serious. This person is too nice. And is kinda scaring me,

[dollzATTAK~~~]

Okay. Take these *hands over 14 red pills*

Now these *hands over 52 blue pills*

And now these *hands over sack of white pills*

I already took those! Gosh!

I wanted a simple "Welcome!" or "Hello there!" or even a "You're annoying!" but no, you just have to go off and try to poison me with my own medication.

I mean it's r-r-rude an- OH FORGET IT. -grabs pills and runs off awkwardly-

[le harry]

Lmao! Hey, Welcome to the Forum !

[ross]

Lmao! Hey, Welcome to the Forum !

[Rebuild]

Welcome to the forum, you have already managed to scare me. ;[

[Dupion]

Welcome to the forum ;D