Little Guide To Chavs [Updated]

[-=rooty987=-]

Little Guide to Chavs!

Hey,
We all know what ‘Chavs’ or ‘Neds’ are. Well, I’m going to talk about them and the things they do and say, in a ‘Little Guide to Chavs!’

Chav Talk

Chavs are fond of swear words, and use them to punctuate sentences and make the sentences sound more interesting.
Examples of Chav talk :
‘Is something the matter?’ translates into ‘Wot da #!?$ you lookin at?’
‘Pardon?’ translates into ‘Wot da #!?$ you sayin?’
‘Have you got a problem with me?’ translates into ‘Comon den, I’ll #!?$in batter you!’

Chavs also have favourite sayings, here are some:

‘Blazin’ – Very good
‘Check it’ – Look at this
‘Chuffed’ – Pleased
‘Coffin dodger’ – Old person
‘Cushty’ – Cool
‘Diss’ – To disrespect
‘Dob in’ – To tell of someone
‘Floor it’ – Drive very fast
‘Givin` it large’ – Overdoing it
‘Innit’ – Isn’t it
‘**** jockey’ – Homosexual
‘*****r’ – Very ugly person
‘Pregger’ – Pregnant person

Chav spotting

It’s quite easy to spot a Chav, as it is with any ‘labelled’ person. Normally Chavs walk around in big groups, and wear hoodies with caps on. They also normally wear all matching tracksuits. Many makes of clothing are now recognised with chavs.
Including :

Burberry
Nike
Adidas
New York Yankees
Nickleson
Reebok
Louis Vuitton
Von Dutch

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Girls
Girl Chavs, also known as Chavettes, are easy to identify. They normally put lots of makeup on and wear short skirts, and short tops, or anything that reveals a lot.

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Guys

Male Chavs, are easy to identify also. They wear lots of sports gear, or matching tracksuits. Including lots of accessories such as, chains, hats, rings or anything that is ‘bling’.
Chav Icons

- Eminem
- Jordan
- The Beckhams
- Paris Hilton

Chav names

For girls –


Beckie
Bianca
Britney
Casey
Cassandra
Caz
Charmaine
Chelsea
Danielle
Diamonique
Donna
Jade
Jemma
Jordie
Syria
Katie
Kylie
Leah
Michelle
Missy
Monique
Monneye
Nat
Nikkie
Shell
Sam
Sharon
Shaz
Shirley
Stacie
Tammy
Tracie
Trish
Veronique
Vicky
Coleen

For guys –


Aaron
Brandon
Brooklyn
Corey
Darren
Garry
Jason
Kev
Lance
Larry
Lee
Liam
Nathan
Rickie
Shane
Will


To be updated!

[superkat]

You gotta have rep for that. Its so true. One problem.. for the female chav icons you forgot Coleen.

[-=rooty987=-]

Thanks :)
I can't edit it now xD But when I get lots of addons, I will post a new one :)

[the wombats]

Erm, my name isn't chavvy! YAYA :D

[Lozzoling]

pregnant women = "Up the duff"

[Witnezz]

Very nice, But I hope we all know, There is nothing wrong with chavs right?

Also I have no idea what 'Rep' is because i'm lyke new, But if i'm aloud to give it
+ Rep to you.

[-=rooty987=-]

Very nice, But I hope we all know, There is nothing wrong with chavs right?

Also I have no idea what 'Rep' is because i'm lyke new, But if i'm aloud to give it
+ Rep to you.

If you want to give me rep, you press the little scales on the post :)

And,
There is nothing wrong with chavs :D It's just an ickle guide :)

[Fontopia]

My names Aaron and I'm sure i'm not a chav..

But still great guide :]

[Tommy]

Lmao i say some of those sayings xD
I say chuffed all the time. Never knew that was a chav saying. -Stops saying it- But pretty much all true =]

[Random]

HATE chavs, even tho i was one, with my full tn tracksuit....that was until i found the wonders of skateboarding :P

[Luayminator]

Yes there is something wrong with chavs theyre ******s, how cna tyou say theres nothign wrong with themw hen they usually live to annoy people and harm them.

[Rob]

HATE chavs, even tho i was one, with my full tn tracksuit....that was until i found the wonders of skateboarding :P
Yay! We have converted another one :D I Hate chavs. When I'm tryin to skate on the street they try n start fights with me n swear at me :@

@Luay so true

[Rou]

Liam isnt a chavs name :'(

[QuackMe]

:o :'(

OMG!!

My Names Nathan IM A CHAV :o :(

[Habbox-Gal]

hahas my name not on it :P

[nets]

Is the list of chav names just some names of chavs you happen to know?

[Ree]

HATE chavs, even tho i was one, with my full tn tracksuit....that was until i found the wonders of skateboarding :P

Hate chavs?
Someones a sterotyper i can tell.. :rolleyes:

[xhannx]

Round where I live we call em scallies =P
I hate the word 'chav' its just so... chav! blegh!

[Luayminator]

about the names, no one can realy change their name, and no ione is born a chav

[:Bleh]

Yay! My name not on ;]
Also i didn't see the saying "You starting? Wanna fight" - Well it's self explanitary. And round where i live Chavs are known for wearing Beurghouses (dunno how to spell it, the coats) and rockports. And they're also Chavs are also known as Rockys ;] + Rep for it though, very good ;]

[Jordan3]

Love it, + Rep.

[kasi]

oh damn i'm a chav then.

"Cassandra" is a chav name :rolleyes:

+rep for that.

[issaa.]

oh damn i'm a chav then.

"Cassandra" is a chav name :rolleyes:

+rep for that.
You spell your name with a 'K' it makes all the difference.

[Fruitbox.]

Um... Chavs are too poor to afford Louis Vuitton so they buy the fake Louis Vuitton... and Paris Hilton isn't a chav... she's too rich to be one.

[kasi]

You spell your name with a 'K' it makes all the difference.
on my birth certificate it says Cassandra, i just spell it with a K because it looks cooler and because of the song Konstantine.

[issaa.]

on my birth certificate it says Cassandra, i just spell it with a K because it looks cooler and because of the song Konstantine.
Oh I see.. I never knew that o.0

[kasi]

Oh I see.. I never knew that o.0
lol not many people did...

but yeah i started spelling it with a K for 2 years or so now and all my teachers use it etc...

[issaa.]

lol not many people did...

but yeah i started spelling it with a K for 2 years or so now and all my teachers use it etc...

Yeah, funny how things stick. In my opinion it looks nicer with a K, more modern and unique.

[Achieve]

Thats one of the best guides I have ever read. +Rep

[deltateamaplha]

That is a great!.

[Spotteh]

that chav talk is harsh because people are what they are and its up to them some just hang around with chavs it dnt make them a bad person, if your a goth it dnt make u a weird freek

[Webhamster]

Too right dan, too right!.. but chill though ;)


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Plenty of Chav's in our school, I just take the mic out of them nicely.

"CHARVA!!"

[Webhamster]

Too right dan, too right!.. but chill though ;)


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Plenty of Chav's in our school, I just take the mic out of them nicely.

"CHARVA!!"

chilloutrich (Forum Moderator) - Please do not double post.

[Spotteh]

:o i wont chill sum of my m8s r chavs but i see thm as friends not chavs

[Fruitbox.]

Katie isnt a chavs name...

[-=rooty987=-]

Some of my mates are chavs too, this guide isn't there to offend chavs, it's just random xD

[Random]

My names nathan and i'm not a chav..... anymore ;]

and btw ‘Cushty’ – Cool isn't that what Delboy say's off Only Fools And Horse's. Never once heard a chav say that.

[GJay]

Girl Chavs, also known as Chavettes, are easy to identify. They normally put lots of makeup on and wear short skirts, and short tops, or anything that reveals a lot.

most of them are pregnant too. everywhere i go i see a female chav and then she turns around and woah...she's pregnant.

[-=rooty987=-]

Round here they all say cushty! Well, in london anyway xD
Lool! So true, they are all pregnant :D

[/Rossco\]

Very nice, But I hope we all know, There is nothing wrong with chavs right?

There is nothing wrong with being a chav/ned, however. the majority of them are criminals (vandals, thigs etc) which is why they have such a bad reputation.

[-=rooty987=-]

There is nothing wrong with being a chav/ned, however. the majority of them are criminals (vandals, thigs etc) which is why they have such a bad reputation.

So true, so true...

[Random]

There is nothing wrong with being a chav/ned, however. the majority of them are criminals (vandals, thigs etc) which is why they have such a bad reputation.

Lol. i'd love to know what a thig is. Don't you mean Thug? ;P

[chilloutrich]

rofl, very nice article ;). Hopefully it doesnt offend anyone!

[mike475]

Leah:eusa_danc

[FlyingJesus]

Isn't that lifted completely out of the real "Little Book Of Chavs"? I've seen that book and this article looks exactly the same, even down to the "chav names" bit.

[-=rooty987=-]

Uhuh :P Hehe, I edited it actually xD I had to copy some out, but I added bits in :D
I added bits in so I didn't feel the need to say where I got most of the information from:D I got the book for chrimbo :P

I'll show you the material that was completely created by me :D

Chavs are fond of swear words, and use them to punctuate sentences and make the sentences sound more interesting.
Examples of Chav talk :
‘Is something the matter?’ translates into ‘Wot da #!?$ you lookin at?’
‘Pardon?’ translates into ‘Wot da #!?$ you sayin?’
‘Have you got a problem with me?’ translates into ‘Comon den, I’ll #!?$in batter you!’

It’s quite easy to spot a Chav, as it is with any ‘labelled’ person. Normally Chavs walk around in big groups, and wear hoodies with caps on. They also normally wear all matching tracksuits. Many makes of clothing are now recognised with chavs.
Including :
Burberry
Nike
Adidas
New York Yankees
Nickleson
Reebok
Louis Vuitton
Von Dutch

^^ Although the book states some of those makes

[FlyingJesus]

Fairy 'nuff ^_^ Funny book.

[-=rooty987=-]

It is, the book is actually massive xD Well, it's got ALOT of info in it :P How did someone manage to write that much about chavs? Lool!

[Dudeitsme]

None of that is true.

[FlyingJesus]

It's gross generalisation, as with any article you could publish about any group, race or tribe of people, but that doesn't make it less funny.

[Ezzie.]

Lol that's ace good job ;)

[Nord]

Slippers!
Your PATHETIC
get over yourself!

[Adam$]

Heh, rather good. However,



‘**** Jockey’ – Homosexual

That isn't chavvy. x]

[RosieIsHot]

sterotypical+*+*+* thats just taking the **** mate. :)!!1

[Polly-alyssa]

Well u know your chavs ;) I aint a chav i use sum of those words tho

[jinxii]

*cries*

Once 'cushty' was the preserve of Del Boy from Only Fools. No more.

What has become of our Godforsaken country!?

[Colourful™]

Some of the stuff in that I like and is funny but some of the stuff in it is not true and your opinion, like the boys & girls names. I know loads of people called Will and none fo them are chavs...But a funny guide nevertheless!

[Wayne]

Great list, and kind of all true. ;)

[PhantomsMask]

Wow my name isn't chavvy even though I know loadsa girls with my names (sorta) and are chavers! Thank gawd my mum christened me Jessica-Marie and not just Jessica! I'd be like them then, I hate follow-the-crowd-er's their so boring!

Be individual!
Be a freak!:P