Little Guide To Chavs [Updated]

[-=rooty987=-]

Little Guide to Chavs!

Hey,
We all know what ‘Chavs’ or ‘Neds’ are. Well, I’m going to talk about them and the things they do and say, in a ‘Little Guide to Chavs!’

Chav Talk

Chavs are fond of swear words, and use them to punctuate sentences and make the sentences sound more interesting.
Examples of Chav talk :
‘Is something the matter?’ translates into ‘Wot da #!?$ you lookin at?’
‘Pardon?’ translates into ‘Wot da #!?$ you sayin?’
‘Have you got a problem with me?’ translates into ‘Comon den, I’ll #!?$in batter you!’

Chavs also have favourite sayings, here are some:

‘Blazin’ – Very good
‘Check it’ – Look at this
‘Chuffed’ – Pleased
‘Coffin dodger’ – Old person
‘Cushty’ – Cool
‘Diss’ – To disrespect
‘Dob in’ – To tell of someone
‘Floor it’ – Drive very fast
‘Givin` it large’ – Overdoing it
‘Innit’ – Isn’t it
‘**** jockey’ – Homosexual
‘*****r’ – Very ugly person
‘Pregger’ – Pregnant person

Chav spotting

It’s quite easy to spot a Chav, as it is with any ‘labelled’ person. Normally Chavs walk around in big groups, and wear hoodies with caps on. They also normally wear all matching tracksuits. Many makes of clothing are now recognised with chavs.
Including :

• Burberry
• Nike
• Adidas
• New York Yankees
• Nickleson
• Reebok
• Louis Vuitton
• Von Dutch

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Girls

Girl Chavs, also known as Chavettes, are easy to identify. They normally put lots of makeup on and wear short skirts, and short tops, or anything that reveals a lot.

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Guys

Male Chavs, are easy to identify also. They wear lots of sports gear, or matching tracksuits. Including lots of accessories such as, chains, hats, rings or anything that is ‘bling’.
Chav Icons

- Eminem
- Jordan
- The Beckhams
- Paris Hilton

Chav names

For girls –

• Beckie
• Bianca
• Britney
• Casey
• Cassandra
• Caz
• Charmaine
• Chelsea
• Danielle
• Diamonique
• Donna
• Jade
• Jemma
• Jordie
• Syria
• Katie
• Kylie
• Leah
• Michelle
• Missy
• Monique
• Monneye
• Nat
• Nikkie
• Shell
• Sam
• Sharon
• Shaz
• Shirley
• Stacie
• Tammy
• Tracie
• Trish
• Veronique
• Vicky
• Coleen

For guys –

• Aaron
• Brandon
• Brooklyn
• Corey
• Darren
• Garry
• Jason
• Kev
• Lance
• Larry
• Lee
• Liam
• Nathan
• Rickie
• Shane
• Will

To be updated!

[superkat]

You gotta have rep for that. Its so true. One problem.. for the female chav icons you forgot Coleen.

[-=rooty987=-]

Thanks
I can't edit it now But when I get lots of addons, I will post a new one

[the wombats]

Erm, my name isn't chavvy! YAYA

[Lozzoling]

pregnant women = "Up the duff"

[Witnezz]

Very nice, But I hope we all know, There is nothing wrong with chavs right?

Also I have no idea what 'Rep' is because i'm lyke new, But if i'm aloud to give it
+ Rep to you.

[-=rooty987=-]

Very nice, But I hope we all know, There is nothing wrong with chavs right?

Also I have no idea what 'Rep' is because i'm lyke new, But if i'm aloud to give it
+ Rep to you.

If you want to give me rep, you press the little scales on the post

And,
There is nothing wrong with chavs It's just an ickle guide

[Fontopia]

My names Aaron and I'm sure i'm not a chav..

But still great guide :]

[Tommy]

Lmao i say some of those sayings
I say chuffed all the time. Never knew that was a chav saying. -Stops saying it- But pretty much all true =]

[Random]

HATE chavs, even tho i was one, with my full tn tracksuit....that was until i found the wonders of skateboarding