Would you rather go to work or prison?

[Vitality]

Read the evidence below and have a vote.

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.

AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for
yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.

AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside
bars.

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK... they are called managers.

[Addie]

Prison... But If I was allowed to take someone I'd take AMBER.

[Jane]

Work. Because I plan to work for a company rather than a slave labour camp :rolleyes:

[Achieve]

I would have to say work.. ;]

[Clarissa,]

work for me :)

[SHEEPY]

What kind of question is that?

[ReInfected]

You forgot a few...


In Prison - You get *REMOVED* in the Shower and no one gives a *REMOVED*
At Work - You dont.....Period

In Prison - If you ever got hurt or stabbed and you were seriously bleeding, you would have to wait untill every person returns to their cell before an ambulance can go into the Jail. meaning you can bleed to death

At work - You can get into an ambulance quickly.

Edited By nvrspk4 (Forum Moderator): Please do not avoid the filter.

[danny1541]

Tempted to say prison because the boss at my work is a jack@SS and someone needs to slap the numpty.

[Adam$]

I voted Work. You get paid so you can feed your family.

[Metric.]

My office isn't 6x8, it's a really nice open desk with lots of light, a realllly nice chair, a really good computer and it's right next to the kitchen, where they have all the pepsi, nestea and coffee you can drink.

I voted work.

[HUGECOOL]

In Prison - You get butt rap.ed in the Shower and no one gives a cra.p

How is that a bad thing? 8D

Uhmm.. It would've been better if you asked people to choose work or prison based on the things listed in your post.

I would much rather have work. Even though I'll just be a wage slave and I'll never really enjoy the fruits of my work input, I still need a salary and it's just something everyone eventually has to live with.

Maybe if someone had absolutely nothing and was living out in the streets, then I think they'd prefer prison since everything is free. :P

[Herman]

Lmao, work. In prison you have no freedom. You're stuck in one cell.

[Crono]

Not all jobs are like that horrible.

Definitely work.

[Pulchritudinous]

How does this work then? Do you purposely get prosecuted for some hefty crime, and when the police are on your back you say 'I just wanna get free meals!'.
My friends mum works at a womens prison, and she said they have a gym, pool tables, entertainment and food, but none of that would bring me happiness if I had no freedom.

[Seatherny]

I vote Work ;)

[Webhamster]

I go to work, so I'd rather STAY at work. ;)

[NekkLe]

Work..I plan to make money and buy stuff I like, support my family in many years to come. Prison, you have no freedom. I'm not a bum so you know, a good bit of hard graft is what i'd prefer thanks.

[Webhamster]

Hard Graft is right young man.

[DieselShaq]

I say work.

[Future]

work u get payed and u have the freedom to quit netime :)

[Always]

Work totally:D Prison sucks:(

[Lyca]

Work because i can be sociable with people and friendly and get money for it at the same time :)

[Always]

I mean come on who would go to prison over work?:o

[Future]

well you dont get charged for rent lol i might go to prison if i could improve my room and didnt hav to b with another person :)

[Always]

well you dont get charged for rent lol i might go to prison if i could improve my room and didnt hav to b with another person :)

Lmao yes but the food is horrid;)

[Future]

order take out each day u can afford it they let u work in the prisons :)

[Infrontation]

Read the evidence below and have a vote.

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
Made out of concrete..
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
Depends what kind of work you do, some people have large offices
IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
That is because you live your life in there
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
You get breakfast in the morning, lunch at work and then come home for dinner at your home.
IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
Time off in prison is still not as 'fun' as being in the outer world.
AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.
Also you get more money, etc.
IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
Indeed the guard does lock you in.. for a brave few hours.
AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for
yourself.
Really hard exercise pushing a door, or swiping a card.
IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
For about 30minutes.. all day
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
On lunch break you can watch tv etc. When you get home you can watch tv for 5hours+
IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
Made out of the worst materials they could find
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
Not if you are a women.. And if you are a man they normally use a urinal :p
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
For a limited time.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.
But when you get home you have quality time with them, without a weird guy listening too your convo.
IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
But you don't get any money out of it.
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
You still earn money
IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
But sometimes it can be a long time too get out.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside
bars.
And you do when you finish you shift, which time is nothing compared too the time you could spend in jail.
IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
Yes indeed you do.
AT WORK... they are called managers.
Not all managers are that bad.. after all he is the guy who pays your wages so you gotta do what he says.

I conclude.. that being in work is 100x better than in jail :)

[Rawr]

Well i would get bored in prison... :(

[Future]

Prison get bored never :) always something to do and u cant get kicked out for not paying :P

[ReInfected]

Well i would get bored in prison... :(
You wouldnt get bored in prison if this hair fat beast is behind u holding u down buttin you. Anyway. What the hell kind of question is that?! Idiot. Oh, Dont drop the Soap.

[NekkLe]

Hard Graft is right young man.
Indeedy-doo, its nice to know you've worked hard and earnt your money through good cause. Anyway, prison can bring out either the good influence or the bad influence in you, depending on how you take it in there.

[Future]

yea apparently its not a good thing not to bend over in prison lol

[Always]

Dude 5 people would rather go to prison then work:o

[Dupion]

work. =)

[Future]

work has its good things but so does prison

[Always]

work has its good things but so does prison

Pfft are you having a laugh? Prison doesn't have it's good points:o

[Future]

ok work you can get fired then ur done
prison you cant get fired and its free to live in lmao

[ilovejordan]

Work cos you can go home at the end of the day..

[RedStratocas]

If you said prison, you dont know how bad prison is. I havent been there, but it isnt like in movies where people just sit in their cells. Its much worse than that.

[Always]

It can wreck your life forever

[Future]

i know work is the best thing to do but if no1 employ you whats ur last option except being on the streets
yes thats right prison

[Adam$]

i know work is the best thing to do but if no1 employ you whats ur last option except being on the streets
yes thats right prison
Not really.. You go to the Job Centre? ;\

[v3nky]

I GO WORK! LOL. haha