Would you rather go to work or prison?

[Vitality]

Read the evidence below and have a vote.

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.

AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for
yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.

AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside
bars.

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK... they are called managers.

[Addie]

Prison... But If I was allowed to take someone I'd take AMBER.

[Jane]

Work. Because I plan to work for a company rather than a slave labour camp :rolleyes:

[Achieve]

I would have to say work.. ;]

[Clarissa,]

work for me

[SHEEPY]

What kind of question is that?

[ReInfected]

You forgot a few...


In Prison - You get *REMOVED* in the Shower and no one gives a *REMOVED*
At Work - You dont.....Period

In Prison - If you ever got hurt or stabbed and you were seriously bleeding, you would have to wait untill every person returns to their cell before an ambulance can go into the Jail. meaning you can bleed to death

At work - You can get into an ambulance quickly.

Edited By nvrspk4 (Forum Moderator): Please do not avoid the filter.

[danny1541]

Tempted to say prison because the boss at my work is a jack@SS and someone needs to slap the numpty.

[Adam$]

I voted Work. You get paid so you can feed your family.

[Metric.]

My office isn't 6x8, it's a really nice open desk with lots of light, a realllly nice chair, a really good computer and it's right next to the kitchen, where they have all the pepsi, nestea and coffee you can drink.

I voted work.