Are you ill/hurt/feeling bad/need help/mentaly disturbed?

[Karl]

Then you've come to the right place! 'Cause nurse Karl will make you better.

Post your problems pls and I will make you better pls.

[Wears sexual outfit] [Twiddles pencil between lips]

What seems to be the problem?

Nurse Karl. (L)

[Charlie]

I have erm.. erm.. imustspamyourthread disease.
I can't help it. I'm sorry :(

[Steven.]

y0, i like this girl k, and i dont know if she likes me, wha' should i do. :(

[Karl]

y0, i like this girl k, and i dont know if she likes me, wha' should i do. :(

y0 player, back up a second and let me rap it to y4.

Girls are like a machine... A well oiled machine... So what do you do to impress a well oiled machine? YOU GIVE HER OIL! So, next time you see her, my little friend steven, tell her this.

"HEY girrrl, your 2main cogs are so DAMN FINE!"

And she'll be yours

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[Neversoft]

Cassie is disgusted in me, what should I do? :(

[issaa.]

I keep having laughing fits.

[Karl]

Cassie is disgusted in me, what should I do? :(

Buy her a dictionary.


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Edit: Stop laughing and start being emo.

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[ilovejordan]

rofl neversoft :p and YAY NURSE KARL and u wont be able to sort out mine,..


you know the whole situation bout movin to america / canada n todayy i told me boyfriend it broke my heart n we split up cos if we need to get used to bein without each other we gota start now, well i really dont wna go what the hell do i say to my parents? i've already talked to them / sat them down etc ended in a blazin arguement "/

[Steven.]

y0 player, back up a second and let me rap it to y4.

Girls are like a machine... A well oiled machine... So what do you do to impress a well oiled machine? YOU GIVE HER OIL! So, next time you see her, my little friend steven, tell her this.

"HEY girrrl, your 2main cogs are so DAMN FINE!"

And she'll be yours

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Lmao!!

i also got another problem, i self harm quite alot due to bullys, and i cant help but do it, is there a cure?

[ilovejordan]

Lmao!!

i also got another problem, i self harm quite alot due to bullys, and i cant help but do it, is there a cure?

Nurse cassie can help with this,

get rid of w/e u self harm with ? :]

[Karl]

rofl neversoft :p and YAY NURSE KARL and u wont be able to sort out mine,..


you know the whole situation bout movin to america / canada n todayy i told me boyfriend it broke my heart n we split up cos if we need to get used to bein without each other we gota start now, well i really dont wna go what the hell do i say to my parents? i've already talked to them / sat them down etc ended in a blazin arguement "/

Nurse Karl only has two suggestion... Either find a friend or a friends parent that you know VERY well and ask them if you can stay with them with your friend and have her talk to your mother.

Run away, but thats not good.

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[Steven.]

Nurse cassie can help with this,

get rid of w/e u self harm with ? :]

Bean their done that. dont work .

[Karl]

Bean their done that. dont work .

Nurse Karl suggest Self harming others. It makes you feel great inside.

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[ilovejordan]

Neither of those will work karl :'( and stewhen you self harm is it for attention?

[Karl]

Neither of those will work karl :'( and stewhen you self harm is it for attention?

Well then, you're going to Canada I'm afraid.

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[Charlie]

I have a real problem this time.

My girlfriend lives mile away from me. What should i do nurse karl?

[ilovejordan]

Well then, you're going to Canada I'm afraid.

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Omg :l i hate my mom n dad so bad

[Karl]

I have a real problem this time.

My girlfriend lives mile away from me. What should i do nurse karl?

My girlfriend (Gemma) (Also on this forum) Lives 89 miles away from me. Support each other online and speak on the phone (try to at least for 20 minutes each day).

I've been with gemma for 2 years 4 months. And we're still going strong, soon I'll be moving in with her. (Distance has helped us love each other more)

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[Steven.]

Neither of those will work karl :'( and stewhen you self harm is it for attention?

Stewhen? :( No it's not.. :s

[ilovejordan]

My girlfriend (Gemma) (Also on this forum) Lives 89 miles away from me. Support each other online and speak on the phone (try to at least for 20 minutes each day).

I've been with gemma for 2 years 4 months. And we're still going strong, soon I'll be moving in with her. (Distance has helped us love each other more)

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Aw sweet love for nurse karl <3

Edit and oh yeah ste if it isn't why do u always say stuff like "i just added another cut to my arm" or go round talkin bout it ;s

[Charlie]

Cassay, Why not just refuse to go with them? Unless you tried that..

And thank you nurse karl!

[ilovejordan]

Cassay, Why not just refuse to go with them? Unless you tried that..

And thank you nurse karl!


Tried it. I sat in the middle of the room and wouldn't move till they said we weren't goin. it got to 3 hours n my bum went numb ;l

[Karl]

Refusing to go with them could result in her and her parents having a bad relationship and I'm sure she wouldn't want to be thrown out of her house, ^_^;;;

Cassie (Sadly) is going to have to bare and grin it. Try to make the best of it. Make new friends and have a laugh where you are.

[Neversoft]

Cassie ate my dictonary, What should I do now?

[Charlie]

Tried it. I sat in the middle of the room and wouldn't move till they said we weren't goin. it got to 3 hours n my bum went numb ;l

Well, I guess your off to canada, I've heard it nice.

[ilovejordan]

Refusing to go with them could result in her and her parents having a bad relationship and I'm sure she wouldn't want to be thrown out of her house, ^_^;;;

Cassie (Sadly) is going to have to bare and grin it. Try to make the best of it. Make new friends and have a laugh where you are.


i'm not gna be grinning and im happy with my mates atm :'(

[Karl]

Cassie ate my dictonary, What should I do now?

1. Buy a bigger one that is not edible and too big for her mouth
2. Cover it in acid.

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[ilovejordan]

Well, I guess your off to canada, I've heard it nice.

i dnt wna go though :\ im gna have another go at my parents ;l

[issaa.]

i dnt wna go though :\ im gna have another go at my parents ;l
Move in with me, im really cool and we have a spare bedroom :D

[Neversoft]

i dnt wna go though :\ im gna have another go at my parents ;l

Well my Dad wants to move to New Zealand in 2007!!!! I'll go live on the streets and take my chances.

[issaa.]

Well my Dad wants to move to New Zealand in 2007!!!! I'll go live on the streets and take my chances.
My wants to move there too. Were probably moving to Spain when I leave school (just over 2 years) ew I think id die in Spain :(:(

[ilovejordan]

My wants to move there too. Were probably moving to Spain when I leave school (just over 2 years) ew I think id die in Spain :(:(

Least its after you leave school.

[Karl]

Pfft@All Of you leaving England.

Not good enough for you, eh?!

[issaa.]

Least its after you leave school. I guess ew@me going to a spanish school -shudders-


Pfft@All Of you leaving England.

Not good enough for you, eh?!

No its really not lolol I hate this country.

[Neversoft]

My wants to move there too. Were probably moving to Spain when I leave school (just over 2 years) ew I think id die in Spain :(:(

I will finish school next year so who knows what evil he has planned :o

[ilovejordan]

I guess ew@me going to a spanish school -shudders-


roflmao *images* :]

[issaa.]

roflmao *images* :]

Those images are evil stop it pls :(

[ilovejordan]

Those images are evil stop it pls :(

No.
*can see me runnin in the background with eloy*

[issaa.]

No.
*can see me runnin in the background with eloy*
-Hits with eloy-

[ilovejordan]

-Hits with eloy-
*eats your arm*

[issaa.]

*eats your arm*

-Hits with other arm-

[Karl]

NURSE KARL IS GOING TO BED, [GETS WHIP OUT] NO SPAMMING. = )

http://img334.imageshack.us/img334/2979/nursek8db.png

[ilovejordan]

-Hits with other arm-
-eats other arm-

and ROFLMAO NURSE KARL
NIGHT.
*spam*

[issaa.]

-eats other arm-
-Kicks- :D


& Ayeaye Karlieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[ilovejordan]

-Kicks- :D


& Ayeaye Karlieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*eats legs*

[issaa.]

*eats legs*
-Kicks with other leg-

[ilovejordan]

-Kicks with other leg-

*eats other leg*

[issaa.]

*eats other leg*
-headbuts-

[ilovejordan]

-headbuts-
*eats head* :d

[issaa.]

*eats head* :d -bewbie bashes-

[ilovejordan]

-bewbie bashes-


ROFLMAO *eats ****ies*

gtg
night
x

[issaa.]

um well i run outa body parts and i gotta go too byee xx

[Neversoft]

Okay, Bye you two even though your still online.

[issaa.]

Okay, Bye you two even though your still online.-Is waiting for something-


And bye for when I actually go x

[Karl]

[Puts on rubber gloves]


The sugery is now open again!

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[YellowParasol]

Im I'll ;o

[Krusty]

Im absolutley FINE ;D

[Jane]

I need a question answered pls:

if you put a straw up your nose and then someone blew in it, would your nose inflate?

[Rawr]

I get turned on by cats. :rolleyes:

[Karl]

I need a question answered pls:

if you put a straw up your nose and then someone blew in it, would your nose inflate?

Nurse Karl says: No, it wouldn't, it would come out somewhere else, either the other nose, a small gap or your mouth... It would just make your eyes water.


Im I'll ;o

Well get better then.


Im absolutley FINE ;D



Then go play somewhere else.

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EDIT: If you get turned on by cats, search Furry on google images.

[Jane]

Nurse Karl says: No, it wouldn't, it would come out somewhere else, either the other nose, a small gap or your mouth... It would just make your eyes water.



Well get better then.



Then go play somewhere else.

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You have single handedly destroyed every dream I have ever had </3

[Karl]

You have single handedly destroyed every dream I have ever had </3

Then my work here is done.

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[Jane]

Then my work here is done.

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PEE EF EF TEE.

[ilovejordan]

I'm, bored
what shall i dooooo

[Karl]

I'm, bored
what shall i dooooo

Nurse Karl suggests going into an elevator and standing in the corner whilst Grimace painfully whilst slapping your forehead and muttering, "SHUT-UP, DANG IT, ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT-UP!"

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[ilovejordan]

Nurse Karl suggests going into an elevator and standing in the corner whilst Grimace painfully whilst slapping your forehead and muttering, "SHUT-UP, DANG IT, ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT-UP!"

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Nurse cassie isn't that thick <3

[issaa.]

I.
Feel.
Sick.
Nurse.
Karl.

[Karl]

I.
Feel.
Sick.
Nurse.
Karl.

Nurse Karl suggest getting off the computer, getting some... Fresh air. o.O and having some rest. (Away from the computer).

[issaa.]

Nurse Karl suggest getting off the computer, getting some... Fresh air. o.O and having some rest. (Away from the computer).
Where do I get fresh air? From the chemist?

[SHEEPY]

I would like advice on how to seduce a 40-year-old mum.

Without upsetting my mate.

[Karl]

I would like advice on how to seduce a 40-year-old mum.

Without upsetting my mate.

Your friend + sedatives + 6 hours spare time.

(Flirting skills not included in the package).


Where do I get fresh air? From the chemist?

Naw, London.

[issaa.]

Naw, London.

Wow. Where abouts?

[Karl]

Wow. Where abouts?

An oil refinary. It's down on west street, south London. Ask for a body builder named Mo, he'll treat ya' good. ^^

[ilovejordan]

I thought mo was a girls name :]

[Emicat]

I feel ugly. I keep breaking my mirrors.

[Karl]

I feel ugly. I keep breaking my mirrors.

Buy plastic glass mirrors.

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[Dupion]

da rehab didnt accept me do u no any plz

[Karl]

da rehab didnt accept me do u no any plz

http://www.oboylephoto.com/state_hospital/index.htm

That place is empty but I'm sure they'd let you starve and die peacefully alone in there.

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[Dupion]

http://www.oboylephoto.com/state_hospital/index.htm

That place is empty but I'm sure they'd let you starve and die peacefully alone in there.

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fanx babez xoxoxoxoxoxxoooooxoxox

[Karl]

fanx babez xoxoxoxoxoxxoooooxoxox

You're welcome my elustrial patient.

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[mynameishelen!]

I want bigger bewbies pls.

[ilovejordan]

I want bigger bewbies pls.

*hands silicone implants*

[Karl]

I want bigger bewbies pls.

Get a balcony bra.

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[mynameishelen!]

K and I want to know how to seduce Eamonn

[Karl]

K and I want to know how to seduce Eamonn

Not. Possible.

All his bases belong to us.

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[ilovejordan]

i just fell off my chair. My bum hurts how do i stop it :(

[Embean]

I has got a bad shooting pain in my thumb and it feels like its gonna fall off. shall i shoot it now or later?
and i need cream.
pieeeee.

[mynameishelen!]

i just fell off my chair. My bum hurts how do i stop it :(

Will I massage it? :)

[issaa.]

Im horny :(

[Karl]

I has got a bad shooting pain in my thumb and it feels like its gonna fall off. shall i shoot it now or later?
and i need cream.
pieeeee.

Later, you'll be in more pain which is better.

And go get some.

@Cassie, Slewt has you covered. O.O

EDIT: At Clarissa, Go play with your self.

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[ilovejordan]

Im horny :(

Talk to me on msn i'll sort that ;)
and YAY HELEN ;]

[issaa.]

Rofl....... k i will

[ilovejordan]

Rofl....... k i will


yay *waits*

[GJay]

Get a balcony bra.

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xD They don't make the ****s larger they just lift them a bit. Bad recommendation Karl -

hunni, get an Ego Booster bra.

[Pulchritudinous]

I like someone at school, I smile at him in class, and he smiles back, what do I do now, lol.

[FrozenWhisper]

I have a ummmmmm, big obbession with a rock star...
What do I do?

[Krusty]

I have a ummmmmm, big obbession with a rock star...
What do I do?
Why are you obsessed with someone in the 1st place ;l

[FrozenWhisper]

Why are you obsessed with someone in the 1st place ;l
It's my age, I'm 12 ;)

[Krusty]

Im 13 and i was never obsessed with anyone ;l maybe your just strange
;D

[FrozenWhisper]

Im 13 and i was never obsessed with anyone ;l maybe your just strange
;D
Already know that lol :)

[ilovejordan]

I have a ummmmmm, big obbession with a rock star...
What do I do?

stare at billy joe he's hotter

[Charlie]

It could be bille joe

[Karl]

I have a ummmmmm, big obbession with a rock star...
What do I do?

Stalk him.

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[ilovejordan]

i have a speech tomoz for english and i have to speak in proper english :'( helpp

[Janumz]

i don't wanna go school tomorrow cus it smells of egg and wee wee :'(

wee wee XD

[Jordan3]

I need a poo, oh what shall I do? Go to the loo? Or in my shoe?

[issaa.]

I need a poo, oh what shall I do? Go to the loo? Or in my shoe?
shoe fo' sho'

[Karl]

i have a speech tomoz for english and i have to speak in proper english :'( helpp

Steal your friends one.

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[beth]

i have herpes.

[FrozenWhisper]

Stalk him.

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I would, but you see, he lives in Finland, and I live in England, help :)

[Jordan3]

i have herpes.
Join the club.

[beth]

Join the club.
wheres the signup? ^_^

[FrozenWhisper]

I have an obbession with sporks, HELP

[beth]

I have an obbession with sporks, HELP
getting laid might help :]

[FrozenWhisper]

getting laid might help :]
I'm 12....

[beth]

I'm 12....
it's never too early to start.

[issaa.]

it's never too early to start.

LMAO too true.

[Jordan3]

wheres the signup? ^_^
I believe the application forms are next to the ones for "The Clamidia Crew"

[FrozenWhisper]

it's never too early to start.
LMAO, I'm so telling my mum you said that when I'm caught ROFL, (joke btw... :P)

[beth]

I believe the application forms are next to the ones for "The Clamidia Crew"

Oh nicee. And like, I know somewhere where you can get a fiver for having a chlamydia test. INTERESTED? lmao xD

[Jordan3]

Oh nicee. And like, I know somewhere where you can get a fiver for having a chlamydia test. INTERESTED? lmao xD
Sounds like fun ;]

[Karl]

i have herpes.

[Giggles] No you don't.

:)

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[FrozenWhisper]

[Giggles] No you don't.

:)

NEXT!
MY SPORK SNAPPED!

[Jordan3]

I am addicted to slapping the ham in church.

[beth]

[Giggles] No you don't.

:)

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Ohh, so its just general itchiness? Thanks xD

[Karl]

Ohh, so its just general itchiness? Thanks xD

Sure... = )


@Miss-IsnapmySpork.

BUY A NEW ONE.

@SlappingHamboy

Spank the church guy instead.

[Jordan3]

Sure... = )


@Miss-IsnapmySpork.

BUY A NEW ONE.

@SlappingHamboy

Spank the church guy instead.

Nothing like a horny vicar. Or I could spank Sister Mary instead. Decisions, decisions...

[GJay]

I have an obsession with Karl's body - it's so sexy!

[mynameishelen!]

Jordan turns me on :(

[Karl]

I have an obsession with Karl's body - it's so sexy!

Well do ALL you can next time he's with you to show him that you love him. ;)


Jordan turns me on :(

Well suck on his ear twice then give a little wink, flick your hair seductively and purr.

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[GJay]

Well do ALL you can next time he's with you to show him that you love him. ;)


ok baby i will ;)