Are you ill/hurt/feeling bad/need help/mentaly disturbed?

[Karl]

Then you've come to the right place! 'Cause nurse Karl will make you better.

Post your problems pls and I will make you better pls.

[Wears sexual outfit] [Twiddles pencil between lips]

What seems to be the problem?

Nurse Karl. (L)

[Charlie]

I have erm.. erm.. imustspamyourthread disease.
I can't help it. I'm sorry

[Steven.]

y0, i like this girl k, and i dont know if she likes me, wha' should i do.

[Karl]

y0, i like this girl k, and i dont know if she likes me, wha' should i do.

y0 player, back up a second and let me rap it to y4.

Girls are like a machine... A well oiled machine... So what do you do to impress a well oiled machine? YOU GIVE HER OIL! So, next time you see her, my little friend steven, tell her this.

"HEY girrrl, your 2main cogs are so DAMN FINE!"

And she'll be yours

NEXT!

[Neversoft]

Cassie is disgusted in me, what should I do?

[issaa.]

I keep having laughing fits.

[Karl]

Cassie is disgusted in me, what should I do?

Buy her a dictionary.


NEXT!

Edit: Stop laughing and start being emo.

NEXT!

[ilovejordan]

rofl neversoft :p and YAY NURSE KARL and u wont be able to sort out mine,..


you know the whole situation bout movin to america / canada n todayy i told me boyfriend it broke my heart n we split up cos if we need to get used to bein without each other we gota start now, well i really dont wna go what the hell do i say to my parents? i've already talked to them / sat them down etc ended in a blazin arguement "/

[Steven.]

y0 player, back up a second and let me rap it to y4.

Girls are like a machine... A well oiled machine... So what do you do to impress a well oiled machine? YOU GIVE HER OIL! So, next time you see her, my little friend steven, tell her this.

"HEY girrrl, your 2main cogs are so DAMN FINE!"

And she'll be yours

NEXT!

Lmao!!

i also got another problem, i self harm quite alot due to bullys, and i cant help but do it, is there a cure?

[ilovejordan]

Lmao!!

i also got another problem, i self harm quite alot due to bullys, and i cant help but do it, is there a cure?

Nurse cassie can help with this,

get rid of w/e u self harm with ? :]