This is....Yo Momma!

[ReInfected]

Ight ight this is how it goes. One person posts a GOOD yo momma joke and then the next person that is below the person who posted the momma joke has to rate it 1-10 then say another momma joke. Keep it clean. I'll start off.







Your mommas so old, she has powder for milk in her breasts.

[Dentafrice1]

7/10

Your mommas so old when i hit her on her back her breasts fell off

[ReInfected]

5/10


Your mommas so old she has a kick start for her vibrator.

[Playgirl]

5/10

Yo momma's so fat, when she sits on a rainbow, Skittles fall out

[ReInfected]

1/10 (Very old)

YOur momma is like T-Mobile, Free Nights and weekends.

[Uwe]

9/10

Your mommas so fat that I had a full tank f petrol and I tried to drive round her but ran outta petrol 1/4 of the way

[ReInfected]

7/10

This one is a bit cheesy but here goes anyway...


Your mommas so fat she has to wear two watches cause she takes up two time zones.

[Dentafrice1]

6/10

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

[-Wolverine]

6/10

Yo' momma is so sl*tty that she's like a console game, she's rated E for everyone.

JackHB: Do not avoid the forum filter!

[ReInfected]

5/10

Your mommas like a shotgun. Two coks, she blows.

[cocaine]

5/10

Your mommas so fat, she sits around the house.

[kasi]

0/10

your mommas so poor, when i went to her house and stepped on a cigarette she asked me who turned off the heat.

yes its old but sthu.

[cocaine]

1/10

Your mommas so fat when she wore a yellow coat people yelled out TAXI!

[Scriptermone]

EDIT: 3/10 pretty old "/

Your momma is so dumb, she tried to steal free bread.

[cocaine]

6/10

Your mommas so stupid she starved to death in Tescos

[Scriptermone]

1/10.. so old..
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

[Lyca]

7/10

Yo momas so dumb when she was locked away in a supermarket she died of starvaton

[Scriptermone]

The guy before that just said that >.< 3/10...

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

[Lyca]

8/10 :p

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

[Scriptermone]

5/10 heard it before lol.

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

[Lyca]

5/10
Pretty rubish ;)

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon

[Scriptermone]

Rofl, your only saying pretty rubbish because I keep saying 'old'
for a start, that is an old one.
6/10 "/

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

[Lyca]

You just getting them from here
http://www.ahajokes.com/ym02.html
All the ones you have said i found on here

[Scriptermone]

So?
point being?
you must've been getting them from there aswell, if you just found that site.

Your mom is so dumb, she got ran over by a parked car.

[Lyca]

Yo momma is so dumb she spent sevral hours looking at an orange juice carton because it said concentrate

[Scriptermone]

Your momma is so old, her birth certificate is written in roman numerals.

[Lyca]

:P
6/10

Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop

[dizzieboi]

your mums like a tv every a 3 yr old can turn her on

[Chaz]

4/10

Yo mammas so fat she dnt need the internet! Shes already worldwide!

[Frank459]

4/10

Yo mammas so fat she dnt need the internet! Shes already worldwide!


Ahahaha 8/10

Yo mummas so fat she got stuck in a supermarket and asked where all the food was

[dizzieboi]

4/10

Yo mammas so fat she dnt need the internet! Shes already worldwide!

hahah gd one 8/10

[dizzieboi]

heres another one

most people kno

your mums so fat when she jumped in the sea the whales started singing *we are family*
Edited by micky.blue.eyes (forum moderator): Please don't double post.

[ReInfected]

1/10

Your mommas so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say Go.

[dizzieboi]

0/10 thats was rubbish

[micky.blue.eyes]

0/10 thats was rubbish
You have to post a new yo momma joke after rating it.

Here are a couple:

Yo momma is so fat, when she walked in front of the TV you missed 5 minutes of your show.

Yo momma is so fat, hen her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo momma is so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo momma is so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

Yo momma is so fat, The National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!

Yo momma is so old, that when God said let there be light, she hit the switch.

Yo momma is so poor, she can't afford to pay attention.

Yo momma is so sppor, she drives a peanut.

Yo momma is so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo momma is so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo momma is so stupid, she puts lipstick on her head just to makeup her mind.

Yo momma is so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund.

[Middlesbrough]

You have to post a new yo momma joke after rating it.

Here are a couple:

Yo momma is so fat, when she walked in front of the TV you missed 5 minutes of your show.

Yo momma is so fat, hen her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo momma is so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo momma is so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

Yo momma is so fat, The National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!

Yo momma is so old, that when God said let there be light, she hit the switch.

Yo momma is so poor, she can't afford to pay attention.

Yo momma is so sppor, she drives a peanut.

Yo momma is so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo momma is so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo momma is so stupid, she puts lipstick on her head just to makeup her mind.

Yo momma is so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
8/10 alltogether yo mamma so fat, she sells shade for 500 quid

[Demynx]

4 out of 10.

Yo momma is so tall, when she did a backflip she hit Jesus in the face.

[Axel]

yo mamas so fat she put on a yellow shirt and jumped off a 9 story building and everyone said the suns falling.

[Demynx]

7 out of 10.
Suicide attempt?

Yo momma so dumb that she thought the toilet was a washing maching.

[Axel]

2/10

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she goes strait to hell.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiled the traffic slowed down!

Yo mama so skinny she could hanglide on a dorito.

Yo mama so skinny she could hulahoop in a cheerio.

Yo mama so skinny she could stand under the shower and not even get wet.

[James!]

1/10, crap.

Your momma's so poor she went on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' just to phone a friend.

[ReInfected]

8/10

Your mommas armpits smell so bad, that when she put on Secret deodorent, it told on her.