This is....Yo Momma!

[ReInfected]

Ight ight this is how it goes. One person posts a GOOD yo momma joke and then the next person that is below the person who posted the momma joke has to rate it 1-10 then say another momma joke. Keep it clean. I'll start off.







Your mommas so old, she has powder for milk in her breasts.

[Dentafrice1]

7/10

Your mommas so old when i hit her on her back her breasts fell off

[ReInfected]

5/10


Your mommas so old she has a kick start for her vibrator.

[Playgirl]

5/10

Yo momma's so fat, when she sits on a rainbow, Skittles fall out

[ReInfected]

1/10 (Very old)

YOur momma is like T-Mobile, Free Nights and weekends.

[Uwe]

9/10

Your mommas so fat that I had a full tank f petrol and I tried to drive round her but ran outta petrol 1/4 of the way

[ReInfected]

7/10

This one is a bit cheesy but here goes anyway...


Your mommas so fat she has to wear two watches cause she takes up two time zones.

[Dentafrice1]

6/10

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

[-Wolverine]

6/10

Yo' momma is so sl*tty that she's like a console game, she's rated E for everyone.

JackHB: Do not avoid the forum filter!

[ReInfected]

5/10

Your mommas like a shotgun. Two coks, she blows.