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[Casanova]

Well, i was drunk at the weekend and urm... i got off with this girl. She isn't too special and i personally am not attracted to her. The drunkness helped her then! Erm, i don't want to hurt her but i want her and her freakish friends to back off. I mean i was drunk? I now find i'm going out with her and i don't wanna? I mean i was drunk and someone must of said will you go out with her? and i said yuh huh.

i don't wanna hurt her but i personally don't want to go out with her or any prospect of a relationship. I'd only use her again when i'm drunk.

I MEAN LAST NIGHT SHE CAME TO MY DOOR WITH HER FREAKY FRIENDS AND LIKE THEY JUST STOOD THERE TALKING ABOUT CRAP. THEN SHE BLOODY FORCED ME TO GET OFF WITH HER AGAINNNNNN *CRY*

sorry i am exagerating but i did get off with her at my door and my dad walked up behind me. I'm getting annoyed now, it's just utter rubbish and i don't rly fancy her at all.

i have a bloody partner already but i barely see them?

idea's :)

[louder]

ooer.. unlucky mate.

try not to get un controllably drunk again.. and all i can say is just tell her, dont beat aroud the bush, just be blunt..

[Rizla]

Just say you like someone else, works for me after drunken **** ups.

[Casanova]

I don't wanna hurt her as i probably would fire into her mate(s) when i'm drunk and if she falls out with me then they won't hang around with us occasionally... well and my twin brother's getting off with her mate and my mate got some 'help' off her other friend!

omg. erm, i'll just tell her something like my ex girlfriend wants to get back togther after cooling things off. oh and she's a bad kisser aswell, out the window with her!

[Rizla]

Seriously, "I like someone else, sorry" works a treat ;) Or if you get on with one of her mates get her to tell her.

[Casanova]

she hate's the girl already... oh idc anymore.
she came to my door there with some of her freakish mates. Luckily she never stuck her tongue down my throat again :)

[FlyingJesus]

Just gotta tell her to back off, tell her it was a drunken mistake. She won't get it otherwise. Same thing happened to my friend last year, he got drunk and got off with some fat chick.

[Casanova]

OMG SHE IS FAT ASWELL. Not being cruel.

[FlyingJesus]

Seriously, tell her it was a drunken mistake. It's the only way, excuses like "there's someone else" will make her think that she's still got a chance if she can persuade you that she's better.

[Casanova]

Nah my twin offered to dump her for me, thank god.

[:Hazel]

I'd just do it to her face and tell her the truth. If you carry this on your only living a lie an have yourself to blame. You have to tell her that it was a mistake and you were drunk. You don't mean to hurt her feelings etc. blah blah. :rolleyes:

[Casanova]

She's too full on for that, i mean she's trying to drag me to the cinema on the weekend with her and her mates? Practically violating me at my doorstep constantly and she and her friends now travel a few miles to come stalk us at lunch as well!

[Cwmbran]

Try avoiding her... If you havn't already.
Make up exscuses that you cant go to the cinema, etc.
The less time you spend together she will get less inerested...From my experience.

Or you could just be blunt and the next time she knocks on your door slam it in her face? That'll get her preety p****d off and she will probably dumb you.

Good luck with your problem.

[Casanova]

No hassle i'll leave it to my twin brother x]

[tbh imo no m8]

Knock her out? Then she knows ya dont like her :D

[Casanova]

I can't stop laughing. Erm, no. She'll think i'm into that rough kinda thang and ew she'd probably just want to go out with me more knowing my luck!

You seriously are funny!

[tbh imo no m8]

Lmao spose she could do that =/

And thanks mate =]

Btw im gamz on GB =]

[Casanova]

Yeah, i noticed. You're pretty fine ;) I still can't believe she like stuck her tongue down my throat at my doorstep... my dad seen it too and it's like OMG my dad might think i go out with her EEEEK! She's a nice enough girl, but she's not in any millenium near my type ;) Knock her out for me eh?

[tbh imo no m8]

lol thanks =] Will do mate lol. And yea if i a girl come to my doorstep matching the description you gave i would give her the 'ol 1 2 lol

[Casanova]

Hang on, buying her train ticket's and a map of where you live.

[tbh imo no m8]

Kay mate how big of a body bag should i get?

[Casanova]

erm, 30-40stone reinforced bag. She's heavyyyy. OMG I'M CURSING CIDER AT THIS MOMENT.

[tbh imo no m8]

Kay can ya help me chip for one then?

[Casanova]

it's in the post!