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[Casanova]

Well, i was drunk at the weekend and urm... i got off with this girl. She isn't too special and i personally am not attracted to her. The drunkness helped her then! Erm, i don't want to hurt her but i want her and her freakish friends to back off. I mean i was drunk? I now find i'm going out with her and i don't wanna? I mean i was drunk and someone must of said will you go out with her? and i said yuh huh.

i don't wanna hurt her but i personally don't want to go out with her or any prospect of a relationship. I'd only use her again when i'm drunk.

I MEAN LAST NIGHT SHE CAME TO MY DOOR WITH HER FREAKY FRIENDS AND LIKE THEY JUST STOOD THERE TALKING ABOUT CRAP. THEN SHE BLOODY FORCED ME TO GET OFF WITH HER AGAINNNNNN *CRY*

sorry i am exagerating but i did get off with her at my door and my dad walked up behind me. I'm getting annoyed now, it's just utter rubbish and i don't rly fancy her at all.

i have a bloody partner already but i barely see them?

idea's

[louder]

ooer.. unlucky mate.

try not to get un controllably drunk again.. and all i can say is just tell her, dont beat aroud the bush, just be blunt..

[Rizla]

Just say you like someone else, works for me after drunken **** ups.

[Casanova]

I don't wanna hurt her as i probably would fire into her mate(s) when i'm drunk and if she falls out with me then they won't hang around with us occasionally... well and my twin brother's getting off with her mate and my mate got some 'help' off her other friend!

omg. erm, i'll just tell her something like my ex girlfriend wants to get back togther after cooling things off. oh and she's a bad kisser aswell, out the window with her!

[Rizla]

Seriously, "I like someone else, sorry" works a treat Or if you get on with one of her mates get her to tell her.

[Casanova]

she hate's the girl already... oh idc anymore.
she came to my door there with some of her freakish mates. Luckily she never stuck her tongue down my throat again

[FlyingJesus]

Just gotta tell her to back off, tell her it was a drunken mistake. She won't get it otherwise. Same thing happened to my friend last year, he got drunk and got off with some fat chick.

[Casanova]

OMG SHE IS FAT ASWELL. Not being cruel.

[FlyingJesus]

Seriously, tell her it was a drunken mistake. It's the only way, excuses like "there's someone else" will make her think that she's still got a chance if she can persuade you that she's better.

[Casanova]

Nah my twin offered to dump her for me, thank god.