Plank
10-12-2006, 04:28 PM
post all good excuses to get out of PE, here... i have a few: (i found them on the net)
Pull the fire alarm just before P.E. starts. By the time, the school realizes it's a false alarm, P.E. class will be half over. Even if you get caught, you'll likely be spending the afternoon in the principal's office and will have missed P.E. class (you or your parents may also get a hefty bill from the fire department so be prepared to tell a convincing story about the fire you're certain you saw).
If it's raining outside, tell your teacher the Ritalin you've been taking has given you Ombrophobia - the fear of rain. This excuse only works if it's raining outside, but it's a good one.
If you're a science nut, take some time after class to talk to your biology teacher and find out how you can clone yourself. It'll make a great science fair project and you can send your clone to P.E. class for you.
Make a fake cast around your arm out of paper mache and tell you gym teacher that you've broken your arm. If your teacher asks for a doctor's note or a letter from your parents, you could be busted but it should get you out of class at least once.
Tell your teach that you've forgotten your PE kit. This excuse doesn't work that often because your teacher will often just make you participate in the clothes you are wearing, or worse yet, throw you some PE kit they've found in the lost and found. You never know whose kit you'll be handed, so make sure you actually have yours on hand in case this comes up.
Please exkuse *name* from PE on January 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.plz post more im runnin out of ideas..
Pull the fire alarm just before P.E. starts. By the time, the school realizes it's a false alarm, P.E. class will be half over. Even if you get caught, you'll likely be spending the afternoon in the principal's office and will have missed P.E. class (you or your parents may also get a hefty bill from the fire department so be prepared to tell a convincing story about the fire you're certain you saw).
If it's raining outside, tell your teacher the Ritalin you've been taking has given you Ombrophobia - the fear of rain. This excuse only works if it's raining outside, but it's a good one.
If you're a science nut, take some time after class to talk to your biology teacher and find out how you can clone yourself. It'll make a great science fair project and you can send your clone to P.E. class for you.
Make a fake cast around your arm out of paper mache and tell you gym teacher that you've broken your arm. If your teacher asks for a doctor's note or a letter from your parents, you could be busted but it should get you out of class at least once.
Tell your teach that you've forgotten your PE kit. This excuse doesn't work that often because your teacher will often just make you participate in the clothes you are wearing, or worse yet, throw you some PE kit they've found in the lost and found. You never know whose kit you'll be handed, so make sure you actually have yours on hand in case this comes up.
Please exkuse *name* from PE on January 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.plz post more im runnin out of ideas..