PE

[Plank]

post all good excuses to get out of PE, here... i have a few: (i found them on the net)

• Pull the fire alarm just before P.E. starts. By the time, the school realizes it's a false alarm, P.E. class will be half over. Even if you get caught, you'll likely be spending the afternoon in the principal's office and will have missed P.E. class (you or your parents may also get a hefty bill from the fire department so be prepared to tell a convincing story about the fire you're certain you saw).
• If it's raining outside, tell your teacher the Ritalin you've been taking has given you Ombrophobia - the fear of rain. This excuse only works if it's raining outside, but it's a good one.
• If you're a science nut, take some time after class to talk to your biology teacher and find out how you can clone yourself. It'll make a great science fair project and you can send your clone to P.E. class for you.
• Make a fake cast around your arm out of paper mache and tell you gym teacher that you've broken your arm. If your teacher asks for a doctor's note or a letter from your parents, you could be busted but it should get you out of class at least once.
• Tell your teach that you've forgotten your PE kit. This excuse doesn't work that often because your teacher will often just make you participate in the clothes you are wearing, or worse yet, throw you some PE kit they've found in the lost and found. You never know whose kit you'll be handed, so make sure you actually have yours on hand in case this comes up.
• Please exkuse *name* from PE on January 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.

plz post more im runnin out of ideas..

[Hecho]

Lol. all very good. Its good at our school because you dont have to do p.e you can just revise if you want.

[Kaytti]

Lol i love P.E id never try to get out of it.
I got some more though:
Mash up a digestive biscuit with water, it stinks and looks like sick. Tell your teacher your sick and throw it in the toilet for proof.
(works for anything really)

[Tussauds!]

I use the forgot my kit one alot, refuse to wear what they throw at me thus getting out of the lesson..

Fake notes, just do dodgey handwriting..

"Please excuse adam from pe today because he has hurt his foot" or w/e..

Have an argument with your teacher say your parents are ringing up, they will say bleh they aint rang no note detention - say its pathetic and you'll find yourself getting chucked out of the lesson lmao..

Say you have hurt your arm during the last lesson..

Say your chest is hurting..

Failing that, just skive the whole lesson.

I've used all of the above at least once, most common is forgot my kit.. My PE teacher hates me, I hate him.. It would suit me just fine if I never went to his lesson again

[cocaine]

Say you fell over on the way to school and you hurt your shoulder / leg.

[Plank]

thanks, but tomorrow i think ill just get a note saying
'Please excuse Olly from PE today for personal reasons, if you have any problems please phone me on this number *fake number here*
*signed*'

my friend got a note from his doctor saying he never has to do pe again because of an eating disorder, its well unfair!

any more ideas plz

[Tussauds!]

Dear Sir,

Please excuse Olly from PE today due to personal reasons.

If you have any problems with this please call me on 999.

Regards,
BOB (DAD)

in scrawly writing init

[Eamonn]

Migraine always works for me.

[Caution]

All very good ideas.

Maybe say that you just have a sore leg or something.