Post your unanswerable questions!

[kk.]

Ok so here is your chance ot pos your unanswerable questions. the idea of this thread came about when kaytii asked a very simple, well not really, question about colours.

So post away ill start, here is mine, obvious but true

Which hurts more, giving birth or being hit in the you know where?

[dirrty]

giving birth lol

what is the meaning of life?

[kooldude007]

Football for me

What is the meaning of pocket knifes

[Callum.]

i don't get ur one.

i mean, the first one is good, because you can only get 1

[Rou]

@kooldudestabbing people

what came first ,chicken or the egg?

[F32]

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
(see Cheese (http://mistupid.com/food/cheese.shtml))
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person that drives a race car is not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call the resulting company Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me..... they're cramming for their final exam.
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
How come no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

[kk.]

callum what do you mean lol

[kooldude007]

Wowza to all

What is the meaning of school i mean we all hate it

[:Hazel]

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
(see Cheese (http://mistupid.com/food/cheese.shtml))
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person that drives a race car is not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call the resulting company Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me..... they're cramming for their final exam.
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
How come no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

haha i like them + rep.

[kk.]

kooldude i think your missing the point? lol i actually mean unanswerable questions like how do we know if a tree makes a sound in a forest and know one is around

[Kieeran]

haha i like them + rep.

same lol + re[

[Nemo]

Why did they never show season 4 digimon? i would still be watching it if they did :'( speaking of which, im making a digivice now..

Edit:

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?No they are 2diff things..
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?Coz things are different like that, England - Neverland , English - Neverlish.. No.
Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?Ugh.. use dictionary.com
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?No coz i dont no wot disgruntled means..
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?uhmmm its in ur head?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?Coz he makes ya broke!
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. Croutons.. they are like sciency stuff right?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? It can't talk DUH
(see Cheese (http://mistupid.com/food/cheese.shtml))
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person that drives a race car is not called a racist?Coz racist is already taken and u dont wanna get confuzzled :)
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?coz wise guy is sarcasm :p
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?do they?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?Thats like why is 12 not pronounced onety two, its just how numbers are :P
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?No some other saddo will soon come up with the longest sentence ;P
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?dont no wot the first clause means, SORREH
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call the resulting company Fed UP?Or Up Ex or Fed Eps
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?Yeah its just a saying
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?N/A or BALD
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me..... they're cramming for their final exam.How is that a question? (shuldnt of copied and pasted!)
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?To help us!
How come no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning?Coz they no its not and just wanna shove it in the losers faces :P
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?Yeah like double the speed woooooo[not]
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?I dont understand :'(There i have now spoilt ur fun ^^ WOOT

[samsaBEAR]

Wowza to all

What is the meaning of school i mean we all hate it
um, to educate us so we dont turn out stupid and end up destroying the human race?

Why did they never show season 4 digimon? i would still be watching it if they did :'( speaking of which, im making a digivice now..

Edit:There i have now spoilt ur fun ^^ WOOT
preperation H is a cream thing i think, im not sure whats its for, i think women use it?

[RedStratocas]

@kooldudestabbing people

what came first ,chicken or the egg?

The egg. It cant be a chicken by definition if it didnt come from an egg.

[Nemo]

The egg. It cant be a chicken by definition if it didnt come from an egg.very true as w/e the devolution of the chicken was gave birth to the egg which hatched wot we know as a chicken ^^ but wuld of been 1 of those things u dont notice til u look at it in the big space of time (years)

[kk.]

The egg. It cant be a chicken by definition if it didnt come from an egg.

ah yeh but where did the chicken come from to lay the egg, however here is the answer lol




Now a team made up of a geneticist, philosopher and chicken farmer claim to have found an answer. It was the egg.
Put simply, the reason is down to the fact that genetic material does not change during an animal's life.
Therefore the first bird that evolved into what we would call a chicken, probably in prehistoric times, must have first existed as an embryo inside an egg.
Professor John Brookfield, a specialist in evolutionary genetics at the University of Nottingham, told the UK Press Association the pecking order was clear.
The living organism inside the eggshell would have had the same DNA as the chicken it would develop into, he said.
"Therefore, the first living thing which we could say unequivocally was a member of the species would be this first egg," he added. "So, I would conclude that the egg came first."
The same conclusion was reached by his fellow "eggsperts" Professor David Papineau, of King's College London, and poultry farmer Charles Bourns.
Mr Papineau, an expert in the philosophy of science, agreed that the first chicken came from an egg and that proves there were chicken eggs before chickens.
He told PA people were mistaken if they argued that the mutant egg belonged to the "non-chicken" bird parents.
"I would argue it is a chicken egg if it has a chicken in it," he said.
"If a kangaroo laid an egg from which an ostrich hatched, that would surely be an ostrich egg, not a kangaroo egg."
Bourns, chairman of trade body Great British Chicken, said he was also firmly in the pro-egg camp.
He said: "Eggs were around long before the first chicken arrived. Of course, they may not have been chicken eggs as we see them today, but they were eggs."

[Nemo]

ah yeh but where did the chicken come from to lay the egg, however here is the answer lolthats like wot i sed but in some long and boring way

[kk.]

lol yeah i guess it is but mines based on science or something i lost interest after i saw how long it was its 12:21 lol to late

[Nemo]

lol yeah i guess it is but mines based on science or something i lost interest after i saw how long it was its 12:21 lol to lateso is mine and im goin bed now, cba to stay up and typeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and its 12:23! :p

[Charlie]

If a tree falls in a wood, and no-one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Well, i always thought that, if you're there, it makes it sound, but if your not there, it'll still make a sound won't it?

But anyway.

What's the sound of one hand clapping?
Is the glass half empty, or half full?

[DCeption]

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

How young can you die of old age?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Will your answer to this question be no?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if i squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"

Do fish get thirsty?

How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?

[kk.]

thats like wot i sed but in some long and boring way


If a tree falls in a wood, and no-one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Well, i always thought that, if you're there, it makes it sound, but if your not there, it'll still make a sound won't it? we'll never know because thats the beauty of unanswerable questions :P

But anyway.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? one hand clapping try it close ur hand flat and do it really fast lol

Is the glass half empty, or half full? who cares, drink it


:S stupid message short phhh

[kk.]

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

How young can you die of old age?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Will your answer to this question be no?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if i squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"

Do fish get thirsty?

How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?

im lving yours +rep actually i probably wont be able to lol ill make a note in my sig :)

i especially love the last one!!

sorry for double post btw, i posted then there was one before mine

[MsTanya]

who is this larry that we all compare ourselves to?

[DCeption]

who is this larry that we all compare ourselves to?

;o good one!

[MsTanya]

i know ;) !

[RedStratocas]

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Will your answer to this question be no?

I love paradoxes.

[ebay]

teddy bears?
do they come alive at night

[kooldude007]

Who was the first person on mars?
Why cant people remember from when they was three
How young would you be to drive a mobility scooter
Does the wind make a noise to the trees
Whats the point in guns
Do teenagers injoy being 'gangsta'

[edible]

why is water wet
nd why is the sky blue.

[Stitch]

Why cant people remember from when they was three


I've always wondered that

[kooldude007]

Exactly

[clarissa !!]

why is the sky blue?

[samsaBEAR]

Who was the first person on mars?
Why cant people remember from when they was three
How young would you be to drive a mobility scooter
Does the wind make a noise to the trees
Whats the point in guns
Do teenagers injoy being 'gangsta'
1) theres been no people on mars yet?
2+3)
4)they were originally designed for hunting/showing off. but now they are used for defending ourselves/mercilessly killing people


why is water wet
nd why is the sky blue.
the sky is blue coz of the chemicals in the atmosphere

[kooldude007]

Why is night not blue and light not black?

[Mentor]

Ok so here is your chance ot pos your unanswerable questions. the idea of this thread came about when kaytii asked a very simple, well not really, question about colours.

So post away ill start, here is mine, obvious but true

Which hurts more, giving birth or being hit in the you know where?
Ask a homathrodite whos exspernced both?


@kooldudestabbing people

what came first ,chicken or the egg?
Egg obviously, the dinosours were laying em millions of years before chikens and other creatures were laying em millions of years before dinosours.


kooldude i think your missing the point? lol i actually mean unanswerable questions like how do we know if a tree makes a sound in a forest and know one is around
Depends on how you define sound. If sound waves = sound, then yes it does. If sound is the mental state triggurd by vibrations within the ear drum, then no it doesnt.


What's the sound of one hand clapping?
Depend what the second surface is, clapping is the sound produced by 2 flat surfaces hitting each other, nether nessarly has to be a hand.


Is the glass half empty, or half full?
Both

Who was the first person on mars?
- no person has been to mars

Why cant people remember from when they was three
- At the age of 3 many connections in the brain arnt formed yet, becuse of this memoery is stored and accessed in a differnt way to in later life, which results in these memoerys being inaccessable by the memoery recolection methods the brain uses when your older.

How young would you be to drive a mobility scooter
-Age has nothing to do with it, its more to do with mobility

Does the wind make a noise to the trees
- trees aint got ears, so no

Whats the point in guns
- depends who you ask, shooting people is one.

Do teenagers injoy being 'gangsta'
- why else would they do it

why is water wet
-becuse thats a word created to describe the property of liquid thats know as wetness.

nd why is the sky blue.
-Sun rays refract of particals in the atomphear.

Why is night not blue and light not black?
-Blacks the colour we experance when no light is activiting the cones in our eyes, hence why its not really a colour, but a shade instead.

[kk.]

Ask a homathrodite whos exspernced both?


Egg obviously, the dinosours were laying em millions of years before chikens and other creatures were laying em millions of years before dinosours.


Depends on how you define sound. If sound waves = sound, then yes it does. If sound is the mental state triggurd by vibrations within the ear drum, then no it doesnt.


Depend what the second surface is, clapping is the sound produced by 2 flat surfaces hitting each other, nether nessarly has to be a hand.


Both

Who was the first person on mars?
- no person has been to mars

Why cant people remember from when they was three
- At the age of 3 many connections in the brain arnt formed yet, becuse of this memoery is stored and accessed in a differnt way to in later life, which results in these memoerys being inaccessable by the memoery recolection methods the brain uses when your older.

How young would you be to drive a mobility scooter
-Age has nothing to do with it, its more to do with mobility

Does the wind make a noise to the trees
- trees aint got ears, so no

Whats the point in guns
- depends who you ask, shooting people is one.

Do teenagers injoy being 'gangsta'
- why else would they do it

why is water wet
-becuse thats a word created to describe the property of liquid thats know as wetness.

nd why is the sky blue.
-Sun rays refract of particals in the atomphear.

Why is night not blue and light not black?
-Blacks the colour we experance when no light is activiting the cones in our eyes, hence why its not really a colour, but a shade instead.

great answers +rep also, the sky is blue because light scatters in out atmosphere, thought i woud mention that

[Nemo]

Why is night not blue and light not black?coz its when our part of the earth is not facing the sun so its black and thats why... also the light wont show the chemicals aswell so = dark.


Why is it that as the earth is rotating if i jumped in the same place (straight up) that i dont land in another place?

[kk.]

Why is it that as the earth is rotating if i jumped in the same place (straight up) that i dont land in another place?

Aha i can answer this one ;)

For one the earth is moving very slow so even if you did move you wouldnt notice it but

You are travelling at the same speed as the earth and s when you jump, you carry on moving with the earth. does that make sense?

[Mentor]

Why is it that as the earth is rotating if i jumped in the same place (straight up) that i dont land in another place?
Becuse you are spinning with the earth, the air around you is spinning with the earth as are you, when you jump up, your momentum keeps you moveing at the same speed as the earth, gravirty is only pulling you down, so the other effects on you is any surrounding atompshear and pressureation etc which would put friction and slow movement in any other direction, hence maintaining your position. (ish)

edit: JimboJosh explination is probably clearer, although i wouldnt say the earth is spinning slowly, at mid latitudes its still around 700-900 MPH


Also: long answer to blue sky question i just found: http://www.sciencemadesimple.com/sky_blue.html

[kk.]

edit: JimboJosh explination is probably clearer, although i wouldnt say the earth is spinning slowly, at mid latitudes its still around 700-900 MPH


spinning slowly to us :) as we are nearer the center of our gravity source :)

[Mentor]

spinning slowly to us :) as we are nearer the center of our gravity source :)

I dont belive so, the 700-900 mph speed was calcuated as the speed of rotaion exsperanced at sea level. near the equator its up to 1000mph and at the exsact poles your down to 1 cm a day. (the earth is big)
http://imagine.gsfc.nasa.gov/docs/ask_astro/answers/970401c.html

[Blue]

how come when you jump on a moving bus you don't go flying to the back of it?

[le harry]

no idea haha...

can you die of pain, it hurts so much you just.. die

[FlyingJesus]

can you die of pain, it hurts so much you just.. die

Yes, it's possible to be in so much pain that you go into shock and your brain stops functioning.

[Jõnathan]

Is Jesus real?

[DCeption]

Is Jesus real?

Thats not unansweable, its been proved he was. But he wasnt like the bible said

[Mentor]

no idea haha...

can you die of pain, it hurts so much you just.. die
sensory overload will cause your body to shut it self down, so yep.


how come when you jump on a moving bus you don't go flying to the back of it?
Well the air inside the bus is moveing at the same speed as the bus, as are you, when you just your momentum keeps you in the same place :)

[DCeption]

sensory overload will cause your body to shut it self down, so yep.


Well the air inside the bus is moveing at the same speed as the bus, as are you, when you just your momentum keeps you in the same place :)

Answer my unanswerable question pls !

[RedStratocas]

no idea haha...

can you die of pain, it hurts so much you just.. die

Yes actually.

[beth]

is life random or is it set out for us?
hm.

[Browney]

Well the air inside the bus is moveing at the same speed as the bus, as are you, when you just your momentum keeps you in the same place :)

So if I were to open the bus doors and open all the windows and then jumped will it work? :s

[Ashhizzle]

@kooldudestabbing people

what came first ,chicken or the egg?
Chicken, It was a mix of two other animals cells.

KFNX!

What the universe expanding into

[You]

haha i like them + rep.

He obviously just copied them from a site.
I don't really have unanswered questions, the only one i can think of is in harry potter books she always mentions how aeroplane's are held in the sky, but i know the answer...

[Mentor]

Answer my unanswerable question pls !

you had an unanswerable question?

The only lot i remeber you posting were the joke ones?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
2 different things mean its non-comparable. You dont directly enjoy infancy but instead the things with it, with adultery its the act you would enjoy, so adultry is enjoyed more, as infancy itself isnt enjoyed

How young can you die of old age?
You cant die of old age, only diseases and conditions that come with it

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Ambiguous question, did the succeed in failing, or succeed in the task they tryed to fail. Since the failiur in the task was the goal, if they failed the task, they succeeded. if the succeeded the task, they failed.

Will your answer to this question be no?
naaa (it performs a falisy in artificiality limiting the options)

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
they use one button for both

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Burocrasy

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
a loaf

Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if i squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"
o.0 what do baby humans do to get milk... what do baby cows do to get milk... guess where the idea comes from?

Do fish get thirsty?
they have no sensory awareness of it. so nope

How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
Depends on the person, feeling threw the tissue paper is one way

Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
The copyright simbol is trademarked not copyrighted :)

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?
yes it does, although the exspected would become the unexspected meaning thered be no progress from the starting position.


Chicken, It was a mix of two other animals cells.

KFNX! eggs existed millions of years before chickens did, stop makeing the assumption its a chicken egg.


What the universe expanding into
Nothingness


So if I were to open the bus doors and open all the windows and then jumped will it work? :s
To an extend the original difference in motion will mean it will take time for you to be accelirated to the speed of the bus, resistance in the air and the bus itself would eventually speed you up, but you'd probably be thrown back a bit anyway. Its like when a bus starts to move your jolted, but once it reaches a stable speed you can stand unaided


is life random or is it set out for us?
hm.
Quantom mechanics makes sure its a bit random, statistical normaliation makes sure its slightly set out.

[scubadiva]

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
(see Cheese (http://mistupid.com/food/cheese.shtml))
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person that drives a race car is not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call the resulting company Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me..... they're cramming for their final exam.
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
How come no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

lol at them all, but especially the one in bold :P +rep

Is it ok if I put that in my sig?

[Browney]

To an extend the original difference in motion will mean it will take time for you to be accelirated to the speed of the bus, resistance in the air and the bus itself would eventually speed you up, but you'd probably be thrown back a bit anyway. Its like when a bus starts to move your jolted, but once it reaches a stable speed you can stand unaided

Thanks for that. Me and my mates discussed this just the other day which is why I asked.

[F32]

He obviously just copied them from a site.
I don't really have unanswered questions, the only one i can think of is in harry potter books she always mentions how aeroplane's are held in the sky, but i know the answer...
You think.

[kk.]

i have one :)

How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?

[kooldude007]

Is life a quest?

[Browney]

i have one :)

How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?

Fat chance is sarcastic. :)

[kk.]

but yet they mean the same thing lol [and they are opposites]

[kooldude007]

is life a quest what god set us

[RedStratocas]

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways?


is life a quest what god set us

Depends if god exists

[Homosexual]

1. After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
2. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
4. Why do irons have a setting for permanent press?
5. How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?
6. How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?
7. How young can you die of old age?
8. Can you be arrested for selling illegal-sized paper?
9. If God dropped acid, would he see people?
10. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
11. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
12. If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
13. If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
14. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
15. If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
16. If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
17. If you're born again, do you have two belly buttons?
18. What if there were no hypothetical situations?
19. Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
20. Will your answer to this question be no?
21. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?
22. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets are dressing up as mattresses?
23. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
24. Is there another word for synonym?
25. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
26. Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
27. If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?
28. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
29. If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?
30. Do good S&M fans go to Hell?
31. If swimming's such good exercise, how come whales are so fat?
32. If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
33. How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there?
34. Could God make a burrito so hot he couldn't eat it?
35. Do we make bombs better or worse?
36. Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
37. If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?
38. Can you learn to read from a "Reading for Dummies" book?
39. If someone gives you a penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, where does the other penny go? Do you get change?
40. If pro is the opposite of con, and progress is moving forward, what is congress?
41. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
42. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
43. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
44. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
45. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
46. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
47. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
48. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
49. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
50. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
51. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
52. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
53. Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
54. If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a song about it?
55. Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
56. If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
57. Why is it that raindrops, but snowfalls?
58. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
59. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
60. Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed," when afterward, it doesn't work anymore?
61. If a drug store is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?
62. If you make a cow laugh, will milk come out its nose?
63. Why can't Mr. Fork and Mr. Electrical Socket be friends?
64. Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if i squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"
65. If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it declared a hostage situation?
66. Why was the Holy Roman Empire neither holy nor Roman?
67. If a tree falls on a mime in the woods, and there's no one there to hear it, does the mime make a sound?
68. What is the speed of darkness?
69. If a man washes a dish, and no woman is around to see it, did it happen?
70. Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it is?
71. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
72. Do three headed fire dragons have heated arguments with themselves?
73. Why exactly is there a snow-globe with summer scenes?
74. What do picket sign writers put on their signs when they go on strike?
75. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?
76. Why is minimalism such a big word?
77. If buttered bread always lands on the butter-side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens if you strap buttered bread to a cat's back?
78. What'd happen if the man took the advimil and the woman took the viagra?
79. Why do ballerinas stand on their toes? Can't they just get taller women?
80. Do fish get thirsty?
81. If you learn from mistakes, why aren't I a genius?
82. Why don't people on TV ever go to the bathroom?
83. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
84. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
85. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
86. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
87. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
88. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
89. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
90. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
91. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
92. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
93. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
94. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
95. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
96. Why do banks leave both doors open, yet they chain pens to the countertops?
97. Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda?
98. Why is there Braille on drive-through ATM machines?
99. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
100. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?
101. If a building is on fire, and you make more fire, would it be considered making the fire worse or better?
102. Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
103. How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
104. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

[kk.]

is life a quest what god set us

Depends if your catholic or not and if you believe in god.

[kk.]

1. After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
2. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
4. Why do irons have a setting for permanent press?
5. How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?
6. How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?
7. How young can you die of old age?
8. Can you be arrested for selling illegal-sized paper?
9. If God dropped acid, would he see people?
10. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
11. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
12. If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
13. If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
14. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
15. If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
16. If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
17. If you're born again, do you have two belly buttons?
18. What if there were no hypothetical situations?
19. Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
20. Will your answer to this question be no?
21. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?
22. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets are dressing up as mattresses?
23. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
24. Is there another word for synonym?
25. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
26. Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
27. If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?
28. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
29. If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?
30. Do good S&M fans go to Hell?
31. If swimming's such good exercise, how come whales are so fat?
32. If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
33. How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there?
34. Could God make a burrito so hot he couldn't eat it?
35. Do we make bombs better or worse?
36. Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
37. If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?
38. Can you learn to read from a "Reading for Dummies" book?
39. If someone gives you a penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, where does the other penny go? Do you get change?
40. If pro is the opposite of con, and progress is moving forward, what is congress?
41. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
42. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
43. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
44. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
45. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
46. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
47. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
48. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
49. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
50. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
51. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
52. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
53. Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
54. If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a song about it?
55. Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
56. If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
57. Why is it that raindrops, but snowfalls?
58. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
59. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
60. Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed," when afterward, it doesn't work anymore?
61. If a drug store is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?
62. If you make a cow laugh, will milk come out its nose?
63. Why can't Mr. Fork and Mr. Electrical Socket be friends?
64. Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if i squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"
65. If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it declared a hostage situation?
66. Why was the Holy Roman Empire neither holy nor Roman?
67. If a tree falls on a mime in the woods, and there's no one there to hear it, does the mime make a sound?
68. What is the speed of darkness?
69. If a man washes a dish, and no woman is around to see it, did it happen?
70. Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it is?
71. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
72. Do three headed fire dragons have heated arguments with themselves?
73. Why exactly is there a snow-globe with summer scenes?
74. What do picket sign writers put on their signs when they go on strike?
75. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?
76. Why is minimalism such a big word?
77. If buttered bread always lands on the butter-side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens if you strap buttered bread to a cat's back?
78. What'd happen if the man took the advimil and the woman took the viagra?
79. Why do ballerinas stand on their toes? Can't they just get taller women?
80. Do fish get thirsty?
81. If you learn from mistakes, why aren't I a genius?
82. Why don't people on TV ever go to the bathroom?
83. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
84. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
85. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
86. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
87. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
88. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
89. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
90. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
91. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
92. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
93. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
94. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
95. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
96. Why do banks leave both doors open, yet they chain pens to the countertops?
97. Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda?
98. Why is there Braille on drive-through ATM machines?
99. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
100. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?
101. If a building is on fire, and you make more fire, would it be considered making the fire worse or better?
102. Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
103. How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
104. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Joke unanswerable questions lol however, obviously you copy and pasted :)

[kooldude007]

1. After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
2. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
4. Why do irons have a setting for permanent press?
5. How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?
6. How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?
7. How young can you die of old age?
8. Can you be arrested for selling illegal-sized paper?
9. If God dropped acid, would he see people?
10. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
11. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
12. If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
13. If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
14. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
15. If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
16. If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
17. If you're born again, do you have two belly buttons?
18. What if there were no hypothetical situations?
19. Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
20. Will your answer to this question be no?
21. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?
22. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets are dressing up as mattresses?
23. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
24. Is there another word for synonym?
25. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
26. Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
27. If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?
28. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
29. If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?
30. Do good S&M fans go to Hell?
31. If swimming's such good exercise, how come whales are so fat?
32. If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
33. How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there?
34. Could God make a burrito so hot he couldn't eat it?
35. Do we make bombs better or worse?
36. Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
37. If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?
38. Can you learn to read from a "Reading for Dummies" book?
39. If someone gives you a penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, where does the other penny go? Do you get change?
40. If pro is the opposite of con, and progress is moving forward, what is congress?
41. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
42. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
43. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
44. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
45. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
46. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
47. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
48. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
49. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
50. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
51. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
52. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
53. Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
54. If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a song about it?
55. Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
56. If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
57. Why is it that raindrops, but snowfalls?
58. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
59. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
60. Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed," when afterward, it doesn't work anymore?
61. If a drug store is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?
62. If you make a cow laugh, will milk come out its nose?
63. Why can't Mr. Fork and Mr. Electrical Socket be friends?
64. Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if i squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"
65. If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it declared a hostage situation?
66. Why was the Holy Roman Empire neither holy nor Roman?
67. If a tree falls on a mime in the woods, and there's no one there to hear it, does the mime make a sound?
68. What is the speed of darkness?
69. If a man washes a dish, and no woman is around to see it, did it happen?
70. Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it is?
71. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
72. Do three headed fire dragons have heated arguments with themselves?
73. Why exactly is there a snow-globe with summer scenes?
74. What do picket sign writers put on their signs when they go on strike?
75. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?
76. Why is minimalism such a big word?
77. If buttered bread always lands on the butter-side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens if you strap buttered bread to a cat's back?
78. What'd happen if the man took the advimil and the woman took the viagra?
79. Why do ballerinas stand on their toes? Can't they just get taller women?
80. Do fish get thirsty?
81. If you learn from mistakes, why aren't I a genius?
82. Why don't people on TV ever go to the bathroom?
83. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
84. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
85. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
86. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
87. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
88. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
89. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
90. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
91. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
92. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
93. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
94. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
95. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
96. Why do banks leave both doors open, yet they chain pens to the countertops?
97. Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda?
98. Why is there Braille on drive-through ATM machines?
99. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
100. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?
101. If a building is on fire, and you make more fire, would it be considered making the fire worse or better?
102. Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
103. How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
104. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
You got them off of a website.

[RedStratocas]

You got them off of a website.

Thanks, Captain Obvious!

[kooldude007]

Lol, your welcome

[kk.]

ok i changed a rule... :P post one unaswerable question!!

and here is another one

why do noses run and feet smell!

[kooldude007]

why do dead brains turn in to bogies

[Homosexual]

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

[RedStratocas]

why do dead brains turn in to bogies

What? I dont know what youre talking about.

[kk.]

What? I dont know what youre talking about.

dont worry - no one does lol

[RedStratocas]

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

To prove that youre of legal age. It has nothing to do with driving, it's just used as a form of ID

[Homosexual]

:p. Why do phones ring, when they're not round?

[kk.]

:p. Why do phones ring, when they're not round?

good one :)

why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

[Demynx]

Who created the word: Hello

[kk.]

Who created the word: Hello

Two main theories,

Catholics - God
Scienists - the big bang which will actually end the universe :)

[Glitter]

Two main theories,

Catholics - God
Scienists - the big bang which will actually end the universe :)

that has nothing to do with the word "hello" tho

[kk.]

that has nothing to do with the word "hello" tho

i didnt understand the hello he said

who made the universe - hello

[Mentor]

i have one :)

How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?

because English has to many influences for its own good.


Is life a quest?
Life is what you make of it.

1. After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
-plastic
2. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
-the exspression was created after them, previously the equivlent would be a blackbored wall or whatever.
3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
- answerd already
4. Why do irons have a setting for permanent press?
- why wouldnt they
5. How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?
-when its moldy
6. How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?
- there isnt a heven :)
7. How young can you die of old age?
- answered already
8. Can you be arrested for selling illegal-sized paper?
-no
9. If God dropped acid, would he see people?
-what?
10. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
-The global econemy, everyones useing everyone elses money :)
11. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
- becuse we live in a capatilist society.
12. If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
-Becuse there rated in how hard the lead is, number 1 is softer than a number 2. personly i use hb.
13. If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
- Aint pasta doesnt make sence
14. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
-answerd already
15. If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
- depends if you caught
16. If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
- depends if you wanted to be noticed or not
17. If you're born again, do you have two belly buttons?
- you can be defnition only be born once
18. What if there were no hypothetical situations?
- then we wouldnt have to worry about the question
19. Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
- ive yet to come accross one i havent been able to answer so i dont belive in em
20. Will your answer to this question be no?
- anwered already
21. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?
- we didnt eveolve from em, both us and them evolved from a simlar species that came apart millions of years ago.
22. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets are dressing up as mattresses?
- some maybe, most naa
23. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
- this doesnt even make sence as a real claim
24. Is there another word for synonym?
- yes, in other languages
25. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
- no
26. Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
- The two things are unrelated, but they could be
27. If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?
- stay the same
28. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
- he shaves with bamboo
29. If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?
- lots of vampire gell and practice
30. Do good S&M fans go to Hell?
- aint a hell, and wouldnt being good defeat the point?
31. If swimming's such good exercise, how come whales are so fat?
- becuse it stops em freezing to death
32. If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
- no
33. How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there?
- people walk on the grass to put em there
34. Could God make a burrito so hot he couldn't eat it?
- no, he dont exist
35. Do we make bombs better or worse?
- who is we, and who are we compairing agianst
36. Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
- they exscreate a sweat like substance from there skin that makes the wool water proof
37. If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?
- no
38. Can you learn to read from a "Reading for Dummies" book?
- no
39. If someone gives you a penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, where does the other penny go? Do you get change?
- Well currently with 1 p to 2c(american) there pretty much identical
40. If pro is the opposite of con, and progress is moving forward, what is congress?
- the american parliment equivlnet
41. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
- becuse if someones smart enough to trick people in to thinking the phycic, there not stupided enough to go public
42. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
- becuse of its epistomlogical roots
43. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
- answered
44. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
- depends which product you buy
45. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
- becuse a broker is defined as an indveridual or company whom brings borrowers and lenders together, not nessarly just money ether.
46. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
- becuse everyones rushing home
47. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
- there is
48. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
- people and dogs
49. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
- he didnt exist
50. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
- anwered
51. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
- becuse there self contained units
52. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
- they can
53. Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
- becuse they like to speak there mind
54. If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a song about it?
- becuse someone secretly did care
55. Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
- becuse in older alarmclocks which used bells, when the time was reached it would set off bell dinging mechisim.
56. If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
- becuse love is blind isnt refering to sight in terms of visual imergary, but in terms that we cannot control it
57. Why is it that raindrops, but snowfalls?
- both mean the same thing even in the joke o.0
58. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
- its a book
59. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
- answerd
60. Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed," when afterward, it doesn't work anymore?
- becuse its fixing your dog so it wont work, differnt useage of the word
61. If a drug store is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?
- becuse open 24 hours dosent mean open 7 days a week or 365 days a year
62. If you make a cow laugh, will milk come out its nose?
- no
63. Why can't Mr. Fork and Mr. Electrical Socket be friends?
- becuse mr you will be zapped
64. Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if i squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"
- answerd
65. If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it declared a hostage situation?
- no
66. Why was the Holy Roman Empire neither holy nor Roman?
- actualy it was both http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Roman_Empire
67. If a tree falls on a mime in the woods, and there's no one there to hear it, does the mime make a sound?
- depends on definition of sound and if you define as the mental state weather the mime is killed instantly or not
68. What is the speed of darkness?
- it doesnt have a speed, its the lack of light, not somthing in its own right
69. If a man washes a dish, and no woman is around to see it, did it happen?
- yes
70. Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it is?
- becuse its not supposed to, and its episomlogical roots make it as it is
71. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
- water is dencer when the sponge isnt there, so it would actualy be slightly shallower
72. Do three headed fire dragons have heated arguments with themselves?
- they dont exist
73. Why exactly is there a snow-globe with summer scenes?
- becuse people wanted em
74. What do picket sign writers put on their signs when they go on strike?
- its not a job, they dont strike from it
75. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?
- no
76. Why is minimalism such a big word?
- becuse of its episomlogical roots
77. If buttered bread always lands on the butter-side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens if you strap buttered bread to a cat's back?
-cat lands as its heveryer than the bread
78. What'd happen if the man took the advimil and the woman took the viagra?
-not a whole lot
79. Why do ballerinas stand on their toes? Can't they just get taller women?
- becuse they cant pivert otherwize
80. Do fish get thirsty?
-anwered
81. If you learn from mistakes, why aren't I a genius?
- learning from mistakes ads to wizdom not knolwage, hence meaning you cannot become a genius from it, since genusis is about the abilty to comprehend information, not how much you have.
82. Why don't people on TV ever go to the bathroom?
- its not included as its boreing to watch
83. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
- answerd
84. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
- does anyone actualy do this anyway
85. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
- no + anwered
86. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
- far to exspencive, and far to hevey to actualy fly
87. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
- not if he owns the farm, hes the one who pays em
88. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
- no
89. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
- no, actualy that people with have sex in em, or do drugs in em
90. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
- yes
91. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
- becuse its standard prosdeure
92. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
- they dont
93. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
- answerd, and you asked this twice in this post
94. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
- no ones
95. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
- becuse it wasnt made to be a joke
96. Why do banks leave both doors open, yet they chain pens to the countertops?
- not all banks do chain pens up, barklyes give em out free
97. Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda?
- becuse there stupid
98. Why is there Braille on drive-through ATM machines?
- answerd
99. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
- anwered
100. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?
- answerd
101. If a building is on fire, and you make more fire, would it be considered making the fire worse or better?
- depends on your prospective, trying to put it out, or keep it going
102. Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
- becuse of its epistemological roots
103. How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
- anwered
104. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
- no


why do noses run and feet smell!
- becuse we can smell feet and say they smell, and when snot runs from are nose we say are nose is running

why do dead brains turn in to bogies
- like the rest of us, without maintaince it decomposes

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
- for proof of age

Why do phones ring, when they're not round?
- becuse someones ringing them

Who created the word: Hello
- it wasntnt created outright, anyway http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hello

[kk.]

good answers :) has any one actually got any UNANSWERABLE questions like my first one?

[Mr.Sam]

do people with different colour eyes see colours differently?

[Mentor]

do people with different colour eyes see colours differently?

Weather people perseave colours the same is debateable, but the colour of your eyes has no effect on this, since the pigment has nout to do with the colour senceing cones in your eyes.

Although girls have 4 types of colour cone, why guys have just 3, so there colour be differences there.

[Nemo]

Why is it that ppl like my friend has 1 eye colour, 1colour and the other eye another colour, if that makes sense.. or like this:

O(green) O(blue)
l
l
_____

[Mentor]

Why is it that ppl like my friend has 1 eye colour, 1colour and the other eye another colour, if that makes sense.. or like this:

O(green) O(blue)
l
l
_____
Heterochromia iridium, basicaly the amount of melanin present in the irus differs in each eye, eyes with low amounts of melanin (a dark pigment) have blue eyes, while those with more pigmant have brown eyes.
Sometimes its an inherited trait, while it can also be caused by trouma, or a number of medical syndromes.

Althoughs its uncommon in humans, its actualy quite common in some anoimals, such as horses and cats :)

[kk.]

i know what u mean minime4000, it all depends on your genes.


Heterochromia iridium is thought to result from an alteration to one of the genes that controls eye color. This can be an inherited trait, although trauma and certain medications may result in increased or decreased pigmentation in one of the irises.

[FlyingJesus]

All these things off websites aren't "unanswerable questions".. they're just things that someone found funny, and most can be answered with simple logic.

[kk.]

All these things off websites aren't "unanswerable questions".. they're just things that someone found funny, and most can be answered with simple logic.

I know ive been trying to stress that but people keep posting ones off it. My first one works [first post] though :)

[Mentor]

I know ive been trying to stress that but people keep posting ones off it. My first one works [first post] though :)
The answers giving birth, the body has to emit large amounts of endorphins just to stop people passing out from the pain dureing it o.0 it can quite easly result in death... somewhat worse than a kick in the nuts

[kk.]

yeah but yet well never know if that is true because no-one can do both, dont try to answer it because it is an unanswerable question as know one can experience both!

[Mentor]

yeah but yet well never know if that is true because no-one can do both, dont try to answer it because it is an unanswerable question as know one can experience both!

Untrue, certain homathroites can.

[Browney]

Not really. I'd rather be kicked in the balls than squeeze a baby out of my backside.

[kk.]

but the homathroites may have fewer pain receptors as they have both and people who have sex changes cannot experience the sme pain if they get kicked there :P

[Mentor]

but the homathroites may have fewer pain receptors as they have both and people who have sex changes cannot experience the sme pain if they get kicked there :P
The amount of pain recepters and hence the pain threasholds of people varay, weather or not there homathridite or not "/

[FlyingJesus]

Apparently the only comparable pain that a male can experience to giving birth is pushing a gallstone out his norbert.

[kk.]

hmm change the topic please :D


Apparently the only comparable pain that a male can experience to giving birth is pushing a gallstone out his norbert. lol !!! u cant call it comparable because a man cannot experience both thatswhy it IS unanswerable

[FlyingJesus]

The amount of pain exerted by each task can be measured electronically, so even if I can't experience the pain of childbirth, if I am unlucky enough to have to pass a gallstone I'll know how much pain is caused.

[kk.]

lol Well What i meant earlier was people have different pain Threasholds and so no-one can know anyway!! because some people ind someones punch is hard whereas someone may not

[Nike]

WHY DOES PAIN.. HURT?!?!

:@

xoxo

[Nemo]

@willy coz it does :p

Why wont this boy on msn stop annoying me?

[Mentor]

WHY DOES PAIN.. HURT?!?!

:@

xoxo
Its the bodys warning mechanisn so we know when where damaged and perswaded to not get damged again.

[kk.]

@willy coz it does :p

Why wont this boy on msn stop annoying me?

Because he likes you maybe ;)

[bo$$]

Ok. I dont know if any of these have been posted already or what.. but w/e. I found these on different websites and previous knowledge :D


- After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
- Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
- Why do irons have a setting for permanent press?
- How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?
- How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?
- Can you be arrested for selling illegal-sized paper?
- If God dropped acid, would he see people?
- If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
- If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
- If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
- If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
- If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
- If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
- What if there were no hypothetical situations?
- Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?
- Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets are dressing up as mattresses?
- If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
- Is there another word for synonym?
- Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
- Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
- If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?
- Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
- If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?
- Do good S&M fans go to Hell?
- If swimming's such good exercise, how come whales are so fat?
- If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
- How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there?
- Could God make a burrito so hot he couldn't eat it?
- Do we make bombs better or worse?
- Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
- If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?
- Can you learn to read from a "Reading for Dummies" book?
- If someone gives you a penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, where does the other penny go? Do you get change?
- If pro is the opposite of con, and progress is moving forward, what is congress?
- Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
- Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
- Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
- Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
- Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
- If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a song about it?
- Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
- If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
- Why is it that raindrops, but snowfalls?
- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
- What was the best thing before sliced bread?
- Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed," when afterward, it doesn't work anymore?
- If a drug store is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?
- If you make a cow laugh, will milk come out its nose?
- If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it declared a hostage situation?
- Why was the Holy Roman Empire neither holy nor Roman?
- What is the speed of darkness?
- Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it is?
- How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
- Why exactly is there a snow-globe with summer scenes?
- What do picket sign writers put on their signs when they go on strike?
- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?
- Why is minimalism such a big word?
- If buttered bread always lands on the butter-side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens if you strap buttered bread to a cat's back?
- What'd happen if the man took the advimil and the woman took the viagra?
- Why do ballerinas stand on their toes? Can't they just get taller women?
- If you learn from mistakes, why aren't I a genius?
- Why don't people on TV ever go to the bathroom?
- If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
- Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
- If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
- If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
- Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
- Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
- If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
- Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
- How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
- Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
- Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
- Why do banks leave both doors open, yet they chain pens to the countertops?
- Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda?
- Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
- Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?
- If a building is on fire, and you make more fire, would it be considered making the fire worse or better?
- Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
- How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
- Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup
- Do witches run spell checkers?
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
- How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes?
- Why do they call it a "TV set" when you only get one?
- How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?
- If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
- Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know you don’t have?
- If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- Why does a cowboy wear two spurs? If one side of the horse goes, so does the other.
- After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
- In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
- Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID?
- How come there aren’t B batteries?
- If the post office has machines that can sort snail mail by the thousands per minute, then why do they give it to a little old man on a bike to deliver?
- Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?
- Is a metaphor like a simile?
- How is it possible to have a civil war?
- If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
- If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
- How can there be self-help “groups?”
- How do you throw away a garbage can?
- Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
- If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
- If Superman is so smart, then why does he wear his underpants on the outside of his trousers?
- Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing people is wrong?
- Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman’s chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
- What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
- Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
- Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
- If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
- If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
- Why do noses run, and feet smell?
- Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
- If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"
- Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they are out walking around delivering the mail?
- Can fat people go skinny dipping?
- What do you do when a endangered animal eats endangered plants?
- Would a fly without wings be called a walk?


Hm.. Just thought of one more.. Why in the hell did I just do that.

[asher_]

that's pretty much everything in a nutshell.

[Demynx]

Best question of them all: Can someone question the word question while questioning someone when they questioned the person's questionable hair?

[bo$$]

that's pretty much everything in a nutshell.

Lmao ye

[kk.]

:@ do u not read posts. These are just humourous questions. I wanted unanswerable ones :)

[Mentor]

Best question of them all: Can someone question the word question while questioning someone when they questioned the person's questionable hair?
yes


:@ do u not read posts. These are just humourous questions. I wanted unanswerable ones :)
More annoyingly, i already anwserd them all, they just didnt read the thread <_<


Ok. I dont know if any of these have been posted already or what.. but w/e. I found these on different websites and previous knowledge :D


- After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
- Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
- Why do irons have a setting for permanent press?
- How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?
- How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?
- Can you be arrested for selling illegal-sized paper?
- If God dropped acid, would he see people?
- If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
- If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
- If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
- If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
- If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
- If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
- What if there were no hypothetical situations?
- Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?
- Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets are dressing up as mattresses?
- If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
- Is there another word for synonym?
- Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
- Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
- If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?
- Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
- If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?
- Do good S&M fans go to Hell?
- If swimming's such good exercise, how come whales are so fat?
- If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
- How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there?
- Could God make a burrito so hot he couldn't eat it?
- Do we make bombs better or worse?
- Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
- If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?
- Can you learn to read from a "Reading for Dummies" book?
- If someone gives you a penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, where does the other penny go? Do you get change?
- If pro is the opposite of con, and progress is moving forward, what is congress?
- Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
- Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
- Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
- Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
- Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
- If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a song about it?
- Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
- If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
- Why is it that raindrops, but snowfalls?
- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
- What was the best thing before sliced bread?
- Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed," when afterward, it doesn't work anymore?
- If a drug store is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?
- If you make a cow laugh, will milk come out its nose?
- If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it declared a hostage situation?
- Why was the Holy Roman Empire neither holy nor Roman?
- What is the speed of darkness?
- Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it is?
- How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
- Why exactly is there a snow-globe with summer scenes?
- What do picket sign writers put on their signs when they go on strike?
- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?
- Why is minimalism such a big word?
- If buttered bread always lands on the butter-side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens if you strap buttered bread to a cat's back?
- What'd happen if the man took the advimil and the woman took the viagra?
- Why do ballerinas stand on their toes? Can't they just get taller women?
- If you learn from mistakes, why aren't I a genius?
- Why don't people on TV ever go to the bathroom?
- If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
- Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
- If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
- If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
- Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
- Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
- If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
- Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
- How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
- Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
- Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
- Why do banks leave both doors open, yet they chain pens to the countertops?
- Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda?
- Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
- Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?
- If a building is on fire, and you make more fire, would it be considered making the fire worse or better?
- Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
- How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
- Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup
- Do witches run spell checkers?
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
- How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes?
- Why do they call it a "TV set" when you only get one?
- How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?
- If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
- Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know you don’t have?
- If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- Why does a cowboy wear two spurs? If one side of the horse goes, so does the other.
- After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
- In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
- Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID?
- How come there aren’t B batteries?
- If the post office has machines that can sort snail mail by the thousands per minute, then why do they give it to a little old man on a bike to deliver?
- Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?
- Is a metaphor like a simile?
- How is it possible to have a civil war?
- If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
- If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
- How can there be self-help “groups?”
- How do you throw away a garbage can?
- Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
- If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
- If Superman is so smart, then why does he wear his underpants on the outside of his trousers?
- Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing people is wrong?
- Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman’s chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
- What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
- Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
- Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
- If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
- If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
- Why do noses run, and feet smell?
- Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
- If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"
- Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they are out walking around delivering the mail?
- Can fat people go skinny dipping?
- What do you do when a endangered animal eats endangered plants?
- Would a fly without wings be called a walk?


Hm.. Just thought of one more.. Why in the hell did I just do that.

http://habboxforum.com/showpost.php?p=3198340&postcount=83 - scroll down

[imgayifyouare]

will you have sex with me?

[Mentor]

will you have sex with me?

no

- that was an easy one to answer

[bo$$]

yes


More annoyingly, i already anwserd them all, they just didnt read the thread <_<



http://habboxforum.com/showpost.php?p=3198340&postcount=83 - scroll down


Same site :> lmao
And btw
You didnt answer all of them. Just like the first 100 or w/e were from that site.

Also: This kinda bugs me:
Is the universe infinite?

[kk.]

LOL at the above above post :P

[FishyCrackers]

In Final Fantasy VII why didn't they use a phoenix down on Aries insted of drowning her?

[kk.]

ok fishy ur weird lol why ask that?

[Simon]

** Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?~~
** Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?~~
** Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?~~
** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?~~
** Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?~~
** Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?~~
** Why is a boxing ring square?~~
** Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?~~
** Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?~~
** Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?~~
** Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?~~
** Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?~~
** Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?~~
** Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?~~
** Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?~~
** Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?~~
** Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?~~
** Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?~~
** Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?~~
** Can fat people go skinny-dipping?~~
** Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?~~

[bo$$]

** Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?~~
** Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?~~
** Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?~~
** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?~~
** Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?~~
** Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?~~
** Why is a boxing ring square?~~
** Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?~~
** Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?~~
** Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?~~
** Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?~~
** Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?~~
** Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?~~
** Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?~~
** Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?~~
** Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?~~
** Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?~~
** Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?~~
** Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?~~
** Can fat people go skinny-dipping?~~
** Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?~~

LOL I was literally JUSt on the same page.

[FishyCrackers]

Thank you

Its just they can with stand machine guns, explosions, Tonberrys, big dragons, supernovas and probbly many more and she can't handle as something as small as that? and shes the one with the healing limit breaks!?

[kk.]

** Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?~~ Because it keeps it shut when they lower it in to the hole
** Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?~~ Because the sun kills our skin cells so it turns it brown
** Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?~~ They can :)
** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?~~ It does
** Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?~~ Because A psychic hasnt won lol
** Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?~~ So it can be its own meaning abv.
** Why is a boxing ring square?~~ Because a box is a 3D square
** Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?~~ Because it sticks to ur lip, not sticking your lips together
** Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?~~ Wouldnt it be better to put isnt it worrying that it is called practice?
** Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?~~ Rain doesnt drop it falls, there just called rain drops and snow is called snow not snow fall.
** Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?~~ To concentrate
** Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?~~ Because it makes it have more flavour whereas dishwashing liquid smells of lemons
** Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?~~ He keeps you from going broke lol
** Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?~~ Who said the third hand was the second hand?
** Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?~~ Because people are rushing home
** Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?~~ Thats just like saying why are the words that start at the begining in it. Its because some people might not know how to spell it
** Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?~~ Hmm, there is probably
** Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?~~ There probably is, plus its inhumane
** Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?~~ Because the black box is really heavy
** Can fat people go skinny-dipping?~~ simple Yes
** Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?~~ answered before - its identity they need

hope they are ok :)

[FlyingJesus]

In Final Fantasy VII why didn't they use a phoenix down on Aries insted of drowning her?


Thank you

Its just they can with stand machine guns, explosions, Tonberrys, big dragons, supernovas and probbly many more and she can't handle as something as small as that? and shes the one with the healing limit breaks!?

Phoenix Down/revive spells only brings people back from knockout, not death.

[bo$$]

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?~~ Because the black box is really heavy


Your saying a plane isn't?
Lmao
If you scaled the box with the size of the plane, the plane would most likely be too heavy to take off.
Also, even IF it's possible, people would still die due to the force of the impact from something that huge smashing into the ground. Its not always about the explosions etc.

[kk.]

lol no acid i was saying that it would be TOO heavy to fly if it was made with it yeah it is heavy already but not heavy enough to not fly

[VINTAGE]

y do girls hav a vagin a nd boys hav a penis?

[FlyingJesus]

y do girls hav a vagin a nd boys hav a penis?

They're congruent shapes lol, they fit together and do the purpose.

[F32]

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
You have succeeded in failing.

@ Vicky - the sky is blue because the air particles in the sky only reflect blue light from the suns UV rays that bounce off the sea which is why the sea also appears blue.

i think.

[Simon]

y do girls hav a vagin a nd boys hav a penis?
to make love explosions

[bo$$]

lol no acid i was saying that it would be TOO heavy to fly if it was made with it yeah it is heavy already but not heavy enough to not fly

I know d/w I was joking about that x]

[MsTanya]

** Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?~~

hahaha that is so true

[Scouse]

k this is hard to explain & will probs wreck your head!

do we all see the same colours?

I mean like if I see the colour yellow will that colour be the same to the other person? We could all see are own colours

blue could be one colour to me, but a different colour to someone else but we know it as blue, because thats what we've been told.

that make any sence? if it doesnt its easier for me to explain it in person, my sister knows what I mean :P

[Jcshua]

how to snakes have sex :s

[bo$$]

k this is hard to explain & will probs wreck your head!

do we all see the same colours?

I mean like if I see the colour yellow will that colour be the same to the other person? We could all see are own colours

blue could be one colour to me, but a different colour to someone else but we know it as blue, because thats what we've been told.

that make any sence? if it doesnt its easier for me to explain it in person, my sister knows what I mean :P

Yeah I get what you mean..
Like

Person 1 --> (colour 1 they see.. "yellow") --> Told its blue

Person 2 --> (Colour 1 actually "blue") --> Told its blue

Lmao.
I dont even know if what I said made sense LOL

One thing that I've always wondered is how people view you.
Like how it would be to see in someone elses eyes.. and be in that persons body looking at yourself.. lol


how to snakes have sex :s
One might think having no limbs would put a damper on the love life, but not for snakes. When a female snake is ready to mate, she begins to release a special scent (pheromones) from skin glands on her back. As she goes about her daily routine, she leaves an odor trail as she pushes off resistance points on the ground (See Getting Around). If a sexually mature male catches her scent, he will follow her trail until he finds her. The male snake begins to court the female by bumping his chin on the back of her head and crawling over her. When she is willing, she raises her tail. At that point, he wraps his tail around hers so the bottoms of their tails meet at the cloaca -- the exit point for waste and reproductive fluid. The male inserts his two sex organs, the hemipenes, which then extend and release sperm. Snake sex usually takes under an hour, but it can last as long as a whole day.

Source: How Snakes Work (http://science.howstuffworks.com/snake5.htm)

[Jcshua]

Yeah I get what you mean..
Like

Person 1 --> (colour 1 they see.. "yellow") --> Told its blue

Person 2 --> (Colour 1 actually "blue") --> Told its blue

Lmao.
I dont even know if what I said made sense LOL

One thing that I've always wondered is how people view you.
Like how it would be to see in someone elses eyes.. and be in that persons body looking at yourself.. lol


One might think having no limbs would put a damper on the love life, but not for snakes. When a female snake is ready to mate, she begins to release a special scent (pheromones) from skin glands on her back. As she goes about her daily routine, she leaves an odor trail as she pushes off resistance points on the ground (See Getting Around). If a sexually mature male catches her scent, he will follow her trail until he finds her. The male snake begins to court the female by bumping his chin on the back of her head and crawling over her. When she is willing, she raises her tail. At that point, he wraps his tail around hers so the bottoms of their tails meet at the cloaca -- the exit point for waste and reproductive fluid. The male inserts his two sex organs, the hemipenes, which then extend and release sperm. Snake sex usually takes under an hour, but it can last as long as a whole day.

Source: How Snakes Work (http://science.howstuffworks.com/snake5.htm)
ooh, thanks.

[MsTanya]

ooh, thanks.
lmao like you cared anyway

[bo$$]

ooh, thanks.
No problemo :)


lmao like you cared anyway

LOL

[You]

k this is hard to explain & will probs wreck your head!

do we all see the same colours?

I mean like if I see the colour yellow will that colour be the same to the other person? We could all see are own colours

blue could be one colour to me, but a different colour to someone else but we know it as blue, because thats what we've been told.

that make any sence? if it doesnt its easier for me to explain it in person, my sister knows what I mean :P

Most people do, except colour blind people confuse colours and normally colour's originating around red and green are the most confusing.

There's also a condition where people compare things such as day-to-day tasks, weather's etc with a colour, they don't associate it with word's etc; but a colour? (if that makes sense). It's severely rare.

[Jcshua]

lmao like you cared anyway

you've gone and caught me out!

[louder]

Why did they never show season 4 digimon? i would still be watching it if they did :'( speaking of which, im making a digivice now..

Edit:There i have now spoilt ur fun ^^ WOOT


lmao, why did you answer those when you clearly don't know the answers?

[Demynx]

yes

No, because the person is questioning th other person's hair.

[Mentor]

No, because the person is questioning th other person's hair.
Your point? or are you saying its impossible to question someone elses hair? o.0

"Can someone question the word question while questioning someone when they questioned the person's questionable hair?"

Im guessing your mistake is in applying pure logical princibles to the human brain, which is incorrect, unlike computers and digital devices the human brain does not work on purely logical principles, being a (even though somewhat simplistic) quantum computer, humans can process illogical and self contradictory information without a problem, are brain is capable of exstream levels of abstract thought, meaning we can question a princible while applying it at the same time.

That said, even though we can, your question does not imply theres any need for us to be able to do, questioning does not nessarly mean its the validaty of the princible in question "/


k this is hard to explain & will probs wreck your head!

do we all see the same colours?

I mean like if I see the colour yellow will that colour be the same to the other person? We could all see are own colours

blue could be one colour to me, but a different colour to someone else but we know it as blue, because thats what we've been told.

that make any sence? if it doesnt its easier for me to explain it in person, my sister knows what I mean :P

I think i know what your on about aka, 2 people persevered the same wall, both have the same sense data, and would call the wall blue, but person A's experienced perception of Blue is the perception person B has of green, and vice versa.

Its hard to question this since due to language we are taught to refer to the experience by the same terms regardless of knowing whether the expercnes are understood in a numerically identical way.
This really then depends on your idea of what Mind is, for a duelist this question would indeed be impossible to answer, the internal world of mind, is purely subjective and privet to the individual.

A mind brain theorist though would argue the brain states which are instead public can be observed to work out wheather the attached mental state of the exspecned colour was the same hence making the question answerable.

A functionalist, could work in a similar way to the mind brain therorist although would require a far greater understanding of the mind to make the nessary judgments since its not simply a case of directly compaireing the brain states availably.