Post your unanswerable questions!

[kk.]

Ok so here is your chance ot pos your unanswerable questions. the idea of this thread came about when kaytii asked a very simple, well not really, question about colours.

So post away ill start, here is mine, obvious but true

Which hurts more, giving birth or being hit in the you know where?

[dirrty]

giving birth lol

what is the meaning of life?

[kooldude007]

Football for me

What is the meaning of pocket knifes

[Callum.]

i don't get ur one.

i mean, the first one is good, because you can only get 1

[Rou]

@kooldudestabbing people

what came first ,chicken or the egg?

[F32]

• If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
• If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
• Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
• If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
• When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
• Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
• Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
  
  When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  (see Cheese)
• Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person that drives a race car is not called a racist?
• Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
• Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
• Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
• "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
• If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
• If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call the resulting company Fed UP?
• Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
• What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
• I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me..... they're cramming for their final exam.
• If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
• How come no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning?
• Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
• Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

[kk.]

callum what do you mean lol

[kooldude007]

Wowza to all

What is the meaning of school i mean we all hate it

[:Hazel]

• If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
• If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
• Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
• If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
• When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
• Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
• Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
  
  When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  (see Cheese)
• Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person that drives a race car is not called a racist?
• Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
• Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
• Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
• "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
• If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
• If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call the resulting company Fed UP?
• Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
• What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
• I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me..... they're cramming for their final exam.
• If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
• How come no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning?
• Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
• Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

haha i like them + rep.

[kk.]

kooldude i think your missing the point? lol i actually mean unanswerable questions like how do we know if a tree makes a sound in a forest and know one is around