whats ur best blog/blurb/joke u have on a site ?

[littlestar.19]

mine r norm pretty random, but there usually funny, i'll post a few more when i've cleaned them up abit coz they r normally just abit smutty... =]

anyway heres my first...

I RAN NAKED WITH A STRIPPER COZ IM S3XY LIKE THAT..

*pick the month you were born

1 - I kissed
2 - I needed
3 - I smoked with
4 - I killed
5 - i ran shirtless with
6 - I shot
7 - I cuddled with
8 - i b@nged
9 - I stabbed
10 - I killed
11 - I slept with
12 -I ran naked with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - my lover
02 - a dog
03 - a teletubby
04 - A hobo
05 - barney the dinosaur
06 - A toothbrush
07 - a bowl of cereal
08 - cookie monster
09 - a ****star
10 - Paris hilton
11 - the trojan man
12 - a hottie
13 - the koolaid man
14 - a drink
15 - a horse
16 - a pot head
17 - a bum
18 - my boyfriend
19 - a condom
20 - a cr@ckhead
21 - a homeless guy
22 - a rockstar
23 - a glass of milk
24 - a easter egg
25 - a stripper
26 - SantaClaus
27 - a bag of pot
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - my crush
31 - Ur grandad

*Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because im sexy like that
Black - Because thats how i roll
Pink - Because I'm good at ping pong
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm as small as a catapilla's eye lash.
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - Because the lil people told me to
Orange - because I smoked cr@ck
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because Im a pimp
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Camo - Because I'm cool like that

post ur blogs x

[littlestar.19]

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[Nemo]

i b@nged ur grandad coz im sexy like that ;[

[cocaine]

i cuddled with a drink because I have AMAZING boobs.


uhm...

[littlestar.19]

lmao, its only a bit of fun, i like that 1 though =]

[Nemo]

i cuddled with a drink because I have AMAZING boobs.


uhm...
haha manboobs :P

[littlestar.19]

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[Energizer]

I needed a hobo because i have amazing boobs. err..

[littlestar.19]

if luck was a rain drop,
i'd send u a shower.
if hope was a minute,
i'd send u an hour.
if happiness was a leaf,i'd give u a tree
& if u need a friend u'll always have me.

What's minnie
Without micky,
What's tigger
Without pooh,
What's patrick
Without spongebob,
What's me without u!!

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[Nemo]

my lord, you're bored >.<

[littlestar.19]

some r stolen blogs off my friends, but yes at the time i was lmao. x

[mrwoooooooo]

I slept with a pothead cause im sexy like that.

[Nemo]

I slept with a pothead cause im sexy like that.it sounds like u.

[littlestar.19]

the sky was dark,the moon was high.all alone just her and i.

her skin so soft, her legs so fine. i ran my finger down her spine.

didn't know how, but i tried my best, i started by putting my hand on her breast.

i remembered my fear, my fast beating heart. and slowly she spread her legs apart.

when i did it i felt no shame,as all at once the white stuff came.

at last its finished, its all over now.

my first time ever milking a cow.

[Browney]

I killed a homeless man because I'm a pimp.

[Plank]

I smoked with santaclaus because thats how i roll

[hadouken!]

roses are red
lemons are sour
open your legs
give me an hour