Funny/Embarrasing Relationship Stories

[Crystal--Dag]

Hello =]

This Is A Little Thread Just To Look At Others Little Mis-Haps And Share Your Own. Its Not About Judging Its About Sharing =]

Ill Go First:
Well basically, me and my ex-girlfriend were 'in the mood' and she handed me this condom. I unwrapped it, tried to put it on and it got stuck at the top and wouldnt fit over my penis. I was like confused, turns out on the wrapper it said 'Thin' we both laughed our heads off and never got to do it lol.

*Gaviiin
Beats Not Bombs

[Rizter]

Well I once promised to take my gf out for a meal and we ended up in McDonalds, not one to remember tbh :P

[Crystal--Dag]

Hehe sounds like a fun date. Was she all dressed up for the occasion or did she know?

[Rizter]

jeans and a t shirt so it wasnt too bad, still i dont think a big mac is the most romantic of meals :P

[Crystal--Dag]

Someone Might Think So :P

[Aflux]

Someone Might Think So :P
I do, it could turn out to be romantic, with the staff their going "Dhur, you want fries with that?".

[Antallica]

or a gurkin? :D

[Leeroy]

I do, it could turn out to be romantic, with the staff their going "Dhur, you want fries with that?".

LOL, more resons to eat at macdonalds, full of staff with no gcse's

[lew!]

lol i was with a freind who i was doing 'stuff' with and i was sucking and my mouth made this really weird sound and it sounded like a fart and we couldnt stop laughing lmaoooo

[FlyingJesus]

Her mum walked in on us in the shower.

[J-O-E]

soz i av about 100 :)
but once we were n a hotel room and he shot onto the bed post and it was hard to explain in the morning :).

[hobo]

Her mum walked in on us in the shower.

LOOOLLL that is bad.

i was at my boyfriends and nobody was home, then his mother came home and went straight up the stairs so he like ran out the room to stop her coming in, and his face was all red lol, and she looked at him and went "oh, helen's here!"
then stuck her head in and said hello.

it was really embarrasing for him, but rly funny at the same time.

[manga21]

LOOOLLL that is bad.

i was at my boyfriends and nobody was home, then his mother came home and went straight up the stairs so he like ran out the room to stop her coming in, and his face was all red lol, and she looked at him and went "oh, helen's here!"
then stuck her head in and said hello.

it was really embarrasing for him, but rly funny at the same time.

Why what was so embarrasing for him ?

[CJW93]

Mine not embaresin but my ex's ex wabted me dead and was going to beat me up lol I just ran!