Funny/Embarrasing Relationship Stories

[Crystal--Dag]

Hello =]

This Is A Little Thread Just To Look At Others Little Mis-Haps And Share Your Own. Its Not About Judging Its About Sharing =]

Ill Go First:
Well basically, me and my ex-girlfriend were 'in the mood' and she handed me this condom. I unwrapped it, tried to put it on and it got stuck at the top and wouldnt fit over my penis. I was like confused, turns out on the wrapper it said 'Thin' we both laughed our heads off and never got to do it lol.

*Gaviiin
Beats Not Bombs

[Rizter]

Well I once promised to take my gf out for a meal and we ended up in McDonalds, not one to remember tbh

[Crystal--Dag]

Hehe sounds like a fun date. Was she all dressed up for the occasion or did she know?

[Rizter]

jeans and a t shirt so it wasnt too bad, still i dont think a big mac is the most romantic of meals

[Crystal--Dag]

Someone Might Think So

[Aflux]

Someone Might Think So

I do, it could turn out to be romantic, with the staff their going "Dhur, you want fries with that?".

[Antallica]

or a gurkin?

[Leeroy]

I do, it could turn out to be romantic, with the staff their going "Dhur, you want fries with that?".

LOL, more resons to eat at macdonalds, full of staff with no gcse's

[lew!]

lol i was with a freind who i was doing 'stuff' with and i was sucking and my mouth made this really weird sound and it sounded like a fart and we couldnt stop laughing lmaoooo

[FlyingJesus]

Her mum walked in on us in the shower.