Overreaction....

[Sentrax]

I told a Madeleine McCann joke to my chemistry teacher today (they're flying around everywhere) and now I have detention every dinner time for the rest of the week.
It's a bit harsh.
Similar thing happened to my friend last week, as our cooking teacher (who is scottish) got into her car to go home, my friend said to her:-

'Oi Miss, tell Colin McRae I said hi'

And he got suspended for a week for that.

Anything like this ever happened to anyone else?

[dirrty]

why would you tell a joke like that to a teacher, and not expect any sort of punishment or telling off?

[Sentrax]

Because usually my chemistry teacher is a luagh.
She just happened to be in a verrrrry bad mood today!
=P

[alexxxxx]

that's actually not on.

the joke might be a bit cruel, but she could have said 'that's not appropriate.' a detention is WAY ott.

[dirrty]

Because usually my chemistry teacher is a luagh.
She just happened to be in a verrrrry bad mood today!
=P
you could always tell your parents, then they can just complain about the punishment that its too harsh or w.e?

[Albion]

The McCanns are Inocent i tell yeee!

Not.

[Jõnathan]

I told a Madeleine McCann joke to my chemistry teacher today (they're flying around everywhere) and now I have detention every dinner time for the rest of the week.
Smart move, wasn't it?
:rolleyes:

[Sentrax]

Smart move, wasn't it?
:rolleyes:

I thought so..
haha
I didn't see any kind of punishment coming though.
I got owneeeed!

[Ostinato]

Your mates teacher could have taken racially related offence as she could have maybe thought he was idolising her due to her ethnic background...

Just like if you were to say a racist joke about muslims or something to people from pakistan - you would get in a great deal of trouble and it would be understandable - so why is there a less harsh approach assumed when its white people? :rolleyes:

[Azul]

Erm, what? Racist, don't be ridiculous. She probably suspended the guy for such a poor joke.

[Grindie]

you're an idiot for telling the joke in the first place, I would say the punishment is slightly harsh, it deserves a detention I reckon

[whiziz]

say the joke here

[Neversoft]

say the joke here

The ones I've heard are...

What do Houdini and Madeleine McCann have in common?
They both disappear and they're both dead.

What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and my Ferrari?
My Ferrari is not in my garage.

There is another one about Madeleine and McLaren, which is hilarious to be honest, but I can't remember it.

I know I've probably offended a few people, but imo it's unfair that 'Maddie' is getting all of this attention while hundreds of other people go missing every day and nothing is done to help them. So I don't care anymore.

[Davii]

The ones I've heard are...

What do Houdini and Madeleine McCann have in common?
They both disappear and they're both dead.

What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and my Ferrari?
My Ferrari is not in my garage.

There is another one about Madeleine and McLaren, which is hilarious to be honest, but I can't remember it.

I know I've probably offended a few people, but imo it's unfair that 'Maddie' is getting all of this attention while hundreds of other people go missing every day and nothing is done to help them. So I don't care anymore.
Lol same

I heard one today

Whats the differance between jesus and madeline mccann? Jesus died a virgin.

And there was one what do somenting n the mccanns have in common? and it was like wudnt let eithr of them look after ur kids or sunnik like that.

[&]

those jokes are disgusting.
i have told the jesus one before though *slap hand*

[Davii]

i dont see how they are digusting really? its only a joke..

[Grindie]

those ones told already are quite poor, haven;t you heard ones like..

Whats worse than letting your child play with Michael Jackson.. letting them play with the McCanns

and..

Renault have brought out a new family car. Apperently its so spacious you hardly notice the kids in the back. Its called the Renault McCann

[Examplify]

Lolol.

You fail at satire, and,

Who the Hell tells their teacher that anyway?

Deserved it IMO.

[lAdmire]

That's something you don't say to a teacher. Common sense. Like really. Some people take those things seriously. So, that was your own fault. It was fair. & your friend was dumb too.

[Nemo]

Lol same

I heard one today

Whats the differance between jesus and madeline mccann? Jesus died a virgin.

And there was one what do somenting n the mccanns have in common? and it was like wudnt let eithr of them look after ur kids or sunnik like that.

omg that jesus one is rly good :P but i swear he didnt die a virgin and he has kiddliewinks?

[Oeel]

Question. What happend once you told the joke? Was it infront of whole class or just teacher? and was it just like.. werid silence after the joke. then your teacher was like..

"YOU, BOY! DT FOR A WEEK!"

then you were like..

"aw naw but but but... knock knock"

then your teacher was like..

"WHAT?!??!"

and you were like..

"NOT MADDIE!!" :eusa_whis

[Callum.]

i dont really care about the madiline ones, but the mcrae ones are sick.

[PaulMacC]

I aint heard no Mcrea ones, someone tell me one?

I've only heard one and it's disturbing

Whats worst than letting your children get babysitted by Michael Jackson
Letting them go on Holiday with the McCanns

[Shawnstra]

That's rather harsh imo.

[le harry]

who are the mcraes.....

[alexxxxx]

who are the mcraes.....

Colin McRae was a rally driver that recently died in helicopter crash.

[Xarea]

That's like the time I said "your mum" to a white guy and a black guy.

But because I said it to a black guy, it was deemed racist... suspended, lmao.

[le harry]

;3968927']Colin McRae was a rally driver that recently died in helicopter crash.

Oh, the name Colin McRae is v. familiar. Why would you make a joke out of that though :S

[alexxxxx]

That's like the time I said "your mum" to a white guy and a black guy.

But because I said it to a black guy, it was deemed racist... suspended, lmao.

serious? that's a joke.

[Jamie!]

I aint heard no Mcrea ones, someone tell me one?


What's the difference between Garry Glitter and Colin Mcrae?
...Only two young boys went down on Mcreas chopper.

That's just one of loads.

[Sentrax]

What's the difference between Garry Glitter and Colin Mcrae?
...Only two young boys went down on Mcreas chopper.

That's just one of loads.

LOL
I like that one
I'm sure this should probably be in the jokes forum
Oh well

What's the difference between Pope John Paul II and Madeleine McCann?The Pope died a virgin.

That's the joke I told... =P
I basically just said it when she was helping me with work
Then she sent me out
Awww

[YellowParasol]

Its a joke hearing about her all the time.. its in the past?