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Earthquake,
22-10-2007, 09:25 PM
Hey this is my first post here. I have written a poem about my father as he is a millionaire and I thought I would share that with you.
Dad's a Millionaire
I wish you joy, my little ragged throng--
Your Dad's a millionaire!
The fortune's come, we've waited for so long,
And I'm a millionaire!
Come Will, come Bub--go buy some better shoes;
Come Liz, come Lu--go tell your Ma the news--
Though once poor, we're now as rich as Jews,
For I'm a millionaire.
Hurrah! hurrah! now give us a rousing song--
Good bye! good bye! to poverty, want and care;
The fortune's come, we've waited for so long,
And Dad's a millionaire!
Good news! I'll go a shopping--so I will,
For Dad's a millionaire!
And I must have a thousand dollar bill,
As Dad'a a millionaire!
Put on your duds, and you'll go with me Lu!
Come Bub, go call a carriage from the square;
We'll ride in style along the avenue,
For Dad's a millionaire.
Hip, hip, hooray! run up the striped flay--
My Dad's a millionaire!
This bless-ed day, I'll buy a trotting nag,
For Dad's a millionaire!
I vow, I'll smoke three-cent gigars no more!
Here, take them Bub, and pitch them out the door;
I'll have the best--the dearest in the store,
Now Dad's a millionaire.
So, wife, you think this house will never do
Now I'm a millionaire?
Well, I must build a mansion then for you,
As I'm a millionaire!
Though as for me, I think I should invest--
My whole pile in some mammoth farm out West,
Yet I can build, if you should think it best,
Since I'm a millionaire.
I'll tell you what! we'll give a party then,
As Dad's a millionaire!
And we'll invite none but the "upper ten,"
Since Dad's a millionaire!
I should be sure to find another beau,
For dukes and lords, and nobles would be there--
I've turn'd him off--the tailor's clerk, you know,
Now Dad's a millionaire.
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/dad-s-a-millionaire/ (http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/dad-s-a-millionaire/)
Thread closed by Yoshimitsui (Super Moderator): To prevent arguments from occouring.
Marsquake
22-10-2007, 09:28 PM
OMNGG THAT WAS SOOOO BRILLIANT +REP0RZ\ZZ
Metric.
22-10-2007, 09:37 PM
a mill doesen't go that far..
Earthquake,
22-10-2007, 09:37 PM
Thank you very much, I love this rep thingy it gets me really excited so thank you for your rep and your feedback on my meaningful poem.
a mill doesen't go that far..
My dad owns Ferrari and LIDL so he is a multi-millionaire.
Jõnathan
22-10-2007, 09:37 PM
OMG PLAGARISMZ!!!!!!!!!1111111
Metric.
22-10-2007, 09:40 PM
Thank you very much, I love this rep thingy it gets me really excited so thank you for your rep and your feedback on my meaningful poem.
My dad owns Ferrari and LIDL so he is a multi-millionaire.
So, my mom owns a Range Rover? and w`tf is a LIDL?
Jõnathan
22-10-2007, 09:41 PM
So, my mom owns a Range Rover? and w`tf is a LIDL?
LIDL is the German version of Netto, which is a Danish store where gypsies go to buy things cos they cost like 1p each
Metric.
22-10-2007, 09:42 PM
LIDL is the German version of Netto, which is a Danish store where gypsies go to buy things cos they cost like 1p each
OH LOL, HIS DAD OWNS THAT LOLOLOL.
I'm sure.
I bet he lives in a trailer.
Elliott$
22-10-2007, 09:43 PM
Thank you very much, I love this rep thingy it gets me really excited so thank you for your rep and your feedback on my meaningful poem.
My dad owns Ferrari and LIDL so he is a multi-millionaire.
Shame he can't own a nice shop :-) tbh when people are rich you don't go boasting about it because thats when it goes down hill...
LIDL is the German version of Netto, which is a Danish store where gypsies go to buy things cos they cost like 1p each
theres also lidl in uk :p
Earthquake,
22-10-2007, 09:44 PM
Ferraris are better than Range Rovers. My dad owns 14 Range Rovers and 7 Maseratis anyway.
He also owns B&Q and Hobbycraft.
Elliott$
22-10-2007, 09:45 PM
Ferraris are better than Range Rovers. My dad owns 14 Range Rovers and 7 Maseratis anyway.
He also owns B&Q and Hobbycraft.
You need to get a life and to stop lieing <3
Metric.
22-10-2007, 09:45 PM
http://i20.tinypic.com/2zg944z.jpg
Earthquake,
22-10-2007, 09:47 PM
Please stop turning all my threads into spam. You are all big smelly bullies and I hope you know I'm crying in real life and my dad is taking you all to court.
Please comment on my poem as it took me well ages to copy and paste thanks.
Metric.
22-10-2007, 09:48 PM
Please stop turning all my threads into spam. You are all big smelly bullies and I hope you know I'm crying in real life and my dad is taking you all to court.
Please comment on my poem as it took me well ages to copy and paste thanks.
Your daddy is stupid, for knocking up your mom and having you. This whole forum should sue your dad.
Edited by mat64 (Forum Moderator): Please don't be rude.
People who shop there have good style
http://www.mark-ju.net/diary/2002_images/juliette3.jpg
jesus
22-10-2007, 09:49 PM
omg lol@this
its obviously not him.....
Earthquake,
22-10-2007, 09:50 PM
People who shop there have good style
http://www.mark-ju.net/diary/2002_images/juliette3.jpgThankyou for such a heart-warming compliment. I would +rep you but I have no power.
The woman in the image is my grandad btw.
Thankyou for such a heart-warming compliment. I would +rep you but I have no power.
The woman in the image is my grandad btw.
Your grandad is a woman :O :O :O
Earthquake,
22-10-2007, 09:53 PM
Your grandad is a woman :O :O :OPlease stop bullying me.
Please stop bullying me.
Im not, just never seen a female grandad.
If u find it bullying u should come on Habbox
Elliott$
22-10-2007, 09:56 PM
I love dis kid taking **** out of earthquake lol
Earthquake,
22-10-2007, 09:57 PM
I love dis kid taking **** out of earthquake lolWhy do you find it funny people taking the mick out of me?
I have done nothing wrong.
Lycan
22-10-2007, 09:58 PM
Mine just owns Belgium
Total **** hole
I love dis kid taking **** out of earthquake lol
whos that?
also, sorry for spaming your poetry :(
Earthquake,
22-10-2007, 09:59 PM
whos that?
also, sorry for spaming your poetry :(I am a loving fellow. I can find it in my heart to forgive you just about.
Elliott$
22-10-2007, 10:12 PM
I am a loving fellow. I can find it in my heart to forgive you just about.
why did you copy and paste that poem
Earthquake
22-10-2007, 10:13 PM
Fans and more fans.
Marsquake
22-10-2007, 10:15 PM
Fans and more fans.
yh xox
Earthquake,
22-10-2007, 10:21 PM
,Sv please dont add to the spam in my thread.
Earthquake
22-10-2007, 10:22 PM
,Sv please dont add to the spam in my thread.
Will you please get a life then stalking me online, I understand you are in love with me or either jelous of me but this constant stalking at me is getting kinda freaky.
Earthquake,
22-10-2007, 10:24 PM
Will you please get a life then stalking me online, I understand you are in love with me or either jelous of me but this constant stalking at me is getting kinda freaky.What are you talking about? I have just registered to this forum to express my poetic abilities. I dont even know you.
brapp
22-10-2007, 10:25 PM
wkd poem
Earthquake,
22-10-2007, 10:26 PM
wkd poemThanks. I will rep you when I have power because I love your name and signature.
Slowpoke
22-10-2007, 10:34 PM
What are you talking about? I have just registered to this forum to express my poetic abilities. I dont even know you.
c + p isnt a poetic ability bbz
-rep for lies
Earthquake,
22-10-2007, 10:36 PM
c + p isnt a poetic ability bbz
-rep for liesMy dad owns the website I got it from.
Slowpoke
22-10-2007, 10:47 PM
idc, im still -repping cos you said you wrote it
Energizer
22-10-2007, 10:48 PM
idc, im still -repping cos you said you wrote it
you'll have a job doin that now.
Earthquake
22-10-2007, 10:48 PM
idc, im still -repping cos you said you wrote it
He's lieing and pretending to be me.
Marsquake
22-10-2007, 10:48 PM
idc, im still -repping cos you said you wrote it
hope u enjoy urs
Earthquake
22-10-2007, 10:49 PM
hope u enjoy urs
And yours -.-
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