Dad's a Millionaire

[Earthquake,]

Hey this is my first post here. I have written a poem about my father as he is a millionaire and I thought I would share that with you.

Dad's a Millionaire

I wish you joy, my little ragged throng--
Your Dad's a millionaire!
The fortune's come, we've waited for so long,
And I'm a millionaire!
Come Will, come Bub--go buy some better shoes;
Come Liz, come Lu--go tell your Ma the news--
Though once poor, we're now as rich as Jews,
For I'm a millionaire.

Hurrah! hurrah! now give us a rousing song--
Good bye! good bye! to poverty, want and care;
The fortune's come, we've waited for so long,
And Dad's a millionaire!

Good news! I'll go a shopping--so I will,
For Dad's a millionaire!
And I must have a thousand dollar bill,
As Dad'a a millionaire!
Put on your duds, and you'll go with me Lu!
Come Bub, go call a carriage from the square;
We'll ride in style along the avenue,
For Dad's a millionaire.

Hip, hip, hooray! run up the striped flay--
My Dad's a millionaire!
This bless-ed day, I'll buy a trotting nag,
For Dad's a millionaire!
I vow, I'll smoke three-cent gigars no more!
Here, take them Bub, and pitch them out the door;
I'll have the best--the dearest in the store,
Now Dad's a millionaire.

So, wife, you think this house will never do
Now I'm a millionaire?
Well, I must build a mansion then for you,
As I'm a millionaire!
Though as for me, I think I should invest--
My whole pile in some mammoth farm out West,
Yet I can build, if you should think it best,
Since I'm a millionaire.

I'll tell you what! we'll give a party then,
As Dad's a millionaire!
And we'll invite none but the "upper ten,"
Since Dad's a millionaire!
I should be sure to find another beau,
For dukes and lords, and nobles would be there--
I've turn'd him off--the tailor's clerk, you know,
Now Dad's a millionaire.

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[Marsquake]

OMNGG THAT WAS SOOOO BRILLIANT +REP0RZ\ZZ

[Metric.]

a mill doesen't go that far..

[Earthquake,]

Thank you very much, I love this rep thingy it gets me really excited so thank you for your rep and your feedback on my meaningful poem.

a mill doesen't go that far..

My dad owns Ferrari and LIDL so he is a multi-millionaire.

[Jõnathan]

OMG PLAGARISMZ!!!!!!!!!1111111

[Metric.]

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My dad owns Ferrari and LIDL so he is a multi-millionaire.

So, my mom owns a Range Rover? and w`tf is a LIDL?

[Jõnathan]

So, my mom owns a Range Rover? and w`tf is a LIDL?

LIDL is the German version of Netto, which is a Danish store where gypsies go to buy things cos they cost like 1p each

[Metric.]

LIDL is the German version of Netto, which is a Danish store where gypsies go to buy things cos they cost like 1p each

OH LOL, HIS DAD OWNS THAT LOLOLOL.

I'm sure.

I bet he lives in a trailer.

[Elliott$]

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My dad owns Ferrari and LIDL so he is a multi-millionaire.

Shame he can't own a nice shop :-) tbh when people are rich you don't go boasting about it because thats when it goes down hill...

[Moh]

LIDL is the German version of Netto, which is a Danish store where gypsies go to buy things cos they cost like 1p each

theres also lidl in uk :p