hand

[:Jakey]

ok so right i fractured my thumb earlier..
and now when i water the bush
Have a slash
sprinkle
tinkle
i cant hold my willy cause it hurts:(
ive tried using the othr hand but it splashes everywhere
what can i do!!!

[benjamin]

sit down

[Chadwick]

Ask someone for help.

[BobX]

sit down

Agreed^

Just sit down or if you really really don't want to, put some newspaper round the toilet and use your other hand then clean up afterwards.

[Jcshua]

Get someone to do it for you like Stacey.

Wot sperm? Are you kidding.

[The Don]

hire some to hold your penis for you while you pee?