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    ok so right i fractured my thumb earlier..
    and now when i water the bush
    Have a slash
    sprinkle
    tinkle
    i cant hold my willy cause it hurts
    ive tried using the othr hand but it splashes everywhere
    what can i do!!!

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    sit down
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    Ask someone for help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by partyshank View Post
    sit down
    Agreed^

    Just sit down or if you really really don't want to, put some newspaper round the toilet and use your other hand then clean up afterwards.
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    Get someone to do it for you like Stacey.

    Wot sperm? Are you kidding.

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    hire some to hold your penis for you while you pee?
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