Comebacks..?

[mike475]

Not like smart ones like;

person: your gay
me: i know you are, but what am i

me: gay as in happy, yeah i know
me: what you interested?

etc..

Ones like when someone says something to you, i'd say "go get some *****" etc, atm theres this really ***** around the school, and all i can do is walk away/ignore from his 'insults', and one time he took my drink in the cafe and i just didnt know what to say/do, and his mate drank it right in my face, the thing is, there a year younger then me lol..

any good decent comebacks, and tips please?
thanks

[Slowpoke]

aww christ. that's well harsh.. it's hard to help someone with comebacks. some people are good at it and some people aren't..

[Florx]

Don't rehearse them.

Be quick to reply. Its no use having a 10 second delay.

And about the drink thing. Make him buy to another. If he won't use force. :)

I'm great at comebacks because i've been bullied for the best part of my life and I observe what they are going to say so i'm ready with a comment.

[jesus]

A smack in the face usually does suffice.

[tdi]

A smack in the face usually does suffice.
no rep from earlier? I dids you a favours.


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[warezkid3]

You know what to say when he says something.


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[Muniflex]

A smack in the face usually does suffice.

You really don't need violence, lol.

Walking away from insults is usually the best thing and makes you the better man.

With the drink thing just take it back off him. Don't let people push you around, stand up for yourself but just don't use force.
Take the moral high ground, give him a dirty look (lol) tell him you do not stoop need to dignify him with a response and walk away.

If all else fails, go to a teacher and tell them, it doesn't make you a grass or anything he will get what he deserves and you can get on with your life......

And like the others said, when it comes to comebacks you can't rehearse them it should just come to you. But like i said before, there is no need to stoop to his level.

[bo$$]

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I don't really think good comebacks are the best thing to do with someone whos doing stuff like taking your drinks, etc.

If you REALLY REALLY need something to say, then work with what they say.
Whatever they say, just turn it back onto them.. in a different sentence. sorta thing.

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[jesus]

Not guarateed that you'd get away with saying something like a 'your mum' joke though!

[Slowpoke]

A smack in the face usually does suffice.

very true - works in most cases.

[GhostFace-]

what ever someone says tie that back to their mother.

example

some kid: You Suck
Me: so dus ur mom, pretty hard mite i say

[Muniflex]

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Lol i hate 'your mum' jokes. Pointless.
Lowest form of insult.

[benjamin]

i'm quite lucky because i have a quick wit in cases like that, i can think of a comeback almost instantly
gets boring though, none of my mates bother insulting me anymore :(

[bo$$]

Lol i hate 'your mum' jokes. Pointless.
Lowest form of insult.

Yeah but so is saying comebacks to someone whos doing more then that

[warezkid3]

nice one brett lolllllll

[Metric.]

**** you is the ultimate comeback.

[Muniflex]

i'm quite lucky because i have a quick wit in cases like that, i can think of a comeback almost instantly
gets boring though, none of my mates bother insulting me anymore :(

You are a total plonka with a head the size of Europe. (I don't mean it obviosuly, just so you can have a comeback:P)

Yeah but so is saying comebacks to someone whos doing more then that

I don't get what you mean:S

[benjamin]

**** you is the ultimate comeback.
with the two middle fingers followed closely after

should work a treat

[Slowpoke]

i'm quite lucky because i have a quick wit in cases like that, i can think of a comeback almost instantly
gets boring though, none of my mates bother insulting me anymore :(

something i know all to well <3

[bo$$]

REMOVED

I don't really think good comebacks are the best thing to do with someone whos doing stuff like taking your drinks, etc.

If you REALLY REALLY need something to say, then work with what they say.
Whatever they say, just turn it back onto them.. in a different sentence. sorta thing.

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Wth
First you laugh at it saying that it's the best one you've heard - and then you remove it and edit your post.. :\

Why did that even need to be removed? For being sexually explicit... What do you expect from a comeback? Close this thread then.


what ever someone says tie that back to their mother.

example

some kid: You Suck
Me: so dus ur mom, pretty hard mite i say

Better edit that before it gets removed.

You are a total plonka with a head the size of Europe. (I don't mean it obviosuly, just so you can have a comeback:P)


I don't get what you mean:S

I mean like. The guy is pretty much getting bullied and he's worried about making up good comebacks

[Metric.]

with the two middle fingers followed closely after

should work a treat

ya, like what do you say to somebody when they say that to you?

[Slowpoke]

with the two middle fingers followed closely after

should work a treat

nah the middle one on it's own looks so much more threatening.

[Metric.]

nah the middle one on it's own looks so much more threatening.

i give people the finger all the time!

[Slowpoke]

i bet you do ;)

[Metric.]

i bet you do ;)

i drive in new york, of course i do :P

[GoldSolid]

Yeah I'd go with the smack in the face lol, if some jippy kid who is younger than you is giving you crap like that, you need to put him in his place.

[cocaine]

You really don't need violence, lol.

Walking away from insults is usually the best thing and makes you the better man.

With the drink thing just take it back off him. Don't let people push you around, stand up for yourself but just don't use force.
Take the moral high ground, give him a dirty look (lol) tell him you do not stoop need to dignify him with a response and walk away.

If all else fails, go to a teacher and tell them, it doesn't make you a grass or anything he will get what he deserves and you can get on with your life......

And like the others said, when it comes to comebacks you can't rehearse them it should just come to you. But like i said before, there is no need to stoop to his level.

NEVER do any of what that person just said

violence does work
walking away does not make you better, it makes you look like a pushover
if you know any pressure points, either hit them or kick them (some are in the back of the leg) and he will fall to the floor.

then he wont try anything after that

[Ouch!]

NEVER do any of what that person just said

violence does work
walking away does not make you better, it makes you look like a pushover
if you know any pressure points, either hit them or kick them (some are in the back of the leg) and he will fall to the floor.

then he wont try anything after that

New forum rule: Never listen to cocaine. He has no clue what he's talking about.

Violence solves NOTHING.

Seriously, lets say your girlfriend gets raped and you kill the guy who raped her. Did that undo what he did to your girlfriend? No. It solves NOTHING.

[Muniflex]

New forum rule: Never listen to cocaine. He has no clue what he's talking about.

Violence solves NOTHING.

Seriously, lets say your girlfriend gets raped and you kill the guy who raped her. Did that undo what he did to your girlfriend? No. It solves NOTHING.

Thats the first time i have ever agreed with anything you say:D

[bo$$]

New forum rule: Never listen to cocaine. He has no clue what he's talking about.

Violence solves NOTHING.

Seriously, lets say your girlfriend gets raped and you kill the guy who raped her. Did that undo what he did to your girlfriend? No. It solves NOTHING.

Does talking it out bring her back? :rolleyes:

Fact is, in certain situations.. violence DOES help. Usually you should talk it out and etc etc <insert other crap> but if someones constantly pushing you around and you just want to end it, knock some sense into them.. literally. The worst that could happen at that point is that they

Tell on you - You could say that it was self defense over constant bullying which you were too afraid to report as you thought it would escalade to a higher level

Get "their boys" on you - This just shows how they really are and at that point you could just charge them

[Muniflex]

The only time to use violence is in serious self defense.

Why fight? It is pointless. It might just escolate things higher. Just walk away and maybe tell a parent or teacher and get it sorted that way.
Violence just makes you look like a yob.

[Minstrels]

Just say stuff about there mum or sumin'. Or if you want to get people to laugh at him say some **** about you boning his dad/nan or sumin'. ;)

[---MAD---]

aww christ. that's well harsh.. it's hard to help someone with comebacks. some people are good at it and some people aren't..
Yeah thats very true.

[cocaine]

New forum rule: Never listen to cocaine. He has no clue what he's talking about.

Violence solves NOTHING.

Seriously, lets say your girlfriend gets raped and you kill the guy who raped her. Did that undo what he did to your girlfriend? No. It solves NOTHING.

please quote me from where I gave a scenario about "if my girlfriend got raped, i would kill whoever did it" - yup, exactly, i never said that

and yes, violence does work for small scenarios, such as the thread starter gave. Violence will work for that sort of things, but not things like rape etc :rolleyes:

[Oleh]

Im good at comebacks this fatty was tormenting me saying bad boy cause i was in p-huts (like seclusion but for an hour) so i called him a fat ******* he hit me so i broke his nose :)

[Technologic]

"Anything else from your book of cliches?"

:] that's my personal fav

[Asher]

"Anything else from your book of cliches?"

:] that's my personal fav

That in itself is cliche and sounds ridiculously feeble, lol.

I hate the yo mama responses, i'm sure they've been mentioned a few times in this thread.

[Ashley 12344]

You really don't need violence, lol.

Walking away from insults is usually the best thing and makes you the better woman.

With the drink thing just take it back off him. Don't let people push you around, stand up for yourself but just don't use force.
Take the moral high ground, give him a dirty look (lol) tell him you do not stoop need to dignify him with a response and walk away.

If all else fails, go to a teacher and tell them, it doesn't make you a grass or anything he will get what he deserves and you can get on with your life......

And like the others said, when it comes to comebacks you can't rehearse them it should just come to you. But like i said before, there is no need to stoop to his level.


;)

I'd just give him a slap tbh.


Look what happened to Ghandi. Most famous pacifist and he got beat to death simply because he wouldn't fight back.

[Mitch4?]

If he's a year younger than you, just find out some dirt on him and spread it round lol, or If he does it again just shout some stuff out, thats what i love to do.
"NO I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU!"
Then people stare and he ain't going to do nout then.

[Muniflex]

Look what happened to Ghandi. Most famous pacifist and he got beat to death simply because he wouldn't fight back.

Mmm thats what i meant when i seaid self defense is allowed in major slef defense. I would fight back if it could end in my death..... lol

[Virgin Mary]

"Shut up".

[L!nK..]

Very interesting thread, do what Redneck said.


#4th

[stratosphere2]

I have one for when you insult someone and then they say "Do I look bothered?"

Boy 1: You're an idiot.
Boy 2: Do I look bothered?
Boy 1: Your face is one to desire an expression anyway.

Just thought of it a few minutes ago :P

[Slowpoke]

Ah I was watching Family Guy last night and Stewie had this amazing comeback. I'll get a link bear with me!

[Muniflex]

I have one for when you insult someone and then they say "Do I look bothered?"

Boy 1: You're an idiot.
Boy 2: Do I look bothered?
Boy 1: Your face is one to desire an expression anyway.

Just thought of it a few minutes ago :P

Lol if you are ever going to do a comeback say something intelligent they will never get it.
And good to hve you back strat, spam forum has been quiet without you..lol:P

[Slowpoke]

Ah I can't find it. It's where this girl goes "you are the weakest link, goodbye". And Stewie just starts going mental at her. Anyone know what I'm on about? xD

[Muniflex]

I just cry and run away. Lol!

Just look at them and go... ''I dont get it'' (stone faced) and just turn round and slowly walk off.:P

[stratosphere2]

And good to hve you back strat, spam forum has been quiet without you..lol:P

Thank you, thank you very much :8

[Muniflex]

Thank you, thank you very much :8

Lol!

Another awful comeback isn't a comeback.
Just stare at them, point then walk off.
All in silence, lol