Comebacks..?

[mike475]

Not like smart ones like;

person: your gay
me: i know you are, but what am i

me: gay as in happy, yeah i know
me: what you interested?

etc..

Ones like when someone says something to you, i'd say "go get some *****" etc, atm theres this really ***** around the school, and all i can do is walk away/ignore from his 'insults', and one time he took my drink in the cafe and i just didnt know what to say/do, and his mate drank it right in my face, the thing is, there a year younger then me lol..

any good decent comebacks, and tips please?
thanks

[Slowpoke]

aww christ. that's well harsh.. it's hard to help someone with comebacks. some people are good at it and some people aren't..

[Florx]

Don't rehearse them.

Be quick to reply. Its no use having a 10 second delay.

And about the drink thing. Make him buy to another. If he won't use force.

I'm great at comebacks because i've been bullied for the best part of my life and I observe what they are going to say so i'm ready with a comment.

[jesus]

A smack in the face usually does suffice.

[tdi]

A smack in the face usually does suffice.

no rep from earlier? I dids you a favours.


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[warezkid3]

You know what to say when he says something.


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[Muniflex]

A smack in the face usually does suffice.

You really don't need violence, lol.

Walking away from insults is usually the best thing and makes you the better man.

With the drink thing just take it back off him. Don't let people push you around, stand up for yourself but just don't use force.
Take the moral high ground, give him a dirty look (lol) tell him you do not stoop need to dignify him with a response and walk away.

If all else fails, go to a teacher and tell them, it doesn't make you a grass or anything he will get what he deserves and you can get on with your life......

And like the others said, when it comes to comebacks you can't rehearse them it should just come to you. But like i said before, there is no need to stoop to his level.

[bo$$]

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I don't really think good comebacks are the best thing to do with someone whos doing stuff like taking your drinks, etc.

If you REALLY REALLY need something to say, then work with what they say.
Whatever they say, just turn it back onto them.. in a different sentence. sorta thing.

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[jesus]

Not guarateed that you'd get away with saying something like a 'your mum' joke though!

[Slowpoke]

A smack in the face usually does suffice.

very true - works in most cases.