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Fez
25-07-2008, 02:51 PM
For me it's either Alone in the dark or the epic fail milk-the-cash-cow:

http://www.dvd1081009.com/images/Stuart%20Little%203.jpg

risque
25-07-2008, 02:52 PM
Bring It On Again

JackBuddy
25-07-2008, 02:58 PM
epic movie.

N-Dubz
25-07-2008, 03:01 PM
date movie


& bring it on again was terriable but bring it on: all or nothing was even better then the first one.. ;)

Misawa
25-07-2008, 03:05 PM
I guarantee most people will name films that are no where near the worst of all time. Try something like Troll 2 and Undefeatable.

iTech
25-07-2008, 03:20 PM
JAWS: The Revenge
Troll 2
Anything with Zac Efron in.

RedStratocas
25-07-2008, 03:30 PM
I guarantee most people will name films that are no where near the worst of all time. Try something like Troll 2 and Undefeatable.

cause my opinion is the right one, obv.

the hulk from a few years ago was pretty terrible, but the worst film ive ever seen would probably be 10,000 bc.

Misawa
25-07-2008, 03:33 PM
cause my opinion is the right one, obv.

the hulk from a few years ago was pretty terrible, but the worst film ive ever seen would probably be 10,000 bc.

Because most people are accustomed to what Hollywood churns out rather than anything indepedent or b-grade. Both Hulk and 10,000 B.C. look like a million dollars compared to thousands of films that are genuinely nothing but terrible.

The worst film of all time is Manos: The Hands Of Fate.

DrLacero
25-07-2008, 03:35 PM
I finally watched it recently and nobody who has seem it can deny it is the single worst film of all time: Plan 9 from outer space.

RedStratocas
25-07-2008, 03:40 PM
Because most people are accustomed to what Hollywood churns out rather than anything indepedent or b-grade. Both Hulk and 10,000 B.C. look like a million dollars compared to thousands of films that are genuinely nothing but terrible.

The worst film of all time is Manos: The Hands Of Fate.

manos is such a stereotypical one to say, since it's always at the imdb's bottom list. no one sees that movie other than to see how bad it is. its what the movie is known for.

Misawa
25-07-2008, 03:49 PM
manos is such a stereotypical one to say, since it's always at the imdb's bottom list. no one sees that movie other than to see how bad it is. its what the movie is known for.

I don't listen to IMDb, thanks, nor have I see their "bottom list". I came across Manos: The Hands Of Fate thanks to Quentin Tarantino.

superstar911
25-07-2008, 04:14 PM
For me it's Treasure Planet. My God that sucked oh so very much.

Seany
25-07-2008, 11:00 PM
Hoodwinked LOL

Scouse
25-07-2008, 11:15 PM
planet terror

iTech
25-07-2008, 11:33 PM
planet terror


Planet Terror is a brilliant film!
One of Rodriguezs finest!

Misawa
25-07-2008, 11:36 PM
planet terror

Planet Terror. Jesus. Maybe you didn't understand its purpose.

PaintYourTarget
26-07-2008, 01:47 AM
Jaws... and it's sequels.
Seriously, a shark? Wth.
And it spawned all those crappy giant crocodile rip offs... it should be destroyed for that alone.

FlyingJesus
26-07-2008, 01:52 AM
Oh god yeah, Jaws was awful. I don't think the film has any saving graces at all. Popular for scaring people into believing that sharks often attack people..

Misawa
26-07-2008, 01:55 AM
JAWS. Hah. People are extremely small-minded.

PaintYourTarget
26-07-2008, 01:56 AM
yeah, I guess I should actually watch it untill the end before I judge.
It just seemed so... unrealistic and pointless. I would comment on the acting if I could actually remember it.

FlyingJesus
26-07-2008, 01:57 AM
Small minded? Hardly. The point of a film is to entertain, and if it fails to do so then it certainly deserves a place among the worst films. Films like Manos at least succeed in that people hunt them out to watch because of their awful reputation - Jaws just isn't exciting at any point.

beth
26-07-2008, 01:58 AM
JAWS. Hah. People are extremely small-minded.
no, people just have taste.

Misawa
26-07-2008, 01:59 AM
The acting is some of the finest ever seen in a film. The cinematography is absolutely fantastic. The element of terror is heightened to an extreme that no film had ever produced at the time of its release. It was the first summer blockbuster. What you see today, these big summer releases, the marketing strategy is all thanks to JAWS. The brilliant story is adapted from a number one best-selling novel. It has one of the most well known soundtracks to ever be recorded.

JAWS is a masterpiece and one of the greatest films ever made. No film has had a greater effect on its audience envoking fear upon generation after generation of viewers when they set foot in the water.

As for taste? Those who like the film greatly outnumber those who don't about a million to one. It is one of the most famous and beloved films ever created. Those who think it is garbage simply have something wrong with them, because they obviously do not understand films.

PaintYourTarget
26-07-2008, 02:03 AM
Or for the average film watcher... boring. If it was on Tv now I wouldn't watch it, it's never made me feel that "OMG THAT'S AN AMAZING FILM", I watched it, shrugged, and then put something else on.

Misawa
26-07-2008, 02:04 AM
The "average film watcher" is as wowed as everybody else. It is an extreme minority who will proverbially spit on JAWS.

There is no need to bring Manos: The Hands Of Fate into this thread. Have you even seen it? Hardly anyone has actually seen the film, and JAWS has a reputation for so many different reasons. It is a masterpiece. Spielberg's most successful film.

Obviously modern audiences do not know what good dialogue is, atmosphere, music, performances, etc, etc, etc, etc.

beth
26-07-2008, 02:04 AM
The acting is some of the finest ever seen in a film. The cinematography is absolutely fantastic. The element of terror is heightened to an extreme that no film had ever produced at the time of its release. It was the first summer blockbuster. What you see today, these big summer releases, the marketing strategy is all thanks to JAWS. The brilliant story is adapted from a number one best-selling novel. It has one of the most well known soundtracks to ever be recorded.

JAWS is a masterpiece and one of the greatest films ever made. No film has had a greater effect on its audience envoking fear upon generation after generation of viewers when they set foot in the water.

As for taste? Those who like the film greatly outnumber those who don't about a million to one. It is one of the most famous and beloved films ever created. Those who think it is garbage simply have something wrong with them, because they obviously do not understand films.
funny that a's in both film studies & media studies.
i understand films perfectly well.

the narrative is repititive & tiring, the mis-en-scene of the WHOLE film is dire.

PaintYourTarget
26-07-2008, 02:07 AM
The Beatles and Shakespeare did a lot in their respective industries, doesn't mean everyone think's they're marvelous.

Misawa
26-07-2008, 02:11 AM
funny that a's in both film studies & media studies.
i understand films perfectly well.

the narrative is repititive & tiring, the mis-en-scene of the WHOLE film is dire.

Haha, you have no idea what you are talking about, do you. Your studying of film has gone as far as Stephen Hawkin has ran.

FlyingJesus
26-07-2008, 02:11 AM
The acting is some of the finest ever seen in a film. The cinematography is absolutely fantastic. The element of terror is heightened to an extreme that no film had ever produced at the time of its release. It was the first summer blockbuster. What you see today, these big summer releases, the marketing strategy is all thanks to JAWS. The brilliant story is adapted from a number one best-selling novel.

JAWS is a masterpiece and one of the greatest films ever made. No film has had a greater effect on its audience envoking fear upon generation after generation of viewers when they set foot in the water.

As for taste? Those who like the film greatly outnumber those who don't about a million to one. It is one of the most famous and beloved films ever created. Those who think it is garbage simply have something wrong with them, because they obviously do not understand films.

Would you care to actually explain what's so good about it, rather than just listing the various things that you need to make a film? The acting is entirely forgettable; the camera work is.. well, it's professional of course, but it's not really anything that awes me and strikes me as pretty normal; the "element of terror" may well have surpassed any film of the time but if that makes it great then you have to say Blair Witch Project was good, and let's not be lying now.

Yes it envoked a paranoia - based on falsehoods. The film "The Truman Show" causes paranoia in a lot of people I know who've seen it, and frankly most horror films do (not that The Truman Show is a horror film).

So let me get your final point straight: you're all for independance, originality and expression, yet you refuse to acknowledge that anyone who doesn't share your opinion could be justified? You even insult my sanity and intelligence based on the fact that I don't like a film. Pray do tell why one needs to "understand" film to have an opinion, or even how you come to the conclusion that I don't understand film in the first place.

beth
26-07-2008, 02:13 AM
Haha, you have no idea what you are talking about, do you. Your studying of film has gone as far as Stephen Hawkin has ran.
you call us smallminded yet you cannot understand others opinions? and, my study of film is just that i'm not making a film that just sounds like a complete remake of house of a 1000 corpses.

shut the **** up. :).

Misawa
26-07-2008, 02:14 AM
Forgettable acting? If that was the case, why does it include one of the greatest scenes in the history of film whereby Robert Shaw ad-libs a story about the U.S.S. Indiannapolis that has sparked films and novels on just his words. The performances of the three protagonists is fantastic. Please, find a review somewhere that spits on JAWS as much as the three here have, hmm? It is a timeless classic and I am not going to be deterred by the opinions of three likeminded individuals who are outweighed so incredibly that it does not bear thinking about.

A remake of House Of 1000 Corpses. No thank you, dear. The stories are different, nor did I use Mr. Zombie for a source of inspiration.

FlyingJesus
26-07-2008, 02:17 AM
I hardly think I need find bad reviews of a film just because you can't actually come up with any points. My previous post more than overcame your prior one and all you reply with is a reference to a scene only cared about by people who believe film to be more about art than entertainment. You are yet to explain anything as I asked.

Misawa
26-07-2008, 02:22 AM
I simply do not need to. It's already set out. Just find it for yourself. I care not to elaborate when there is so much covering what I have already said in a more expansive form. You think it is garbage, when it is factually not. It is fact that it is a well-crafted masterpiece. The scale of you in compared to people who appreciate the timeless masterpiece would be the population of the Isle of Wight against China. And by the way, film is art.

What else is going to come out of your belligerent fingertips? Utterences that Gus Van Sent's Psycho is better than Hitchcock's? Perhaps that Uwe Boll is a genius? Hmm. I wouldn't be surprised.

FlyingJesus
26-07-2008, 02:25 AM
If you're going to give up on the technical front, at least explain your own personal train of thought on this matter I brought up earlier.


So let me get your final point straight: you're all for independance, originality and expression, yet you refuse to acknowledge that anyone who doesn't share your opinion could be justified? You even insult my sanity and intelligence based on the fact that I don't like a film. Pray do tell why one needs to "understand" film to have an opinion, or even how you come to the conclusion that I don't understand film in the first place.

Misawa
26-07-2008, 02:28 AM
The pin-pointed accusations of the film are insane. Need more I explain?

PaintYourTarget
26-07-2008, 02:30 AM
An opinion that a film is a masterpiece is not a fact. My Fine Art Tutor will insist that the Mona Lisa is a masterpiece yet I can sit an argue with her for hours about how I don't think it is. Same can be applied to anything and everything.

As a enjoyer of films (over badly quality streamed ones, but whatever), the only thing that matters is if the film is entertaining (which Jaws wasn't) and whether I'll consider watching it again (which I never have with Jaws). In my opinion, it is a terrible film.

FlyingJesus
26-07-2008, 02:32 AM
The pin-pointed accusations of the film are insane. Need more I explain?

Yes, clearly :S you haven't explained at all, you're just making personal attacks rather than saying anything at all educated or intelligent. Sure, your wording is smarter than "uR DUMB COs I THINK SO LOL" but it amounts to exactly the same thing

Misawa
26-07-2008, 02:36 AM
Ignorance. You do realise films aren't "Oh I've thought of this scene, film it, get it over with". Every shot, unless your Michael Bay, is carefully crafted to have meaning. Every frame in a film is telling a story that the dialogue cannot.

Stating the craft of a film is not opinion, it is fact. You do not understand if you disagree because you are too ignorant to do so. It is fact because everything is deliberate, everything is made so well, physically, aesthetically. Those who resort to "opinion" in a case of craft do not know the mechanics of film.

Perhaps you would like to carefully raise a point for every flaw that JAWS has if you want an explanatory answer, which I will give. And FlyingJesus, you live about 10 minutes away, perhaps I should handcuff you to a chair, sit you in front of a screen and teach you.

Axel
26-07-2008, 02:36 AM
Jaws is crap.

PaintYourTarget
26-07-2008, 02:40 AM
Ignorance. You do realise films aren't "Oh I've thought of this scene, film it, get it over with". Every shot, unless your Michael Bay, is carefully crafted to have meaning. Every frame in a film is telling a story that the dialogue cannot.
But Michael Bay films are entertaining.

And I want to watch films at face value for entertainment. Looking into every shot is too much like Year10 English, over analyzing it just isn't fun and kills it.

Misawa
26-07-2008, 02:42 AM
But Michael Bay films are entertaining.

And I want to watch films at face value for entertainment. Looking into every shot is too much like Year10 English, over analyzing it just isn't fun and kills it.

Michael Bay. Right. I fully understand now. I won't waste another second...

PaintYourTarget
26-07-2008, 02:45 AM
Michael Bay. Right. I fully understand now. I won't waste another second...
Smidd. says:
he likes the jeremy kyle show? :S
bethany is hated by msn, bad times. says:
and he claims he appreciates media?

'nuff said about you too, mate. But, say again say Hello to narrow mindedness! Hello!

Virgin Mary
26-07-2008, 02:45 AM
Saw is the only film I've watched and not liked, mainly cos I only watch films I like the sound of. I found it overrated and pretty dull, the whole copious amounts of blood and gory deaths neither appeals to nor scares me.

Misawa
26-07-2008, 02:47 AM
Smidd. says:
he likes the jeremy kyle show? :S
bethany is hated by msn, bad times. says:
and he claims he appreciates media?

'nuff said about you too, mate. But, say again say Hello to narrow mindedness! Hello!

No. I do not like The Jeremy Kyle Show. That is a ruse between my cousin and I. And I appreciate film. I don't watch a lot of TV. Thanks for talking about me on MSN and seemingly investigating my Facebook.

Axel
26-07-2008, 02:48 AM
Misawa, no one cares if you think Jaws is a master piece, that is why we as individuals have a thing called opnion. Most people judge films on entertainment value, I don't know anyone who would walk into a movie theater to go analyse a film's camera angles and all that crap... they go purely for entertainment value. And Jaws just doesn't do it for them.

Why do you think they make films like 'Meet the Spartans'? Because it entertains at least some people, yet it's far from a master piece.

FlyingJesus
26-07-2008, 02:51 AM
Ignorance. You do realise films aren't "Oh I've thought of this scene, film it, get it over with". Every shot, unless your Michael Bay, is carefully crafted to have meaning. Every frame in a film is telling a story that the dialogue cannot.

Stating the craft of a film is not opinion, it is fact. You do not understand if you disagree because you are too ignorant to do so. It is fact because everything is deliberate, everything is made so well, physically, aesthetically. Those who resort to "opinion" in a case of craft do not know the mechanics of film.

Perhaps you would like to carefully raise a point for every flaw that JAWS has if you want an explanatory answer, which I will give. And FlyingJesus, you live about 10 minutes away, perhaps I should handcuff you to a chair, sit you in front of a screen and teach you.

Oh dear. You seem to not be aware that there's a difference between something being well planned or well made and something actually being good. I could carefully plan a painting in which every brushstroke is deliberately coloured and placed to hold a certain meaning or emotion, and I could carry it out to perfection, but it might still be a crap painting. Conception and creation are not the only things that matter: response is also important. I'm not going to try arguing that the majority of people don't like Jaws because that would simply be a lie, but not taking up the majority view doesn't make my own opinion - and yes, it is opinion that matters, for the very reason I just explained - void.
You may notice I haven't once felt the need to insult you or your taste in itself as you have done to me. I've continued this as you have not only attempted to belittle me but are also mistaken in thinking that it is only the "mechanics" as you put it of a film that determines how good it is, even stating a disbelief that opinion has nothing to do with it whilst still trying to use the point of majority-vs-me against me.
I'm aware of where I live but no offence Westwood, but being handcuffed to a chair by you isn't high on my list of priorities, nor is being taught by someone who denies my right to an opinion on a film and still calls me ignorant.

DrLacero
26-07-2008, 02:55 AM
I am a bit of a movie buff myself but that does not mean my opinion on a film makes it true and neither does anyone else's opinion. Personally I was okay with Jaws, it kept me entertained on a few boring boxing days but it's certainly not the masterpiece you make it out to be.


Ignorance. You do realise films aren't "Oh I've thought of this scene, film it, get it over with". Every shot, unless your Michael Bay, is carefully crafted to have meaning. Every frame in a film is telling a story that the dialogue cannot.

I resent that. Have you seen all of Michael Bay's work? All 30 of his films? I think not and neither have I, but the Rock was entertaining and stands as one of my favourite films.

Misawa
26-07-2008, 02:59 AM
30? Michael Bay has directed under 10 films to the best of my knowledge.

DrLacero
26-07-2008, 03:02 AM
30? Michael Bay has directed under 10 films to the best of my knowledge.

I counted films he was the producer on too as you can always feel the Michael Bay in them :P

Misawa
26-07-2008, 03:05 AM
A handful of films and a plethora of rejected scripts.

DrLacero
26-07-2008, 03:16 AM
A handful of films and a plethora of rejected scripts.

As far as I can see he only had 1 rejected script and several dummy scripts for Transformers and The Island. Please tell me the rest :)

Edit: He also apparently had a rejected costume design for 'Iron Man'

Misawa
26-07-2008, 03:21 AM
As far as I can see he only had 1 rejected script and several dummy scripts for Transformers and The Island. Please tell me the rest :)

Edit: He also apparently had a rejected costume design for 'Iron Man'

He hasn't written any of his films. I was reading his The Dark Knight screenplay - it was horrendous.

J0SH
26-07-2008, 03:32 AM
Jaws was terrible, that's my opinion, Misawa I don't care if you're a mega Jaws fan boy, the effects and acting is terrible, one of the crappest and most boring horrors or film(s) of all time I've ever watched, even Telly tubbies is more entertaining.

Misawa
26-07-2008, 03:36 AM
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J0SH
26-07-2008, 03:41 AM
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Following like a flock of sheep.. Haha yes, I also am one of many who agree Jaws is crap.

Misawa
26-07-2008, 03:44 AM
Following like a flock of sheep.. Haha yes, I also am one of many who agree Jaws is crap.

One of 4.

J0SH
26-07-2008, 03:45 AM
man·y (mĕn'ē) pronunciation
adj., more (môr, mōr), most (mōst).

1. Being one of a large indefinite number; numerous: many a child; many another day.

Just a definition there for you, I'm sure if you Google "Jaws is crap" you'll find threads on other boards agreeing.

Misawa
26-07-2008, 03:53 AM
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26-07-2008, 05:31 AM
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le harry
26-07-2008, 07:45 AM
Transformers > Jaws.

Axel
26-07-2008, 10:57 AM
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What does that have to do with liking a certain film?

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26-07-2008, 11:04 AM
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As for the worst movie I've seen: Epic Movie. I was like "LOL" when I saw it, but then I was like "...What?" after it.

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26-07-2008, 11:45 AM
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Fez
26-07-2008, 03:39 PM
Jaws is great, not a masterpiece, but still great

iTech
26-07-2008, 03:43 PM
Since Coldplay removed my whole post. :rolleyes:

When it comes to which film is the worse/best it breaks into matter of opinion.
Some think JAWS is a masterpiece, others think it is absolutely terrible.

And I agree with Tom, there's a wide difference between planning and product. :P

As stated you could do something down to the smallest part to perfection yet it might still be absolutely crap.
----
Although this has turned into an arguement, just all of you shut up
and accept the fact - EVERYBODY HAS THEIR OWN OPINION.

Adam, you're very knowledgeable when it comes to cinematography, but you can't force your opinions into others. :P Some people might not like JAWS, but you think it's a master piece.


/RANT.

luce
26-07-2008, 03:47 PM
For me it's either Alone in the dark or the epic fail milk-the-cash-cow:

http://www.dvd1081009.com/images/Stuart%20Little%203.jpg

it's dredful but i wouldn't say the worst ever

SUPERhanna.
26-07-2008, 03:52 PM
The hulk, i actually nearly fell asleep!

iTech
26-07-2008, 03:59 PM
The hulk, i actually nearly fell asleep!

Wasn't the worst - just too deep of a storyline.
Your brain couldn't handle it.

But it's your opinion.

drama
26-07-2008, 04:08 PM
nor is being taught by someone who denies my right to an opinion on a film and still calls me ignorant.


ahh QFT.

and crossroads (the britney spears one) is probably worst film ever.

Virgin Mary
26-07-2008, 04:48 PM
Misawa if it makes you feel better I think Jaws is good, the characters just lack depth and it gets pretty boring when scenes aren't involving the shark because it can't have consistent suspense.

Misawa
26-07-2008, 04:55 PM
Suspense is felt from start to finish and the characters are extremely deep, developed by the fantastically written dialogue.

This generation obviously doesn't appreciate the legendary film. It doesn't rank right near the top on greatest horror films of all time, greatest films of all time, greatest quotes of all times, etc, etc for no reason.

stickwitu
26-07-2008, 06:07 PM
i like jaws but i wouldn't say it's the best film ever, it's a classic but it's not as good as you make it out to be.

bratz the movie was pretty awful.
not that i saw it or anything... :angel1:

samsaBEAR
26-07-2008, 11:53 PM
It's appeared to have died down now, but if this little arguments gets sparked of again, I WILL close this thread. Now let's all get on.

beth
27-07-2008, 12:10 AM
It's appeared to have died down now, but if this little arguments gets sparked of again, I WILL close this thread. Now let's all get on.
but jaws is dire. :)

samsaBEAR
27-07-2008, 12:15 AM
but jaws is dire. :)
Seriously!

I've never ever seen it, basically because the idea of a man eating shark just bores me

le harry
27-07-2008, 02:11 AM
Seriously!

I've never ever seen it, basically because the idea of a man eating shark just bores me
we're the new generation, we wont understand how legendary it really is of course!!!

Virgin Mary
27-07-2008, 03:07 AM
New generation? Yes, clearly the one year age gap presents a total cultural difference. I'm sorry I don't like Jaws and don't think it's the greatest thing ever. I'm afraid you're left with two options: deal with it or I kill you.

Scouse
27-07-2008, 12:35 PM
Planet Terror. Jesus. Maybe you didn't understand its purpose.

i understood it, i just didnt like it.

Neversoft
27-07-2008, 10:49 PM
I personally hate The Squid and the Whale. I would rather eat my own **** than watch that overrated piece of crap again.

Technologic
27-07-2008, 11:03 PM
Speed 2

PaintYourTarget
29-07-2008, 01:09 AM
Close it, let this thread die with the answer to the title being Jaws.

AndrewByrne
29-07-2008, 07:04 PM
Vanilla Sky! >;l

Roboevil
29-07-2008, 08:59 PM
2001 Space Odyssey, I don't care if anyone says that Stanley Kubrick is an awesome visionary ******* director, it was, single-handedly the most mundane and tedious film I've ever watched.

I think all Kubrick did was film 20 seconds of footage and then played it in slow-motion to last 3 hours.

Misawa
29-07-2008, 09:03 PM
Well, Kubrick is dead, but 2001 is a very good film.

untrustus
29-07-2008, 09:45 PM
speaking of jaws, isn't open water the weirdest thing ever? i can't work out whether it's bad or not. i was watching it for what seemed like 10 minutes, saw some boobs, saw some sharks and then it was over..

Roboevil
29-07-2008, 09:45 PM
Well, Kubrick is dead, but 2001 is a very good film.

It's a piece of ****.

Misawa
29-07-2008, 09:57 PM
Open Water is absolute garbage.

Coldplay
29-07-2008, 10:08 PM
Fully in 100% agreement with the above post.

Fehm
29-07-2008, 10:11 PM
My big fat greek wedding, grr boredom^^

Niall!
29-07-2008, 10:11 PM
Edited to save the thread: The Ring was a horrible movie

Misawa
29-07-2008, 10:15 PM
Edited to save the thread: The Ring was a horrible movie

The American two are, not the original.

Juch
29-07-2008, 10:28 PM
Be Kind Rewind or Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy as I had no clue what was going on..

DrLacero
29-07-2008, 10:42 PM
2001 Space Odyssey, I don't care if anyone says that Stanley Kubrick is an awesome visionary ******* director, it was, single-handedly the most mundane and tedious film I've ever watched.

I think all Kubrick did was film 20 seconds of footage and then played it in slow-motion to last 3 hours.

Wow that's appalling, 2001 and it's sequel were amazing pieces of cinema, most people don't understand it because it's an interpretive film not one held within a single plot. I'm actually in shock that anyone would suggest it.

Niall!
30-07-2008, 07:34 PM
Be Kind Rewind or Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy as I had no clue what was going on..

What? The Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy was one of my favourite films!

Technologic
30-07-2008, 07:56 PM
Be Kind Rewind or Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy as I had no clue what was going on..
D; the hitchhikers guide is one of my favourite films

iTech
30-07-2008, 08:13 PM
Starship Troopers 3.

Oh my God...

Ryan498
30-07-2008, 08:20 PM
The hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy, as it was just weird and confusing :S lol
And American Dreamz, it didnt feel like a movie lol and should have lasted longer. :(

Viruz
30-07-2008, 09:12 PM
Spanglish what more do i need to say?

Coldplay
30-07-2008, 09:38 PM
The hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy, as it was just weird and confusing :S lol
And American Dreamz, it didnt feel like a movie lol and should have lasted longer. :(


Be Kind Rewind or Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy as I had no clue what was going on..

You think it's a bad film because you didn't understand it? :S

Misawa
30-07-2008, 09:40 PM
Be Kind Rewind was a fun film paying homage to some of my all-time favourites.

Niall!
31-07-2008, 12:25 PM
Kung fu panda is bad. Really bad.

Neversoft
01-08-2008, 12:35 AM
Kung Fu Panda is brilliant.

Serious
01-08-2008, 12:58 AM
the blair witch project.

Bun
01-08-2008, 10:45 AM
it's all down to opinion, i personally think jaws is a classic. however i respect everybody's view on it, to a certain extent.


in my opinion, i didn't like click as i found it boring.

Crimson
02-08-2008, 10:41 AM
Care-bear hug to Misawa tbh.

Anyway.. off the Jaws crap now;

The worse film i've seen has got to be Epic Movie.. Went to see it in the cinema and was such a waste of money..

g
02-08-2008, 12:07 PM
wall-e so *REMOVED* boring.

Edit by Coldplay (Forum Moderator); Please do not avoid the forum filter.

Bun
02-08-2008, 05:19 PM
I'm going to change mine to Be Kind Rewind. Rented it with a few mates last night and it was the worst, not funny comedy, I have ever seen in my life.

Jam
06-08-2008, 09:27 PM
Open Water, unknown cast, horendous camera, and is boring as heck.

Fez
06-08-2008, 09:33 PM
I'm going to change mine to Be Kind Rewind. Rented it with a few mates last night and it was the worst, not funny comedy, I have ever seen in my life.
That film is.... fun... not the worst, but not the best.

Misawa
06-08-2008, 09:34 PM
That film is.... fun... not the worst, but not the best.

Fun, and homage to classics. You will only fully appreciate it if you have seen every film that is referenced.

PaintYourTarget
06-08-2008, 09:37 PM
Starship Troopers 3.

Oh my God...
That actually existed? Bloody hell. I thought 2 was bad... but the original film was great, I loved it.

Redacted
06-08-2008, 09:43 PM
EPIC MOVIE = EPIC FAIL.

Misawa
06-08-2008, 09:44 PM
That actually existed? Bloody hell. I thought 2 was bad... but the original film was great, I loved it.

About to be released in USA, straight-to-DVD.

iTech
06-08-2008, 09:49 PM
That actually existed? Bloody hell. I thought 2 was bad... but the original film was great, I loved it.

2 seems like Heaven compared to this one...

JoeyK.
06-08-2008, 11:27 PM
The Grudge.

Holofoil
06-08-2008, 11:28 PM
My previous post more than overcame your prior one and all you reply with is a reference to a scene only cared about by people who believe film to be more about art than entertainment.

^
Important point here is, it depends what film means to you, art or entertainment or whatever. This is just a matter over entertainment. Not many people here would understand the art side of it, and that's what alot of the greatest films are. Not many people in this generation understand what's actually so great about the greatest movies. As for what they teach in media studies these days... bloody hell.

That wasn't directed at u FJ btw

Quirx
07-08-2008, 07:14 PM
Omg there's so many :S
Meet the Spartans was pretty bad.
Also Catwoman and Basic Instinct 2

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