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BoomItsClowgon
27-08-2009, 10:05 AM
A DAD last night blasted a sweet firm over fruity characters on wrappers who look like they are having sex.

Haribo's MAOAM sour candy uses illustrations of lemons, limes and cherries.



But Simon Simpkins was shocked at the "porno" poses when he bought the sweets for his kids Benjamin and Ofelia.


Mr Simpkins of Pontefract, West Yorks, said: "The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter. The lime, who I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face.
"I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park."


Haribo said the "fun" packaging was introduced in Germany in 2002. They added: "The jovial MAOAM man is very popular with fans, both young and old."

God what are people like these days.. looks like anyone will do anything to bag themselves "5 seconds of fame" Ye like the children are really going to be interested looking at the cover of the wrapper. :rolleyes:


http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00874/maommain_874487a.jpg


http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00875/SNN2731BB_682_875583a.jpg

They are quite funny though (Sweet wrappers) espesh the last one :badgrin:

I've bought these sweets loads of time but i haven't really been interested with the pictures at the front and i certainly didn't see them out to be with what this crazy couple have put.

J0SH
27-08-2009, 10:08 AM
Haha, doesn't look like sex at all. I don't know what sex that guy has had with his wife.

e5
27-08-2009, 10:09 AM
As people look at the wrappers? They want the sweets:L

GommeInc
27-08-2009, 11:28 AM
As if the kids would know what is going on anyway :/ Heck, in Holland, Burger King have the freakiest Burger King trap paper, showing female pickles showing off their boobs, and an onion in an airport being full cavity searched, with pornography magazines on the floor called "PLAY VEG" and "WET VEG".

efq
27-08-2009, 11:38 AM
Big whoop even if it was showing porn acts, a kid walks into a shop and looks at the top shelf of the magazines there gonna see porn.

Feep
27-08-2009, 11:39 AM
http://frankensteinsninja.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/simpson-ribwich.jpg

Browney
27-08-2009, 05:42 PM
I said this agesss ago.

Black_Apalachi
27-08-2009, 07:10 PM
Why haven't I spotted that before?! :P

LoveToStack
27-08-2009, 07:55 PM
Haha, doesn't look like sex at all. I don't know what sex that guy has had with his wife.

Missionary or **** probably.

Johno
27-08-2009, 08:23 PM
I noticed this before haha, not exactly a big deal, I doubt most kids would even think of it in that way!

AlexOC
27-08-2009, 10:07 PM
my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.


Softarse

GommeInc
28-08-2009, 12:46 AM
my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.


Softarse
So when they conceived their child she had to have a bag of ice downstairs and a paper bag on her head, to hide her from impure thoughts? When the baby was born she probably had to be knocked out or told to scream and look out the window.

She should of been shot the moment she sat down to be honest :/ Silly moo. If she gets distressed by that, she'll get distressed by a cat falling down a set of stairs and landing at the bottom totally fine, but the shock of seeing it was just far too distressing. Seriously, milk your human stupidity why don't you? :S

Hushie
28-08-2009, 01:31 AM
omg i laughed so hard at the cherry one.
but srsly why did he shout at the shop manager?

Cwmbran
28-08-2009, 01:49 AM
Christians... tutut.

Slowpoke
28-08-2009, 03:28 AM
It does look quite rude but I'd have never noticed it unless I'd read this. If it is as bad as the couple are saying then it would have definitely been noticed before now. I hope they don't change it. :)

-Heart
28-08-2009, 04:26 AM
ALERT THE CHURCH ELDERS!

Shinigami
02-09-2009, 06:01 PM
I said this agesss ago.

same lol, he does have a point but i think its funny

Describe
02-09-2009, 07:47 PM
What kind of sex has he been experiencing?

StefanWolves
02-09-2009, 10:01 PM
What kind of sex has he been experiencing?

**** knows.

Gullable
02-09-2009, 11:19 PM
sicko.
his kids must know alot then eh:S

Geraint
03-09-2009, 12:45 AM
stupid petty *******. anything for five minutes of fame.

Firehorse
03-09-2009, 11:51 AM
That guy must have a dirty mind! How on earth can you picture porno on a sweet wrapper if you don't think about it? lol

Jack.Lfc
03-09-2009, 02:00 PM
Some people need to get a grip.

Nicola
03-09-2009, 05:15 PM
Lmao, that's hilarious!
Like seriously, who looks at the wrapper anyway :S

superstar911
03-09-2009, 08:20 PM
my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.


Softarse

If she finds that distressing she should probably stay away from her husbands browsing history lmao.

This is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. People complain far too often nowadays. What the hell does he want the store manager to do about it anyways? Pathetic.

Anyway off-topic, I'm in the mood for maoams now.

ItsDave
03-09-2009, 09:05 PM
Thats one of the funniest stories I've read all week. +REP

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