Equality for underwear: finally.

[Homosexual]

LEFT-HANDED PANTS GO ON SALE!


For the first time in the world's brief history, left-handed lads will be able to break the seal with optimum convenience.

The trunks by Hom will have an opening slit made horizontally at the top of the gusset, instead of to the right.

Breaking this 75-year tradition, allows crucial seconds to be knocked off a wee trip to the loo.

Staff at the department store where the revolutionary pants will be sold, say the new invention will save left-handed boys an embarrassing bathroom fumble.

Rob Faucherand, Head of Men’s Accessories Buying at Debenhams, said: “In our view this is a vital step toward equality for left handed men.

“We see no reason why an accident of birth should dictate the type of underpants you can wear for the rest of your life.”

Almost 10 per cent of the male population – over three million men – are thought to be left-handed.

The unfortunate few are forced to reach much further into their pants and have to perform a ‘Z’ shaped manoeuvre through two 180 degree angles before they can even achieve the result that right-handed men perform with ease.

In many cases this can deprive them of the firmer support offered by trunks which are the garment of choice for active, sporty men.

Rob added: “Switching the opening from vertical to horizontal may sound like a small step, but it’s the major breakthrough that many have been waiting for.”

FINALLY! I hate bending my hand to go to the toilet. FINALLY I can go to the toilet quicker than before :eusa_whis

[samsaBEAR]

“We see no reason why an accident of birth should dictate the type of underpants you can wear for the rest of your life.”

i lol'd

[Homosexual]

I thought it was rude :D

[MrGazet]

lol i found that quite funny but hey i feel happy for those lefties :P

[Caution]

Nah, that's just weird.

[DJ-Ains.T]

lol, righty here, but ye have a nice wee.

[Homosexual]

i will do :)

[LoveToStack]

Fortunately my right hand functions normally so I've never had any problem in this area, despite being left handed.

[Black_Apalachi]

Fortunately my right hand functions normally so I've never had any problem in this area, despite being left handed.

I was going to say, are left-handed people unable to use their right hand for any purpose?

[Homosexual]

Robald, both hands can be used for anything, it is just easier with the left.

I had problems with my right hand because I never use it.

[Meanies]

loool i read this in the paper today and found it rather amusing :P

[Toughened]

Ooo all that effort to bend your hand round LOL.

Made me lol this did.

[Immenseman]

lmao, i'm sure people who are left-handed are so happy.

[Frodo13.]

Phaa, I just flop it over the top.

[Alkaz]

I saw that in the paper a few days ago, I think its silly lmao. I dont know anyone who uses it anyway.

[Xoim]

Just take a little more effort.
I don't understand why Lefties get special underwear... :L

[Homosexual]

To help us pee :)

Imagine you've just drunk a yard of ale, you need a pee and you accidentally wet yourself because you can't get it out fast enough.

[JACKTARD]

could just pull the front of underwear down instead :P

[Homosexual]

But that'd on vital seconds.. :D

[Xoim]

I can see your dilemma there!
Lolz

Will good for the lefties :]]

[FlyingJesus]

How small do you have to be to have a problem getting it out of your boxers lol, **** are generally pretty easy to grab

[Homosexual]

Yeah, I agree flying: I'm surprised your not having troubles then.

Basically, left handeds tend to use their left hand for everything important: it feels weird using my right hand to do anything to myself, e.g. weeing, wan.. yeah.

[FlyingJesus]

Dude use your right it makes browsing much easier (with your left free to use the mouse) and because there's less control it feels almost like it's someone else

Talking about taking a wazz of course, I always use the internet while on the toilet..

[Homosexual]

My mouse is custom made for me, since I'm left handed.

About taking a wazz, I just think of you ;)

[Oleh]

i have 2 buttons on my boxers and open one ready in morning and just unzip trousers and flop it out, then relax

Left handeds should listen to me

[Homosexual]

Meh, it's great news for me :)

[GommeInc]

People USE that area o.O I'd imagine it would be very unhygienic. You have to yank it out, then tuck it back in *shudder*

[Blinger1]

I always use that **** area thing.. its so much easier, you can let it hang if you are drinking at the same time :rolleyes:

[Homosexual]

I can't believe a conversation about equality turned into a conversation about penises.

[luce]

what about us females :@

grats to all your leftys though :)

[Homosexual]

You just pull em down!

[luce]

You just pull em down!

WASTES VALUABLE PEEING SECONDS :D!!

[Alkaz]

Actually it takes less time to pull em down and let it fall out on its own than it is for you to find the hole and try and get it out lmao.

[Nli.]

Accident at Birth? It's not like we're vultures or anything.

[GommeInc]

Actually it takes less time to pull em down and let it fall out on its own than it is for you to find the hole and try and get it out lmao.
What he said :P It's easier just to pull them down than to put a grubby little hand in to yank it out and do the business, and for the size-impaired, finding it may prove difficult.

[Metric1]

IF YOUR SIZE IMPAIRED YOU SHOULD SIT DOWN, LIKE A GIRL.

[Jordy]

Although I'm right-handed I'm tempted to get some just for the challenge. I can then feel I've accomplished something everytime I take a piss.

[Starburst..x]

LEFT-HANDED PANTS GO ON SALE!

“We see no reason why an accident of birth should dictate the type of underpants you can wear for the rest of your life.”

"The unfortunate few"



I'm sorry, last time I checked I was left handed NOT a complete mong...

[Suspective]

just stick to the normal ones

[Homosexual]

I'm sorry, last time I checked I was left handed NOT a complete mong...

I copied and pasted it from OK Magazine :)

[Starburst..x]

I copied and pasted it from OK Magazine :)

Sorry I wasn't aiming that at you lol :D, I was just speaking generally as it annoys me that there is still a stigma around being left-handed!
It's like when people turn around to you and go "Omg, your left handed!!" and its just like :eusa_clap well someone's on the ball today!

[Homosexual]

Ha, I have to agree. People in my class still ask "are you really left handed?" after four years. *facepalm*

[Gullable]

is this a good idea or pants?:)

[Laggings]

Finally, Left-Handers can grip their male-tool, while wearing underwear, without any discomfort or problems!

I lol'd irl at this thread! :P

[Homosexual]

is this a good idea or pants?:)

LOL! :)