Equality for underwear: finally.

[Homosexual]

LEFT-HANDED PANTS GO ON SALE!


For the first time in the world's brief history, left-handed lads will be able to break the seal with optimum convenience.

The trunks by Hom will have an opening slit made horizontally at the top of the gusset, instead of to the right.

Breaking this 75-year tradition, allows crucial seconds to be knocked off a wee trip to the loo.

Staff at the department store where the revolutionary pants will be sold, say the new invention will save left-handed boys an embarrassing bathroom fumble.

Rob Faucherand, Head of Men’s Accessories Buying at Debenhams, said: “In our view this is a vital step toward equality for left handed men.

“We see no reason why an accident of birth should dictate the type of underpants you can wear for the rest of your life.”

Almost 10 per cent of the male population – over three million men – are thought to be left-handed.

The unfortunate few are forced to reach much further into their pants and have to perform a ‘Z’ shaped manoeuvre through two 180 degree angles before they can even achieve the result that right-handed men perform with ease.

In many cases this can deprive them of the firmer support offered by trunks which are the garment of choice for active, sporty men.

Rob added: “Switching the opening from vertical to horizontal may sound like a small step, but it’s the major breakthrough that many have been waiting for.”

FINALLY! I hate bending my hand to go to the toilet. FINALLY I can go to the toilet quicker than before :eusa_whis

[samsaBEAR]

“We see no reason why an accident of birth should dictate the type of underpants you can wear for the rest of your life.”

i lol'd

[Homosexual]

I thought it was rude

[MrGazet]

lol i found that quite funny but hey i feel happy for those lefties

[Caution]

Nah, that's just weird.

[DJ-Ains.T]

lol, righty here, but ye have a nice wee.

[Homosexual]

i will do

[LoveToStack]

Fortunately my right hand functions normally so I've never had any problem in this area, despite being left handed.

[Black_Apalachi]

Fortunately my right hand functions normally so I've never had any problem in this area, despite being left handed.

I was going to say, are left-handed people unable to use their right hand for any purpose?

[Homosexual]

Robald, both hands can be used for anything, it is just easier with the left.

I had problems with my right hand because I never use it.