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United-Clowgon
23-03-2010, 07:57 PM
DON'T WORRY LIVERPOOL FANS - RAFA HAS GUARANTEED A TOP FOUR FINISH!

Rafael Benitez, the illustrious Liverpool manager who has led the club with the greatest fans in the world to unprecedented European and domestic success, has moved to reassure fans.

Fresh from another league defeat, Benitez insisted that Liverpool will be taking the fourth spot in the Premier League and, crucially, qualify for the Champions League 2010/11. Benitez has put his reputation on the line and GUARANTEED that Liverpool will get the fourth spot!

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MORE AMAZING GUARANTEES

As well as confirming that Liverpool will be playing in the Champions League next season (UEFA now have the paperwork in hand), fans can also take heart from his other claims, all stamped with indelible mark of the Bentitez Guarantee!

Next season promises even more than ever, Liverpool fans, with the impending move into the new stadium and also the start of the preparations to celebrate our 2014 victory in the biggest tournament in football - the World Cup!

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PROVEN TRACK-RECORD

Of course, such guarantees of grandeur wouldn't be worth the paper they are written on unless you can back them up.

Over the years Rafa has made all sorts of guarantees, and, as we look back over his most famous pledges, Liverpool fans can rest easy that everything is going exactly as planned, and that Rafa knows exactly what he is doing.

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NEXT SEASON

Liverpool are in the Champions League next year, and that's a FACT!

Crack open the Champagne now, and lets celebrate another successful record breaking season!

You Liverpool fans are nothing but Clowns.





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JackBuddy
23-03-2010, 08:45 PM
Ok, so you made a thread about Liverpool yesterday which clearly failed so you thought you'd try again by posting **** nicked off of a forum?

If only I could find that quote of you saying that Eric Djemba-Djemba was amazing.

StefanWolves
23-03-2010, 08:59 PM
Omg I laughed at this so much, I then showed my dad and he laughed too, +rep best thread you have ever made :P

United-Clowgon
23-03-2010, 09:03 PM
Ok, so you made a thread about Liverpool yesterday which clearly failed so you thought you'd try again by posting **** nicked off of a forum?

If only I could find that quote of you saying that Eric Djemba-Djemba was amazing.

boohooo.


Omg I laughed at this so much, I then showed my dad and he laughed too, +rep best thread you have ever made :P

Hehe :P

luce
23-03-2010, 09:39 PM
that was probably the most worth while thing you have ever done. ever. (not insulting you this is seriously great) I actually laughed a bit at some of the photos :)!

-:Undertaker:-
23-03-2010, 10:00 PM
I'm behind Rafa 100%, I dont know much about Football but I know the worst thing you can do it keep replacing managers.

Jibbish
23-03-2010, 10:34 PM
its nice but you seem to love liverpool

Jack.Lfc
23-03-2010, 10:46 PM
When he goes you will be saying how much we miss him.

&

as for the rest of you, carry on reading the **** in newspapers.

Jack.Lfc
23-03-2010, 11:08 PM
Funny how he guarantee's one thing and all that comes from it, just shows the manc's obsession. As for that fans one, i'd be ashamed if we had fans like you.

Atleast us Liverpool fans go the game, we have had it quite hard this year, but still we take over manchester having the mancs ******** themselves outside there own stadium. But yeh where clowns.

Atleast most are actually scouse

Mexel
23-03-2010, 11:25 PM
I still believe in a 4th posistion finish for Liverpool.

Jack.Lfc
23-03-2010, 11:28 PM
Until we go to your place and lose ;)

Looking forward to going there probs be my last away of the season.

Mexel
23-03-2010, 11:41 PM
I cannot remember the last time Liverpool beat us in the league lol thinks it being 7 or 9 league games

Shame about our cup record against you ha.

Black_Apalachi
24-03-2010, 08:25 AM
Mate, if we got relegated you'd still be talking about us all next season. OBSESSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you expect from a manager anyway? 'HEY EVERYBODY, WE'RE NOT GOING TO GET 4TH PLACE THIS SEASON, OK?' Yeah cos that's how you go about achieving goals. As for our fans... HAHAHAHAAHA I WOULD COMMIT SUICIDE RATHER THAN BE LIKE A SALFORD UNITED FAN!!!!!!! It's quite clear we have the best fans in Europe.

Jack.Lfc
24-03-2010, 04:17 PM
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Browney
24-03-2010, 05:11 PM
It's quite clear we have the best fans in Europe.

OH NO. PLEASE DONT TELL ME YOU JUST-. YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY-. THAT'S EMBARRASSING.

Adamm
24-03-2010, 06:16 PM
When he goes you will be saying how much we miss him.

&

as for the rest of you, carry on reading the **** in newspapers.
sorry to tell you but the guaretee came from the goat(ee)'s mouth.

Adamm
24-03-2010, 06:17 PM
It's quite clear we have the best fans in Europe.
I take it you've never been to Turkey.

English fans aren't even a scratch on Turkey's.



Edited by Catzsy (Forum Moderator): Please do not double post within the 15 minute editing time.

Jack.Lfc
24-03-2010, 06:25 PM
I didnt say it didnt come from his mouth. What i mean is the media has it in for him.

Madrid will come calling in the summer, watch him win everything with them.

Adamm
24-03-2010, 06:29 PM
I didnt say it didnt come from his mouth. What i mean is the media has it in for him.

Madrid will come calling in the summer, watch him win everything with them.
It's not exactly hard.

That's what she said.

Jack.Lfc
24-03-2010, 06:43 PM
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Andeeh
24-03-2010, 08:45 PM
ngog scoring against man u, shameful

Black_Apalachi
24-03-2010, 11:42 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA can't believe nobody is disputing the fact we have the best fans other than one place in Europe!!! Nice to know you agree we at least have the best in the prem then :)

Browney
25-03-2010, 03:41 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA can't believe nobody is disputing the fact we have the best fans other than one place in Europe!!! Nice to know you agree we at least have the best in the prem then :)

That's because I didn't know where to start. Stoke have better fans. They turn up, week in week out and watch that tripe they call football, and still create a killer atmosphere.

Black_Apalachi
25-03-2010, 05:48 PM
That's because I didn't know where to start. Stoke have better fans. They turn up, week in week out and watch that tripe they call football, and still create a killer atmosphere.

Yeah cos we don't do that do we

Mexel
26-03-2010, 03:06 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA can't believe nobody is disputing the fact we have the best fans other than one place in Europe!!! Nice to know you agree we at least have the best in the prem then :)

You have not, Liverpool are my 2nd team in the prem but not going to back that. Liverpool were out sung by less that 2000 of us at Anfield. Loudest away fans i have seen this season is Wolves or United. And out of the aways i have being to this season Nottingham Forest were probably the loudest. All i seen at Stoke was a load of stupid chavs trying to shout abuse at us. Man Utds home support is quite possibly the worst thing i have seen for the amount of people there.

Jack.Lfc
26-03-2010, 03:48 PM
Stoke.

luce
26-03-2010, 04:58 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA can't believe nobody is disputing the fact we have the best fans other than one place in Europe!!! Nice to know you agree we at least have the best in the prem then :)

i think it's because no one gives a **** it's all personal opinion and what you class as the best fans. United get 75,000 weekly ever if we played oldham athletic.

Mexel
26-03-2010, 05:12 PM
i think it's because no one gives a **** it's all personal opinion and what you class as the best fans. United get 75,000 weekly ever if we played oldham athletic.

Thats wierd, you only had 50,000'n summet against Wolves earlier in the season.

FlyingJesus
26-03-2010, 05:38 PM
What do you expect from a manager anyway? 'HEY EVERYBODY, WE'RE NOT GOING TO GET 4TH PLACE THIS SEASON, OK?' Yeah cos that's how you go about achieving goals.

Should have used that old Mourinho line about how even if we lose we win, best logic ever


Stoke have better fans. They turn up

Mental the lot of them

Jack.Lfc
26-03-2010, 06:18 PM
i think it's because no one gives a **** it's all personal opinion and what you class as the best fans. United get 75,000 weekly ever if we played oldham athletic.

Ad say around 50,000 are tourists.

Mexel
26-03-2010, 06:24 PM
Ad say around 50,000 are tourists.

They can get 75000 against Wolves, but only 50000 against Oldham Athletic.

CONFUSED.

Jack.Lfc
26-03-2010, 06:41 PM
You have confused me now :'(

Mexel
26-03-2010, 06:44 PM
You have confused me now :'(

Haha. She said that Man Utd ge 75,000 no matter what, even if they were play Oldham, but they played Wolves in the cup earlier in the season and only just hit 50,000.

Browney
26-03-2010, 07:21 PM
Mental the lot of them

In fact, in that quote Stoke fans still sound better than Wigan fans...

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Mexel
26-03-2010, 07:31 PM
Haha that was the cup was'nt it?

Browney
26-03-2010, 08:10 PM
Yeah, even though I searched for "DW empty stadium matchday" and got pictures of your end at the SOL. ;)

Mexel
26-03-2010, 08:12 PM
Haaaaaaaaaaa. '249 loyal supporters - we were there' is the name of the photo album on facebook haha.

Jack.Lfc
26-03-2010, 09:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11MQnQ8QjJs

Jibbish
26-03-2010, 09:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11MQnQ8QjJs
was that the game with the goal that never was?

Jack.Lfc
26-03-2010, 09:29 PM
It was the game where cech should have also been sent off

StefanWolves
28-03-2010, 02:36 PM
jack im sorry but your support at molineux was pathetic, everton fans were by far better. loudest fans i have seen this season = everton/wham

Black_Apalachi
29-03-2010, 12:36 AM
You have not, Liverpool are my 2nd team in the prem but not going to back that. Liverpool were out sung by less that 2000 of us at Anfield. Loudest away fans i have seen this season is Wolves or United. And out of the aways i have being to this season Nottingham Forest were probably the loudest. All i seen at Stoke was a load of stupid chavs trying to shout abuse at us. Man Utds home support is quite possibly the worst thing i have seen for the amount of people there.

Hahaha we all know about the pessimism Birmingham fans are renowned for :P

Jack.Lfc
29-03-2010, 12:42 PM
only sing for the big clubs

Joe Hart will see the Liverpool fans in good voice.

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