In Rafa we trust

[United-Clowgon]

DON'T WORRY LIVERPOOL FANS - RAFA HAS GUARANTEED A TOP FOUR FINISH!

Rafael Benitez, the illustrious Liverpool manager who has led the club with the greatest fans in the world to unprecedented European and domestic success, has moved to reassure fans.

Fresh from another league defeat, Benitez insisted that Liverpool will be taking the fourth spot in the Premier League and, crucially, qualify for the Champions League 2010/11. Benitez has put his reputation on the line and GUARANTEED that Liverpool will get the fourth spot!




MORE AMAZING GUARANTEES

As well as confirming that Liverpool will be playing in the Champions League next season (UEFA now have the paperwork in hand), fans can also take heart from his other claims, all stamped with indelible mark of the Bentitez Guarantee!

Next season promises even more than ever, Liverpool fans, with the impending move into the new stadium and also the start of the preparations to celebrate our 2014 victory in the biggest tournament in football - the World Cup!










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Of course, such guarantees of grandeur wouldn't be worth the paper they are written on unless you can back them up.

Over the years Rafa has made all sorts of guarantees, and, as we look back over his most famous pledges, Liverpool fans can rest easy that everything is going exactly as planned, and that Rafa knows exactly what he is doing.











NEXT SEASON

Liverpool are in the Champions League next year, and that's a FACT!

Crack open the Champagne now, and lets celebrate another successful record breaking season!

You Liverpool fans are nothing but Clowns.

[JackBuddy]

Ok, so you made a thread about Liverpool yesterday which clearly failed so you thought you'd try again by posting **** nicked off of a forum?

If only I could find that quote of you saying that Eric Djemba-Djemba was amazing.

[StefanWolves]

Omg I laughed at this so much, I then showed my dad and he laughed too, +rep best thread you have ever made

[United-Clowgon]

Ok, so you made a thread about Liverpool yesterday which clearly failed so you thought you'd try again by posting **** nicked off of a forum?

If only I could find that quote of you saying that Eric Djemba-Djemba was amazing.

boohooo.

Omg I laughed at this so much, I then showed my dad and he laughed too, +rep best thread you have ever made

Hehe

[luce]

that was probably the most worth while thing you have ever done. ever. (not insulting you this is seriously great) I actually laughed a bit at some of the photos !

[-:Undertaker:-]

I'm behind Rafa 100%, I dont know much about Football but I know the worst thing you can do it keep replacing managers.

[Jibbish]

its nice but you seem to love liverpool

[Jack.Lfc]

When he goes you will be saying how much we miss him.

&

as for the rest of you, carry on reading the **** in newspapers.

[Jack.Lfc]

Funny how he guarantee's one thing and all that comes from it, just shows the manc's obsession. As for that fans one, i'd be ashamed if we had fans like you.

Atleast us Liverpool fans go the game, we have had it quite hard this year, but still we take over manchester having the mancs ******** themselves outside there own stadium. But yeh where clowns.

Atleast most are actually scouse

[Mexel]

I still believe in a 4th posistion finish for Liverpool.