Urban Dictionary your name :D

[Conservative,]

Yeah lol - www.urbandictionary.com

Here are mine:


A very nice man who likes to steal obese children from their homes at night, then making them lose weight before returning them back to their parents. Usually unscathed.
"Dude, Billy Jean got robbied last night."
"About time, he was such a fat ass. Hopefully he'll be able to move without needing that forklift when he gets back."


man with abs of steel. Not only is he too sexy for his clothes, but he's smart as hell too. You would want to feel him up. Even if your a guy. ESPECIALLY if your a guy. He's so attractive, he turns straight men gay. Unfortunately, his heart belongs to nobody.


cool, extremely smart stoner boy who always skips school, and is high 24/7. If he actually is in school, the only thing he will ever do if tests and quizes. He doesn't take notes, and he can get 80% and higher. Don't you wish you were him??
Dont bug robbie, or bother doing it, he will respond negatively to you.
Hes the kid who will start to smoke it up in the shop room anc blow it through the vent. Now thats smart!!
Robbie is an awesome kid. He works hard for his money, but spends his money on weed and alcohol. Robbie has siblings who either join his act of crime, or go against him and rattle tattle on him.
Robbie is the kind of guy who everyone knows he's a lil druggie, but everyone L-O-V-E-S him! Go robbie!

[Mathew]

Matt

ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.


Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing


Sounds good enough to me.

[Neversoft]

1. Christopher
Maybe when you first meet a Christopher they'll seem like a jerk, and hurt you emotionally multiple times, or possible make the lamest jokes but one day he'll make up for it all, the best he can. Christophers will eventually realize the love that they've stored in a safe place for you. Christophers usually have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most seductive voice. They're someone you wouldn't mind spending the rest of your entire life with. They have a tendancy to spend more time thinking of what to do for someone else than themselves. Christophers love adventure, new things, something to get their blood rushing and heart pounding. I love my Christopher, forever and always. That soldier, he keeps me sane.
Take a deeper look at your Christopher before you let go, he might be the best thing that will ever happen to you.

It's all true.

[Rozi]

1. Rosie
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The beautiful one.
How Rosie she looks.


2. Rosie
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a person who makes you laugh
you a real ROsie


3. Rosie
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mini unexpected ******
yo she pulled a rosie

Pretty cool eh

[j0rd]

Jordan 4283 up, 2263 down
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A different word for very large penis
Bob has a jordan, and i like to ride it all night long


jordan 2679 up, 1082 down
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the hottest guy you can ever meet, hes hot, fine, and everything a girl can ask for. HES PERFECT!
"that guy is fine!."
"he must be a jordan."


Jordan 2087 up, 610 down
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A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. A Jordan is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.
A Jordan usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Jordan.
A jordan can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Jordan can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.
I digress explaining a Jordan any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A jordan.
Woman A: Hey do you see that hot guy walking this way?
Woman B: OMG he just checked you out.
Woman A: Umm I think I'm pregnant.
Woman B: Wow I think that was a Jordan. Your such a *****.
All sounds valid to me

[Conservative,]

Mine are all correct Js. LOL @ the descriptions for Jordan :L!!

[Callum.]

A Guy who has such a way with words that some people believe almost anything he says.

I'll take that.

[Nemo]

All of them are " a girl who.." pfft.

I refuse to post it!

[Minstrels]

ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing



An attractive, smooth-talking, charming young man. When you’re with him, he makes you feel like a princess; when you’re not, you know he is making another girl feel the same and not even thinking of you.


Becky- 'i dont understand, we had so much fun last week! why hasnt he called?!?'
Jessica- 'i told you that guy was a matt. you should have listened to me!'



@Mathew, in your name you have one t... you can't go editing it when you like! Here's your real one bud -




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A pretty annoying bloke who just keeps on bugging the crap out of you - sum it all up - someone who is a HUGE pain in the arse
Seriously mate, stop being a Mat!!!




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A short, flat person that hangs out on your door step.

[Mathew]

@Mathew, in your name you have one t... you can't go editing it when you like! Here's your real one bud -
Oh I see what they did with the second one. Witty.

Nontheless, I am a smooth talking, eternal sex God.. :rolleyes:

[buttons]

29. Jennifer 78 up, 606 down
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the ultimate fun sponge that can drive any reasonable human being to suicide. Manages to kill the conversation with a whiff of her death breath and uses the commonly known phrase of "well actually". Seems to believe she is better than most other people when actually she isnt. Imagine a piece of craboard with a moustache and a few more spots and well you get the picture.... much love :)
J= "well actually if you use your elbow theres a 50% chance you will..."
Everyone else = no jennifer shut the **** up :)


"well actually" is my catchphrase irl

23. Jennifer 16 up, 43 down
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A lesbian boyfriend.
Annie: "My boyfriend is Lesbian."
Karl: "You're totally dating a Jennifer."

[Special]

To engage in sexual activity in a natural area of water (ie. pond, river, lake, or ocean).

LMFAO

[matt$]

Matt

ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.


Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing

tht.

[,Lexiilu]

a hot sexy girl that can get every guy she wants, also the love of most guys life and a girl that can change you life forever
sexy lexi, hot body and nice ass!



Lexi is hot, fun and attractive. Males become obsessed with her charm and she never fails to get what she wants. Lexi is carefree and wild, while maintaining a sophisticated image. Lexi is known for being a good girl with a crazy side. Lexi always has a great body and loves attention.
Lexi looks so good today, have you seen her?
Lexi has the nicest ass!



lexi is a great mate, she's cute, cuddly n funny to b around!
if ya c sum1 sexc, shes sure ta b a lexi!!



A very kind and loving person. Sexyy as hell and wanted by many but the thing is she's waiting for one. She's someone that always deserves a second chance because she's worth it. Don't let her go because once she's gone, your ganna want her back. Lexi will change your life forever, she's the type of girl you spend the rest of your life with.
Lexiis smexxii



A really amazing girl who is smart, funny, and beautiful. Lexi is the kind of girl every guy wants, and when you have her, you never want to let go. Sometimes known to be a little on the short side, Lexi is most likely the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Lexi's are also known to be very talented, and succeed in everything they do. If you meet a Lexi, don't let her get away, ever.
Lexi is really beautiful.



artistic fun and loving girl.loves nature and has cool hair.
is often mistaken for an emo even though she is just plain artistic and different and loves to stand out. looks like a hippie and loves people who are cool with being themselves. likes to eat alot but for some reason doesnt get fat... has a weak heart. falls too easily and is often confused about love.
damn, she eats like a lexi!


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Lexi's also posses helpful and healing hugging abilities and can dispense the cutest (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cutest) smiles :)
"OMG look at that girl SHOP! Bet she's a Lexi! Oh nice shoes too!"


they hit the nail on the head lol
i bolded my fave xo

[Calvin]

Calvin: sheer delight. he is amazing. A boy of wonder. a boy who posesses; cunning, tact, looks, and insight. alot of people would say that calvin is vain, stuck-up and selfish. in reality these people are nothing but jelous fools. Calvin's best friend is a girl of extreme wonder ashton (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ashton).
"calvin! wow he's so amazing, there are no words to describe his awsomeness!!"
I'm awesome.

[Minstrels]

Oh I see what they did with the second one. Witty.

Nontheless, I am a smooth talking, eternal sex God.. :rolleyes:
No, you're a "pretty annoying bloke who just keeps on bugging the crap out of you - sum it all up - someone who is a HUGE pain in the arse", UD says so (A)

[Dandelion]

the most AMAZING people you will ever find are Chelseas. chicken flavored&lemon scented. DELICIOUSLY good looking.
girl: Damn, i wish i was a Chelsea.
boy: *looks her up&down* yeah, me too. :


Chelsea is a beautiful creature of a peculiar nature. She is often starving or not hungry in the least, but she is dangerous in her hungry state. Possibly the sexiest creature on the planet, the Chelsea naturally has the powers of seduction and can manipulate your emotions without you realizing it. Be careful never to walk into the home of a Chelsea before announcing yourself, for she may be naked. Overall, Chelsea is a pleasure to be around, a treat to look at, and always smells nice. Don't mess with her though... she will kill you.
(friend walks up to Chelsea's house and opens the door)
Friend: "Oh, my God! Chelsea, you're naked!"
Chelsea: "Want a cookie?" lol.....


Chelsea's are beautiful strange creatures. Chelsea's usually have blond hair and blue eyes. They are known to be very affectionate. Chelsea's can be trained with snacks of any kind. They tend to eat alot but dont get fat. Chelsea's are usually dancers or cheerleaders or some other kind of school spirit promoter. When in a fight with a chelsea never bring up family or you will be tackeled. For the most part chelseas are very enterjectic and fun(especially in bed) if you have the pleasue of meeting a chelsea always keep track of your food when you are around her.
chelsea's says: do you have any food???
You always say: nope

[Fez]

1. A large penis that can't fit into a girl's vagina.

2. A boner-like penis that is dificult to hide in a horny situation.
1. Damn dude, you couldn't fit your Nathan into her vagina.. is it really that big?

2. Yeah, there was this hot chick I saw in a porno at the store... it totally gave me a Nathan.

That'll do.

[Circadia]

1) Abi
She is a star don't let her go.
She's a special girl, a full on Abi
abi star special nice haha
3. Abi
The sweetest girl ever that you may be inextricable attracted to for some unexplainable reason. Has the most amazing personality and the most charming smile in the whole GTA!
1: I am so hung up on Abi!
2: Dude, me too.
1: **** off!

Nickname

Abigail
A super-sweet girl. Extremely gorgeous and tons of fun. When you meet one you will want to be a huge part of her life but you would have to be very lucky for it to happen. An Abigail will stay on your mind forever so you will know when you meet one.
I started dating an Abigail a while back, she is amazing!
awesome sweet abby hottie abbi
2. Abigail
The girl who is always searching for herself. The girl who feels beautiful when spreading joy to others, but has difficulty doing so. The girl who may often fear losing her sanity, because she so often comes close to it, but you never know it because she settles quietly to the side of the room. The girl who tends to keep to herself, but if you give her reason to trust her and time to open up, and you treat with respect, then you're in for an amazing experience with a beautiful person. The girl that intimidates you, in some way or another, because of her silent power, so everyone leaves her to be alone. She is highly intuitive and creative, with a vast imagination. She is strong, intelligent, and knows what is beautiful in life.
The beautiful, smart girl kept to herself, drawing in the margins of her notebook, so even the boy who recognized her beauty left her alone. She's such an Abigail.
abigail abby beautiful intelligent lonely
3. Abigail
A beautiful girl, has lots of friends, crazy fun, and is always single.
Why are u trying to be a Abigail your *****.

Full name

[Shoe]

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meaning 'from the laurel flower'
a beautiful name, in fact one of the best names ever.

hey laura, you're soo fly
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-Sex on legs
-Tiger in the bedroom
-Waiscoast is TEH SEX
-Adorable
-Possibly the rudest person you will EVER meet
-Cute. END OF.
Michelle: "Did you meet up with Laura last night?"
Hannah: "Yeh, she was a tiger in the bedroom!"
(Laura walks past...)
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A really really cool person;
guys want her and girls want to be her.
Has many friends.
Everyone likes her,
they dont only pretend to like her.

Guy 1: Why can we never get a Laura?
Guy 2: They all already have great boyfriends.

Girl 1: Lauras so cool, I want to be her.
Girl 2: Your just lucky your her friend.

[Chippiewill]

a stud

The dude military people say to shoot

e is a beautiful, terrible being. A destroyer of worlds. The conquerer of Earth. He is all that is man. Beautiful women flock to him and all men envy him. He will rule the world with his iron fist and see that only the strong prosper. Galactic conquest is next on this loving yet tyrannical ruler's agenda. Gods tremble before his awesomeness.
Zues: We shall---
Hermes: Lord Zues, the great and all powerful Will is coming.
Zues: Damn! He makes even me look like a ***** ass pansy!
Hermes: I'm gay.
Aphrodite: Will crippled me for life with his massive member!

Sound logic to me.


*****. hated. annoys everyone. thinks he's the coolest person around when no one likes him. ugly. talentless. stupid.
Person 1: hey, do you know will?
Person 2: you mean that disgusting, stupid guy that no one hates? ive heard of him

Sad face :(

Edit:


1. An English name coming from the German name, Vilhelm, literally meaning will(desire, will) and helmet (protection). It has many variants in over 50 languages. Variants include but are not limited to:
Wilhelm, Vilhelm, Guillaume, Guillermo, Guglielmo, and Guilherme

Nicknames for William include: Will, Bill, and Billiam.

According to the 1990 U.S. Census the name William is the 5th most popular first name with 2.451% of the male population

Many famous and successful people have been/are named William.

1. Bill Gates (richest man in the world)
2. Bill Clinton (Former president)
3. William the Conqueror (conqueror of England in 1066)
4. William Shakespeare (greatest writer of the English language)
5. King William of Prussia (Emperor of Germany before WWI)

A fine name, if I do say so myself.

Success

[Unarmoured]

The greatest of the greats
A god amongst men
Every woman's sexual fantasy

I wish I was Reece
Reece is amazing


superior. the best anyone could have. ideal,perfect.
you are reece


the word reece can only be truly explained by those under its distinguishing title,
so all on this page who have submitted negative comments obviously aren't honoured by such an illustrious name.
...so Reece said "Let there be light."
And there was light


Philippino word that can mean absolutely anything or nothing depending on how ******ed you are. Similar words are abrakadabra for the people of Sweden. Often used to describe any activity related to smoking and alcohol.
What the Reece?!
Suck my Reece.
Blarg.

Sounds about right.

[Repair]

Sam means the name of one person who is:
Super
At
Masterbation


Sexy Attractive Male



am is a very common name. it is usually given to people who are very cool indeed. people by the name sam are the greatest.
whitey. "man you two are cool, what are your names?"
SamW. "my name is sam williams,"
SamF. "my name is Sam Fox,"
whitey. "damn i wish i was a sam, sams are so cool and good at basketball, sam williams is a better dunker than me, sam fox is just a damn good player,"
then at once they all said "LEGEND!!!"

Sums me up in a nutshell :L

[Recursion]

1. Tom 3299 up, 622 down
the man responsbile for the monstrosity known as "myspace", owner and operator of said site, and consequently the man blamed every time myspace is down.
"god damnit! myspace **** the bed again. **** you tom!"
myspace internet gay owners operators monstrosity


2. Tom 1703 up, 432 down
The geeky founder of Myspace who ironically has more friends than anyone in the world.
Tom gives inspiration and hope to all the computer nerds out there.
myspace tom friends geek nerd

3. Tom 1393 up, 496 down
The man who created what will become the destroyer of the earth, better known as the addictive website MySpace. He is blamed by literally millions of people whenever an "unexpected error" occurs. Once enough (important) people become addicted to this site, society will become perpetually late and collapse in a horrendous, fiery explosion of death, destruction, and doom.
President Bush - "Dammit, Tom! MySpace had another mistake! I refuse to leave this computer until they fix it!"
internet fiery death doom destruction

4. Tom 736 up, 227 down
Has extreme likeness to a Matt. A Sexy Best. 'Toms' Are known to be genius' and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique. Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs.

Girl 1: *Cries*
Girl 2: What's wrong?!
Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me
Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so...
Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know.
tom thomas smart. genius sexy beast

TOOT TOOT!

[lawrawrrr]

URBAN DICTIONARY LOVES ME <3
These are my favourites. XD


Laura
-Sex on legs
-Tiger in the bedroom
-Waiscoast is TEH SEX
-Adorable
-Possibly the rudest person you will EVER meet
-Cute. END OF.
Michelle: "Did you meet up with Laura last night?"
Hannah: "Yeh, she was a tiger in the bedroom!"
(Laura walks past...)
Michelle: "Aye up, sex on legs.."
tiger waistcoat sex on legs teh sex cute

Laura
A really really cool person;
guys want her and girls want to be her.
Has many friends.
Everyone likes her,
they dont only pretend to like her.
Guy 1: Why can we never get a Laura?
Guy 2: They all already have great boyfriends.

Girl 1: Lauras so cool, I want to be her.
Girl 2: Your just lucky your her friend.


The person with this name is the most amazing person you will ever meet. After you say hi to her, magic fairy dust will sprinkle on your head and then you'll be able to FLY! OMG! Who WOULDN'T want to fly?

[Chris]

The second one is...judge for your self. Haha.



Chris 7554 up, 2517 down
A kid who is always up to party and have a good time
Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Chris comes.
chill cool *****in chillax friggin sweet

2. Chris

is a slang for huge ****

like incredibly huge.
oh man I wish I had a chris in me.

[Moh]

Jack 2529 up, 1560 down

To steal, or take from an unsuspecting person or store.
Yo *****! Yo **** got jacked!


Jack 1406 up, 818 down
Jack -
A very intellectual, insightful man with the most honest heart. His intentions and words are always well intended and he has the sexiest eyes in the whole world.
If you ever argue with a 'Jack' he will for sure make a Jack Ass out of YOU.
He always thinks ahead and see's the bigger picture. He hates fighting/ argueing. * yawn* its boring to him.
But he will always win because he plays by his own rules. His morality is strong and hes as dependable as a solid rock. A guy you can count on. Loves meeting new people where ever he goes. Loves freedom. Hates being conformed. Wont change for anyone and wont expect you to change either.
Highly independant. Likes to use his head. And its a very powerful one..very brilliant. Has women falling every where while hes still standing.
Humbel.Funny. Wont lie.
Jack is the sexiest guy ever

I prefer the second :D

[RandomManJay]

Most of mine are to do with women :P.


A girl who is intelligent, yet silly. A girl who is cold on the outside, yet warm and cuddly on the inside. A girl who tell her friends everything, yet she has many secrets hidden. A girl who is a great friend, yet a worthy advesary if you are not a friend of hers. A girl who is extremely sweet and innocent, yet she kicks someone's ass when necessary.
Jamie is awesome.


A sweet girl with a cheery disposition on life, love and friendship. A cute girl.


Someone who is hard to understand. She can be crazy, but her friends love her for that. Can have a bad temper but gets over it fast. Loves being random, is well liked.
Also, she is a shy person, and cares for many.

This one made me howl xD!


The king of stealing, is a ******* criminal mastermind of stealing. Is never caught and is very mischeivious.

[Nikki]

Nikita is a buff Girl, With Good Taste And A Nice Ass.
Guy1: Damnn, That Girls Hot.!
Guy2: She Must Be A Nikita.



my fav.

[wixard]

mine are all about how ridiculously attractive i am
but then comes reality



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1. the most perfect girl in all the world
2. the girl i need to breathe
you know why i need an inhaler? cause i'm not near tara
perfect tara redneck perf flawless
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this ones the best

ara 181 up, 317 down
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Noun: a narcissistic megalomaniac that wants to do everything, thinks he/she is always right, and thinks the world revolves around him/her.
Bob thinks the world revolves around him; he's such a Tara!
megalomaniac ***** narcissis know-it-all egocentric

tara 92 up, 269 down
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tara is a ****. who cheats, gets fingered in public, backstabs her friends, and is just plain ******. she doesnt see the significance in keeping her virginity at such a young age. WE HATE HER
that chick is so tara, shes a complete *****.

. tara 161 up, 422 down
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1. noun - a vegetarian ***** who enjoys trying to break up your friendships. she also likes ************ with vegatables and other small fruit.

2. verb - the act of being a ***** to somebody
1. Dude, stop being such a tara

2. Im going to tara that *****
**** ass ***** ******* jerk