Urban Dictionary your name :D

[Conservative,]

Yeah lol - www.urbandictionary.com

Here are mine:

A very nice man who likes to steal obese children from their homes at night, then making them lose weight before returning them back to their parents. Usually unscathed.
"Dude, Billy Jean got robbied last night."
"About time, he was such a fat ass. Hopefully he'll be able to move without needing that forklift when he gets back."

man with abs of steel. Not only is he too sexy for his clothes, but he's smart as hell too. You would want to feel him up. Even if your a guy. ESPECIALLY if your a guy. He's so attractive, he turns straight men gay. Unfortunately, his heart belongs to nobody.

cool, extremely smart stoner boy who always skips school, and is high 24/7. If he actually is in school, the only thing he will ever do if tests and quizes. He doesn't take notes, and he can get 80% and higher. Don't you wish you were him??
Dont bug robbie, or bother doing it, he will respond negatively to you.
Hes the kid who will start to smoke it up in the shop room anc blow it through the vent. Now thats smart!!
Robbie is an awesome kid. He works hard for his money, but spends his money on weed and alcohol. Robbie has siblings who either join his act of crime, or go against him and rattle tattle on him.
Robbie is the kind of guy who everyone knows he's a lil druggie, but everyone L-O-V-E-S him! Go robbie!

[Mathew]

Matt

ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.


Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing

Sounds good enough to me.

[Neversoft]

1. Christopher
Maybe when you first meet a Christopher they'll seem like a jerk, and hurt you emotionally multiple times, or possible make the lamest jokes but one day he'll make up for it all, the best he can. Christophers will eventually realize the love that they've stored in a safe place for you. Christophers usually have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most seductive voice. They're someone you wouldn't mind spending the rest of your entire life with. They have a tendancy to spend more time thinking of what to do for someone else than themselves. Christophers love adventure, new things, something to get their blood rushing and heart pounding. I love my Christopher, forever and always. That soldier, he keeps me sane.
Take a deeper look at your Christopher before you let go, he might be the best thing that will ever happen to you.

It's all true.

[Rozi]

1. Rosie
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The beautiful one.
How Rosie she looks.


2. Rosie
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a person who makes you laugh
you a real ROsie


3. Rosie
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mini unexpected ******
yo she pulled a rosie

Pretty cool eh

[j0rd]

Jordan 4283 up, 2263 down
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A different word for very large penis
Bob has a jordan, and i like to ride it all night long

jordan 2679 up, 1082 down
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the hottest guy you can ever meet, hes hot, fine, and everything a girl can ask for. HES PERFECT!
"that guy is fine!."
"he must be a jordan."

Jordan 2087 up, 610 down
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A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. A Jordan is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.
A Jordan usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Jordan.
A jordan can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Jordan can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.
I digress explaining a Jordan any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A jordan.
Woman A: Hey do you see that hot guy walking this way?
Woman B: OMG he just checked you out.
Woman A: Umm I think I'm pregnant.
Woman B: Wow I think that was a Jordan. Your such a *****.

All sounds valid to me

[Conservative,]

Mine are all correct Js. LOL @ the descriptions for Jordan :L!!

[Callum.]

A Guy who has such a way with words that some people believe almost anything he says.

I'll take that.

[Nemo]

All of them are " a girl who.." pfft.

I refuse to post it!

[Minstrels]

ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing

An attractive, smooth-talking, charming young man. When you’re with him, he makes you feel like a princess; when you’re not, you know he is making another girl feel the same and not even thinking of you.


Becky- 'i dont understand, we had so much fun last week! why hasnt he called?!?'
Jessica- 'i told you that guy was a matt. you should have listened to me!'

@Mathew, in your name you have one t... you can't go editing it when you like! Here's your real one bud -

Mat 6 up, 2 down
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A pretty annoying bloke who just keeps on bugging the crap out of you - sum it all up - someone who is a HUGE pain in the arse
Seriously mate, stop being a Mat!!!

mat 71 up, 74 down
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A short, flat person that hangs out on your door step.

[Mathew]

@Mathew, in your name you have one t... you can't go editing it when you like! Here's your real one bud -

Oh I see what they did with the second one. Witty.

Nontheless, I am a smooth talking, eternal sex God.. :rolleyes: