Knock, Knock! - Ends 25th July

[Mr-Trainor]

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I'm sure that the majority of us have heard, and maybe even told, a joke before. For me though, my favourite jokes are probably Knock, Knock jokes. For this competition, I want you to post the funniest Knock Knock joke you can find, as long as it's appropriate! The funniest entry will win, good luck ;).



Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep

[Zeptis]

Person 1: Knock Knock
Person 2: Whos there?
Person 1: Me
Person 2: Me who?
Person 1: who the **** do you think?
Person 2: Barack Obama?!?
Person 1: Nooooo
Person 2: Angelina Jolie?
Person 1: Do I sound like a girl to you?
Person 2: Yeah, kinda?
Person 1: I don't wanna come in anymore, goodbye.
Person 2: Byeeeee *waves through the closed door*

[Pigperson]

Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have to dance to YMCA...AGAIN?! (I don't want to be the policeman no more :()

Will

[Liam]

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ya
Ya who?
.com

[Ms.Aquamarine]

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda.

[David]

Knock knock ......

Who's there ? ......

David ......

David Who ? ......

Gordon open the ******* door and get out of my house.

[-Charityy]

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Noah way to open the door???

[lukeyo]

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Luke
Luke who
Luke through the keyhole and find out

[Pampling]

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Dishes
Dishes Who?
Dishes me, who is you?

[supermanuknow]

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Doctor

Doctor who?

You just said it.

[Katiieee]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Shelby

Shelby who?

Shelby commin' round the mountain when she comes!

[LucyFaye]

:) Knock Knock
:rolleyes: Who's there?
:) Robin
:S Robin who?
:D I'm Robin you blind so OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!
:O

[HollieAshworth.]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's only a joke.

[iflu.]

* On Omegle *
Stranger; Hey, Got any good jokes?
Me; Sure ! Knock, Knock.
Stranger; Who's there?
Me; Disco!
Stranger; Disco who? ...
Me; Disconnected.
- Your conversational partner has disconnected-

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[REDBULLX]

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Thistle
Thistle who?!
Thistle be the last time I knock on this door

[chocobo]

Person1:-knock knock
Person2:-whos there?
Person1:- uncle
Person2:-uncle who?
Person1:-knock knock
Person2:-whos there?
Person1:-uncle
Person2:-uncle who?
Person1:-knock knock
Person2:-whos there?
Person1:-uncle
Person2:-uncle who?
Person1:-knock knock
Person2:- whos there?
Person1:-auntie
Person2:-auntie who?
Person1 auntie glad its not another uncle.

[Hollie.]

knock knock
whos there?
woo
woo who?
calm down you aint won the competiton yet.

[Skittle]

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Orange

Orange who?

Hey apple, How many fingers am i holding up?

Shut up your so annoying

[Kyran]

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You know.
You know who
...

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[MissSkies]

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
OK, W_H_O.

[Expert-X]

Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won't.
Yes, I will.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
See? You've forgotten me already!

[Eric]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Open Sesame.

Open Sesame who?

Open Sesame. Yes! I said the magic word. Now, the palace belongs to ME!