I'm sure that the majority of us have heard, and maybe even told, a joke before. For me though, my favourite jokes are probably Knock, Knock jokes. For this competition, I want you to post the funniest Knock Knock joke you can find, as long as it's appropriate! The funniest entry will win, good luck.
Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep
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16-07-2011, 09:52 PM #1
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Last edited by Inseriousity.; 20-07-2011 at 07:34 PM.
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20-07-2011, 11:20 PM #2
Person 1: Knock Knock
Person 2: Whos there?
Person 1: Me
Person 2: Me who?
Person 1: who the **** do you think?
Person 2: Barack Obama?!?
Person 1: Nooooo
Person 2: Angelina Jolie?
Person 1: Do I sound like a girl to you?
Person 2: Yeah, kinda?
Person 1: I don't wanna come in anymore, goodbye.
Person 2: Byeeeee *waves through the closed door*Last edited by Zeptis; 20-07-2011 at 11:24 PM.
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20-07-2011, 11:54 PM #3
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have to dance to YMCA...AGAIN?! (I don't want to be the policeman no more
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ya
Ya who?
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21-07-2011, 12:02 AM #5
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Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda.★★★
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Knock knock ......
Who's there ? ......
David ......
David Who ? ......
Gordon open the ******* door and get out of my house.
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21-07-2011, 01:55 AM #7
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah way to open the door???Awesome avatar made by Jurv!
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21-07-2011, 10:02 AM #8
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Luke
Luke who
Luke through the keyhole and find out
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21-07-2011, 10:22 AM #9
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Dishes
Dishes Who?
Dishes me, who is you?
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21-07-2011, 03:24 PM #10
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Knock Knock
Who's There?
Doctor
Doctor who?
You just said it.'This is how we do it'
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