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Demi
15-04-2013, 07:02 PM
Steven Hawking went out on a date and when he came back, he had a black eye, 2 broken ribs, and a broken leg. The maid said 'bloody hell Steven, what happened'

He said 'she stood me up'

You lot must know some decent ones... anymore for anymore?
David
15-04-2013, 07:05 PM
inb4 thread gets moved to spam


As I watched my newborn daughter sucking hungrily on her bottle, I had a really wicked idea...

But it turned out she doesn't have the lung capacity for syphoning petrol.
Demi
15-04-2013, 07:08 PM
inb4 thread gets moved to spam

Oh that is badd! HAHA
mrwoooooooo
15-04-2013, 07:17 PM
I just bought the brand new Indian version of Cluedo.

They all did it, in the bus, with a teenage girl.
dbgtz
15-04-2013, 07:22 PM
id tell you a joke about a pizza but its too cheesy
Empired
15-04-2013, 07:33 PM
id tell you a joke about a pizza but its too cheesy
doughn't make me laugh
that jokes so old it's getting ​crusty
Demi
15-04-2013, 07:48 PM
id tell you a joke about a pizza but its too cheesy

Awhh that was cheese! Nice
LiquidLuck.
15-04-2013, 08:28 PM
These jokes are all so sad, but they are actually making me laugh. Even more sad. :(
Demi
15-04-2013, 08:37 PM
These jokes are all so sad, but they are actually making me laugh. Even more sad. :(

Got any?

Two eggs were in a frying pan. One says its hot in here the other says holy crap a talking egg.
LiquidLuck.
15-04-2013, 08:40 PM
Got any?

Two eggs were in a frying pan. One says its hot in here the other says holy crap a talking egg.

I only know Portuguese jokes so no point in posting them. xD
Samantha
15-04-2013, 08:42 PM
Harry Potter sliding down a hill, J K Rowling.

These Harry Potter jokes are getting annoying, I mean Siriusly.
Demi
15-04-2013, 08:44 PM
I only know Portuguese jokes so no point in posting them. xD

They'd be lost in translation?
LiquidLuck.
15-04-2013, 08:46 PM
They'd be lost in translation?

Good one. xD But yeah, they would.
Demi
15-04-2013, 08:47 PM
Good one. xD But yeah, they would.

See I told another joke ;) BWAHAHAHA!
LiquidLuck.
15-04-2013, 08:49 PM
See I told another joke ;) BWAHAHAHA!

Indeed. :P
Cepheuses
20-04-2013, 02:12 PM
What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
Clumping
20-04-2013, 04:12 PM
santa was on his sleigh and broke down, he waved an ongoing driver who came to his assistance. he looked and told santa "i'm sorry i don't know, i'm not a mechanic, i'm a chiropodist." santa replied "well give us a toe then"

awful
Zelda
20-04-2013, 04:27 PM
what kinds of ghosts haunt chemistry laborities? Methylated spirits

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