Steven Hawking went out on a date and when he came back, he had a black eye, 2 broken ribs, and a broken leg. The maid said 'bloody hell Steven, what happened'
He said 'she stood me up'
You lot must know some decent ones... anymore for anymore?

Steven Hawking went out on a date and when he came back, he had a black eye, 2 broken ribs, and a broken leg. The maid said 'bloody hell Steven, what happened'
He said 'she stood me up'
You lot must know some decent ones... anymore for anymore?
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As I watched my newborn daughter sucking hungrily on her bottle, I had a really wicked idea...
But it turned out she doesn't have the lung capacity for syphoning petrol.
I just bought the brand new Indian version of Cluedo.
They all did it, in the bus, with a teenage girl.
id tell you a joke about a pizza but its too cheesy
These jokes are all so sad, but they are actually making me laugh. Even more sad.![]()
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