BABRIE!!!

[Metric.]

I allways wanted to be like Barbie..
THAT B**** has EVERYTHING!
A convertable, Malibu beach bungalow, JACUZZI, trashy clothes, ken and KELLY ( I wonder if its kens? I hear Barbie likes to sleep around :P Little slappa! )
OMG!
IM IN MY JACUZZI!
Omg.
Drinking pop!
And Talking on my cell-Phony
OMG!
Im just like BARBIE! My life goal has been acchievd!

[Eamonn]

omg barbie that b-eech shes so spoilt

[Metric.]

omg barbie that b-eech shes so spoilt

Jeebus.
I though I was.
Then I found out that she is like .
OMG.
SPOILED!

[.mcgovlau.]

barbie dumped ken "/ for some guy named Blaine, im pretty sure thats his name

[Gaby]

Poor Ken *Sniff* They said Barbie and Ken broke up on the News =S Very Awkward.... But MAN She has what I WANT....except Plastic Skin....

[ssricky]

Poor Ken *Sniff* They said Barbie and Ken broke up on the News =S Very Awkward.... But MAN She has what I WANT....except Plastic Skin....
so u want hair made of horse tail hair which has poo in it. and a head full of liquid plastic/air/bubbles and plastic shoes and polyester clothes and fake implants go for it :P

[Gaby]

I thought Barbie Hair Was Wig Hair!!!!!!!!! -throws up- But I don't want a wig...I don't want Plastic Shoes Or Polyester Clothing, BUT If the Items Barbie gets work and stuff like i real life I would totally get em'!

[kaut]

I miss being a kid and the only kids my age on my block were girls... so of course, we'd play Barbies when we weren't playing doctor ;)

[Absently]

Brbie is so hawt shes a ***** 2 gets everything gawd she so spoilt and she has 2 always get her way some ****ing *****

[BLuweesH]

The maker of barbie passed away in the recent years aye?

[:BlueTails]

omgz barbie rawks

[Rebecca]

head full of liquid plastic/air/bubbles and plastic shoes and polyester clothes and fake implants go for it :P


lols most of the girls in my skule are like tht ;)

[Eamonn]

The maker of barbie passed away in the recent years aye?
So !! Barbie lives on no matter what!

[-Soph-]

but barbies a ****
with her cute little butt

LOOOOOOL

[Rebecca]

oh my.. soph STHU! ;D

[HellyBelly]

but barbies a ****
with her cute little butt

LOOOOOOL
Is that supposed to rhyme? ;)

[Rebecca]

AHHH mu dad burned my barbie :(

[HellyBelly]

AHHH mu dad burned my barbie :(
I shut my cousins in the oven door, pulled it as hard as I could, and her head snapped off xD

[Garycia]

I've called my mate at school Barbie since half way through year 7, people call him it now :).

[Adam$]

Similar to Michael Jackson

- Plastic
- Has everything
- Popular with Children

[Digital]

Similar to Michael Jackson

- Plastic
- Has everything
- Popular with Children
LMAO :D

[Rebecca]

Similar to Michael Jackson

- Plastic
- Has everything
- Popular with Children

ROFL!!!!!!


I shut my cousins in the oven door, pulled it as hard as I could, and her head snapped off xD


LOLS how cruel!!

[HellyBelly]

LOLS how cruel!!
funny tho :p

[Rebecca]

was your cuz cryn?????

[HellyBelly]

was your cuz cryn?????
she creid, the i selotaped it back like 100 tyms, then she laffed

[Eamonn]

I chucked my sister electric barbie carriage thing she got for xmas once down the stairs on xmas day and tis broke

[Rachi]

K Barbies bad points :
She never washes her hair the filthy girl.
She never had a bath.
She always walks on her toes so her shoes dont fit "/
What a model wannabe

[FRISC0]

Barbie needs a wash :) *Shoves down toilet and flushes* oh dear, Barbie died :) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[Rachi]

thread title : Babrie
Who is babrie /

[Becky.]

when i was little and i just learned how babies r made :P :eusa_sick i made barbie have an affair with kens friend bobby (i made him up cos i had 2 kens) :P

[Jasmin]

Rofl, My barbies are in the attic 0_0 i used to make the kens and barbies have little shellys and babies and kellys and ryans and stuff -giggles- It was heckava fun -_¬ ROFL.... they walk on their toes, ROFL 0_0

[Metric.]

When I was little we had this babysitter and she would bring her daughter with her when she would come to my house and look after us. She was the same age as me and just like most 4 year-old girls she had Barbies! We were both bad little kids :P But she had this barbie that she hated. Anyway her mother ( the babysitter ) was on the couch watching her afternoon shows while she left us to play so she wanted to kill the barbie for some un-known reason? So we went into the kitchen while the babysitter was watching like passions or something and being the observant child I had observed my mom and dad using the garbage disposer and I knew that if you hit the switch on the wall the garbage dispostser would come on. So we got a chair and put it infront of the sink and she put barbie in the hole and I fliped the switch! Bye bye Barbie! Her mother came out and scolded us for what we had done and when my parents found out that I knew how to use the garbage dispososer they replaced it with one where you have to put this stopper in and turn it to make it lock then flip the switch to make it come on. I didn't figure that out till I was like 8 :P