BABRIE!!!

[Metric.]

I allways wanted to be like Barbie..
THAT B**** has EVERYTHING!
A convertable, Malibu beach bungalow, JACUZZI, trashy clothes, ken and KELLY ( I wonder if its kens? I hear Barbie likes to sleep around Little slappa! )
OMG!
IM IN MY JACUZZI!
Omg.
Drinking pop!
And Talking on my cell-Phony
OMG!
Im just like BARBIE! My life goal has been acchievd!

[Eamonn]

omg barbie that b-eech shes so spoilt

[Metric.]

omg barbie that b-eech shes so spoilt

Jeebus.
I though I was.
Then I found out that she is like .
OMG.
SPOILED!

[.mcgovlau.]

barbie dumped ken "/ for some guy named Blaine, im pretty sure thats his name

[Gaby]

Poor Ken *Sniff* They said Barbie and Ken broke up on the News =S Very Awkward.... But MAN She has what I WANT....except Plastic Skin....

[ssricky]

Poor Ken *Sniff* They said Barbie and Ken broke up on the News =S Very Awkward.... But MAN She has what I WANT....except Plastic Skin....

so u want hair made of horse tail hair which has poo in it. and a head full of liquid plastic/air/bubbles and plastic shoes and polyester clothes and fake implants go for it

[Gaby]

I thought Barbie Hair Was Wig Hair!!!!!!!!! -throws up- But I don't want a wig...I don't want Plastic Shoes Or Polyester Clothing, BUT If the Items Barbie gets work and stuff like i real life I would totally get em'!

[kaut]

I miss being a kid and the only kids my age on my block were girls... so of course, we'd play Barbies when we weren't playing doctor

[Absently]

Brbie is so hawt shes a ***** 2 gets everything gawd she so spoilt and she has 2 always get her way some ****ing *****

[BLuweesH]

The maker of barbie passed away in the recent years aye?