Death Test

[deltateamaplha]

http://community.sparknotes.com/death/ you need to make an account but all worth it,

Not for people who will get upset
My score
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

Friday, December 3rd 2066
At the tender age of 76 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Drowning (3%)
Homicide (2%)
Other fascinating statistics:

19,844,169 people have taken The Death Test.
Of those, 58% were female and 42% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 64 years.
70% of test takers have hairy nipples.
9% have had team ***.
3% work in the adult entertainment industry.
And 16619 people claim to have leprosy.p/

[TealArms]

GRR nothing works lol i am at skool and they have just about everything blocked and i have a few more hours of this cos it is options

[kaut]

Wednesday, October 19th 2005
At the tender age of 21 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (73%)
Alcoholism (24%)
Cancer (16%)
Homicide (12%)


Wow... glad I didn't have anything planned for that day. :)

[deltateamaplha]

Lmaoo Don't worry just a fun silly test :D .

[kaut]

nah... I'm cool with it. Now I just have to figure out what I want to do on my last five days to live.

[deltateamaplha]

Lmao 5 days.... Um eat eat eat !.

[kaut]

nah, I think I'll just take their advice and drink, smoke, and then go find someone with a contagious disease... who hopefully will be carrying a gun. :P

[OMGitsaROSS]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

Monday, March 7th 2078
At the ripe old age of 85 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Drowning (3%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (2%)
Alcoholism (2%)
Heart Attack During *** (2%)
Other fascinating statistics:

19,844,261 people have taken The Death Test.
Of those, 58% were female and 42% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 64 years.
70% of test takers have hairy nipples.
9% have had team ***.
3% work in the adult entertainment industry.
And 16620 people claim to have leprosy.

[Bef]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

Tuesday, December 8th 2026
At the tender age of 37 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (32%)
Cancer (19%)
Alcoholism (14%)
Suicide (13%)

[Clo]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

Wednesday, April 9th 2064
At the tender age of 73 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Alcoholism (13%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (3%)
Cancer (3%)
Drowning (3%)

[deltateamaplha]

These test results look erm scary huh ?.

[Clo]

Alcoholism is probably quite true. Lol only joking I don't drink much at all. But maybe I will when i'm older? :-o :'(

[wwe-rko4eva]

It Said I Was Gunna Die On 22nd March 2072 At The Age Of 79 Lol.

[wwe-rko4eva]

It Said I Was Gunna Die On 22nd March 2072 At The Age Of 79 Lol.

[Fruitbox.]

Or you could just go on death clock.com or something like that all youhave to do is type in your dob

ps Wo0t! 900th post xD

[Rebuild]

Thursday, August 5th 2066

At the tender age of 75 years old.

On that date, you will most likely die from:

Cancer (10%)
Heart Attack (5%)
Alcoholism (3%)
Drowning (3%)

Death Clock said Tuesday, November 3, 2048.

[Eamonn]

Heres mine :D
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

Monday, July 11th 2072
At the ripe old age of 80 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Horrible Accident (8%)
Drowning (4%)
Alcoholism (3%)
Other fascinating statistics:

19,844,382 people have taken The Death Test.
Of those, 58% were female and 42% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 64 years.
70% of test takers have hairy nipples.
9% have had team ***.
3% work in the adult entertainment industry.
And 16622 people claim to have leprosy.

80 woo !

[Biseinen]

Monday, January 25th 2066
At the ripe old age of 78 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Drowning (7%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (3%)
Heart Attack During Se'x (56%)

WTH at the last one?!

78... Well not bad. :p

[ilovejordan]

Friday, February 2nd 2085
At the ripe old age of 93 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Cancer (10%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (7%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Alcoholism (4%)
Heart attack during s'ex (11%) - forgot to add that one

Haa :p
I'll be 93 :p

[Biseinen]

[Loads shotgun]

You sure about that. >: )

[ilovejordan]

Lmao No
Apparently i'll die from a heart attack during s'ex :o

[Biseinen]

Look at my Heart rate from se'x percentage! That's scary! >_<

[ilovejordan]

LMAO randy :p
And omg0dz i'll still be doing it at 93 :o

[Biseinen]

*Shudders*

[ilovejordan]

LMAO all the wrinkles :(

[Stitch]

my results :D :

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

Sunday, August 2nd 2065
At the tender age of 72 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Drowning (3%)
Other fascinating statistics:

19,844,486 people have taken The Death Test.
Of those, 58% were female and 42% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 64 years.
70% of test takers have hairy nipples.
9% have had team ***.
3% work in the adult entertainment industry.
And 16623 people claim to have leprosy.

[EletricMornings]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

Saturday, October 23rd 2049
At the tender age of 59 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Confusion (3%)
Drowning (3%)
Horrible Accident (2%)
Other fascinating statistics:
19,844,487 people have taken The Death Test.
Of those, 58% were female and 42% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 64 years.
70% of test takers have hairy nipples.
9% have had team ***.
3% work in the adult entertainment industry.
And 16623 people claim to have leprosy.

[ilovejordan]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

Saturday, October 23rd 2049
At the tender age of 59 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Confusion (3%)
Drowning (3%)
Horrible Accident (2%)
Other fascinating statistics:
19,844,487 people have taken The Death Test.
Of those, 58% were female and 42% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 64 years.
70% of test takers have hairy nipples.
9% have had team ***.
3% work in the adult entertainment industry.
And 16623 people claim to have leprosy.


Ooh young:rolleyes:

[clarissUH.]

Wednesday, September 16th 2037
At the tender age of 45 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Cancer (10%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Alcoholism (7%)

[ilovejordan]

:o even younger

[EletricMornings]

I wanna live till 90000000000000000000

[ilovejordan]

i wana live till at least 3000

[Jordan3]

Wednesday, December 9th 2065
At the tender age of 73 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Alcoholism (10%)
Drowning (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Other fascinating statistics:

19,844,510 people have taken The Death Test.
Of those, 58% were female and 42% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 64 years.
70% of test takers have hairy nipples.
9% have had team ***.
3% work in the adult entertainment industry.
And 16623 people claim to have leprosy.

Some great questions there!!

[ilovejordan]

i'm loving the hairy nipples one :p

[Vitality]

Friday, October 14th 2005
At the tender age of 13 years old. On that date, you will most likely die from:


Contagious Disease (100%)
Cancer (49%)
Alcoholism (47%)
Heart Attack (30%)

Omg it says im going to die tonite ......:o http://community.sparknotes.com/death/page7.repl

[kaut]

Friday, October 14th 2005
At the tender age of 13 years old. On that date, you will most likely die from:


Contagious Disease (100%)
Cancer (49%)
Alcoholism (47%)
Heart Attack (30%)

Omg it says im going to die tonite ......:o http://community.sparknotes.com/death/page7.repl


whoo hoo! I'm not the only one dying in the near future. But unlike you.. I have enough time to enjoy my last days of life. Sad to hear you won't be alive tomorrow to read this... but hey, that's what you get for contracting contagious diseases. :P

[Blader_Boy]

And 16623 people claim to have leprosy.


Lol I did one of those once and It said I was going to die at 15.. I'm 16.. I have defied death and shal live for ever.

[Owen]

Saturday, July 11th 2065
At the tender age of 73 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Drowning (6%)
Suicide (5%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (3%)
Alien Abduction (3%)

:S

[le harry]

Sunday, April 9th 2062
At the tender age of 69 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Drowning (10%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Homicide (2%)
Third Degree Burns (2%)
Other fascinating statistics:

19,844,851 people have taken The Death Test.
Of those, 58% were female and 42% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 64 years.
70% of test takers have hairy nipples.
9% have had team ***.
3% work in the adult entertainment industry.
And 16626 people claim to have leprosy.


werd.. lol

[CutieJamie]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

Saturday, April 4th 2065
At the tender age of 73 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Cancer (10%)
Heart Attack (5%)
Drowning (3%)
Alien Abduction (2%)


lmao Alien Abduction

[infatuation]

Aha, cool test.

Tuesday, October 4th 2067
At the ripe old age of 77 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Alien Abduction (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Drowning (3%)
Third Degree Burns (2%)

[?WhyNot?]

Wednesday, February 18th 2065
At the tender age of 73 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Alien Abduction (5%)
Homicide (2%)
Third Degree Burns (2%)

[Habbox-Gal]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

Thursday, May 19th 2061
At the tender age of 68 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Alien Abduction (5%)
Drowning (3%)
Homicide (2%)

[Habbox-Gal]

nah, I think I'll just take their advice and drink, smoke, and then go find someone with a contagious disease... who hopefully will be carrying a gun. :P

Lmao thats just a stupid silly test . Dont smoke

[burton-x]

If he would only have a few days left you think he would mean smoking normal cigarettes?
I say no more. :|