Death Test

[deltateamaplha]

http://community.sparknotes.com/death/ you need to make an account but all worth it,

Not for people who will get upset
My score
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

Friday, December 3rd 2066
At the tender age of 76 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Drowning (3%)
Homicide (2%)
Other fascinating statistics:

19,844,169 people have taken The Death Test.
Of those, 58% were female and 42% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 64 years.
70% of test takers have hairy nipples.
9% have had team ***.
3% work in the adult entertainment industry.
And 16619 people claim to have leprosy.p/

[TealArms]

GRR nothing works lol i am at skool and they have just about everything blocked and i have a few more hours of this cos it is options

[kaut]

Wednesday, October 19th 2005
At the tender age of 21 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (73%)
Alcoholism (24%)
Cancer (16%)
Homicide (12%)


Wow... glad I didn't have anything planned for that day.

[deltateamaplha]

Lmaoo Don't worry just a fun silly test .

[kaut]

nah... I'm cool with it. Now I just have to figure out what I want to do on my last five days to live.

[deltateamaplha]

Lmao 5 days.... Um eat eat eat !.

[kaut]

nah, I think I'll just take their advice and drink, smoke, and then go find someone with a contagious disease... who hopefully will be carrying a gun.

[OMGitsaROSS]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

Monday, March 7th 2078
At the ripe old age of 85 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Drowning (3%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (2%)
Alcoholism (2%)
Heart Attack During *** (2%)
Other fascinating statistics:

19,844,261 people have taken The Death Test.
Of those, 58% were female and 42% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 64 years.
70% of test takers have hairy nipples.
9% have had team ***.
3% work in the adult entertainment industry.
And 16620 people claim to have leprosy.

[Bef]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

Tuesday, December 8th 2026
At the tender age of 37 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (32%)
Cancer (19%)
Alcoholism (14%)
Suicide (13%)

[Clo]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

Wednesday, April 9th 2064
At the tender age of 73 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Alcoholism (13%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (3%)
Cancer (3%)
Drowning (3%)