Originally Posted by Disasemble
Hello, I heard this joke, It's HILARIOUS. Sorry if there was a Joke section, I couldn't find it. Okay, well Here's my joke.
Okay, There was this Couple, And they had been together for years.. and the Husband kept trumping. And one day, the wife said "One day, your going to trump, and your going to trump your insides out" The husband said "Ya right, What ever."
Thanksgiving day: The wife was down stairs cutting the turkey and takeing all the insides out, and the Husband was still upstairs sleeping. And the wife got the Crazy'est idea, to take the Insides from the turkey and place them beside his but, So he would think he blew them out. So, the husband come Charging down the stairs and says "Hunny, You were right, I did Blow out my insides, But with my two fingers and Some Vaselin, I got it all back in"
I thought it was HILARIOUS! Please post some Jokes below, If you have any! :)
