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[Bono]

Hello, I heard this joke, It's HILARIOUS. Sorry if there was a Joke section, I couldn't find it. Okay, well Here's my joke.

Okay, There was this Couple, And they had been together for years.. and the Husband kept trumping. And one day, the wife said "One day, your going to trump, and your going to trump your insides out" The husband said "Ya right, What ever."

Thanksgiving day: The wife was down stairs cutting the turkey and takeing all the insides out, and the Husband was still upstairs sleeping. And the wife got the Crazy'est idea, to take the Insides from the turkey and place them beside his but, So he would think he blew them out. So, the husband come Charging down the stairs and says "Hunny, You were right, I did Blow out my insides, But with my two fingers and Some Vaselin, I got it all back in"



I thought it was HILARIOUS! Please post some Jokes below, If you have any!

[Digital]

This thread should be moved to Jokes and Funny Stuff

[Bono]

Yes sorry, posted in wrong section?

[♥ Punx ♥]

That was so disgusting....but so hilarious!!

[ilovejordan]

Ooh i got a gay one..

A man walks into a bar..
and says ouch

[Magnet]

Hello, I heard this joke, It's HILARIOUS. Sorry if there was a Joke section, I couldn't find it. Okay, well Here's my joke.

Okay, There was this Couple, And they had been together for years.. and the Husband kept trumping. And one day, the wife said "One day, your going to trump, and your going to trump your insides out" The husband said "Ya right, What ever."

Thanksgiving day: The wife was down stairs cutting the turkey and takeing all the insides out, and the Husband was still upstairs sleeping. And the wife got the Crazy'est idea, to take the Insides from the turkey and place them beside his but, So he would think he blew them out. So, the husband come Charging down the stairs and says "Hunny, You were right, I did Blow out my insides, But with my two fingers and Some Vaselin, I got it all back in"



I thought it was HILARIOUS! Please post some Jokes below, If you have any!

OOMMMMGGGGG! That joke is hilarious! Poor him :eusa_booh
Definetely +rep for that that's amazing joke lol

[-Soph-]

LOL thats funny

[dementedpixel]

*has heard it a zillion times before*

[Bono]

Oh Gosh, Each time i read it, I burst out laughing.