Corrupt-a-wish

wish granted, you annoy her so much she kills you and then she lives to the age 309 and dies in her sleep and is the oldest person worldwide

I wish... I wish... ermm, I wish I could think of a wish to wish for, so thus my post becomes edited with a wish, instead of this wish which will be replaced by a proper wish, via my wish of wishing for a wish idea.

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Originally Posted by Mk,

wish granted, you annoy her so much she kills you and then she lives to the age 309 and dies in her sleep and is the oldest person worldwide

I wish... I wish... ermm, I wish I could think of a wish to wish for, so thus my post becomes edited with a wish, instead of this wish which will be replaced by a proper wish, via my wish of wishing for a wish idea.

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Granted- you came up with a wish.

I wish Lew hadn't stolen my wish :(

Wish granted. the wish granter read that as 'I wish the Loo hadn't stolen my fish', so loads of fish fly out of your toilet which makes you D/C when you flush it.

I wish I had another bottle of strongbow :(

Wish granted but I accidently granted my own wish so my head explodes.

I wish i had more money so I could buy more sweets from Amazon :3

Wish granted, but the sweets get lost in the post. :(

I wish I didn't have to take my driving theory test :(

Wish granted, but for not doing theory, you get confused when you reach a traffic light. You crash and burn.

I wish the holidays were more fun

Wish granted but then school decides to stop holidays and they're not boring any more because they don't exist.

I wish I looked like Claire Danes :(

Wish granted but i dont know who that is so you end up being a bald hobo (ikitsjuliet)

I wish charlie would stop posting in forum games coz its ruining me overtaking it ;) jksjks dw ;)

Wish granted- I'm never posting ever again.

I wish you would let me watch my film in freakin' peace :(

wish granted but you suddenly hate romeo and juliet. :3

i wish i could flyyyyyyyyy