Corrupt-a-wish

[Lewis]

wish granted, you annoy her so much she kills you and then she lives to the age 309 and dies in her sleep and is the oldest person worldwide

I wish... I wish... ermm, I wish I could think of a wish to wish for, so thus my post becomes edited with a wish, instead of this wish which will be replaced by a proper wish, via my wish of wishing for a wish idea.

[Empired]

wish granted, you annoy her so much she kills you and then she lives to the age 309 and dies in her sleep and is the oldest person worldwide

I wish... I wish... ermm, I wish I could think of a wish to wish for, so thus my post becomes edited with a wish, instead of this wish which will be replaced by a proper wish, via my wish of wishing for a wish idea.

Granted- you came up with a wish.

I wish Lew hadn't stolen my wish

[Cerys]

Wish granted. the wish granter read that as 'I wish the Loo hadn't stolen my fish', so loads of fish fly out of your toilet which makes you D/C when you flush it.

I wish I had another bottle of strongbow

[Cerys]

Wish granted but I accidently granted my own wish so my head explodes.

I wish i had more money so I could buy more sweets from Amazon :3

[Chris]

Wish granted, but the sweets get lost in the post.

I wish I didn't have to take my driving theory test

[Cerys]

Wish granted, but for not doing theory, you get confused when you reach a traffic light. You crash and burn.

I wish the holidays were more fun

[Empired]

Wish granted but then school decides to stop holidays and they're not boring any more because they don't exist.

I wish I looked like Claire Danes

[Cerys]

Wish granted but i dont know who that is so you end up being a bald hobo (ikitsjuliet)

I wish charlie would stop posting in forum games coz its ruining me overtaking it jksjks dw

[Empired]

Wish granted- I'm never posting ever again.

I wish you would let me watch my film in freakin' peace

[Cerys]

wish granted but you suddenly hate romeo and juliet. :3

i wish i could flyyyyyyyyy